💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
The nausea!
 

Attachments

  • FB_IMG_1484702648307.jpg
    FB_IMG_1484702648307.jpg
    52.2 KB · Views: 665
Strelok said:
Hate to burst everyone's bubble, but no overnight guests is just a mainstay of many subsidized housing places, as well as run of the mill shitty landlords. In the former it's to prevent someone from essentially living there under the radar (aka the tennants crack addicted SO), and the latter just becuase shitty landlords get off on being assholes.

Note his source is the KF, so we're just playing telephone with ourselves at this point.
Click to expand...

He mentioned that his rent was $250 and I believe he said he was in Spokane, so as someone suggested before, it seems likely that he's in the Phoenix House facility. http://pioneerhumanservices.org/housing/list#0 They have 38 individual studio apartments that sound a lot like what we've seen from his videos.
 
Strelok said:
Hate to burst everyone's bubble, but no overnight guests is just a mainstay of many subsidized housing places, as well as run of the mill shitty landlords. In the former it's to prevent someone from essentially living there under the radar (aka the tennants crack addicted SO), and the latter just becuase shitty landlords get off on being assholes.

Note his source is the KF, so we're just playing telephone with ourselves at this point.
Click to expand...

He doesn't live in regular subsidized housing though, he stays in the Phoenix House which is a transitional housing program for adults with mental illnesses. I think they're a bit stricter with monitoring their residents, plus he has to work with a case manager and whatnot.

http://pioneerhumanservices.org/housing/list#0

Edit: Ah sorry just realized @Fiercely Codependent posted the same thing
 
Trainwreck said:
He's gotten so crazy he can't hardly open his eyes.

Click to expand...

Lucas squints into the camera for 6 minutes and spouts the same crazy shit that hasn't gotten him laid for 5 years.
Here is a nice bullet pointed list of his main points:
1. Lucas compares sex to food again (this seems to be a favorite fetish of his)
2. Lucas uses livestock to justify being pedo
3. Incest!!!! Short telomeres!!! Gross!!!
4. Geese have strongest offspring when they're young. Humans = geese = more pedo creepiness = good...?
5. Silently leering into camera. Awkward silence.
 
Last edited:
Lucas is trying to play up the Myspace angles as of late... too bad his target demographic is too young to appreciate them.
 
Bassomatic said:
Ladies, please contain your orgasms.


Quick recap
That bowl is foul as fuck and he uses it to make his professional quality cooking ... of ramen He puts a creepy sign on his noodles. Then more flavor another creepy sign. Drops in the second block of noodles another insane note. Then puts yet another insane note out... flips over to more insanity.

Plugs his website with ANOTHER insane note, and ends panning around he's turned his apartment into a pig stye already.
Click to expand...

I wonder who's gonna break it to him that the age gap between 35 and 26 isn't 11 years? For someone who's got such a hard-on about having an equation "published" and all that science/math diarrhea he spews, you'd think some grade one math wouldn't befuddle this jagoff.

His metaphors are a wonder to behold, though. The milk/alcohol, steak, and corn one wildly missed the mark. The ramen one came a little closer, but still fell short. One day he's gonna get his telomere metaphor to have some semblance of sense, and on that day... he still won't get laid.
 
I've been an avid Werner "fan" since I came across him on the Cringe Channel tumblr. Unfortunately for me though, he lives in my town. I've rode the bus with him twice now; the first was spent whispering to my friend about how us dating our boyfriends was equivalent to incest in his eyes, and the second was trying to resist the urge to pepper spray him because he was staring.

Don't call me too autistic, but I noticed he got off at the same stop both times (Newark @ Laura). There's an apartment complex nearby. I think somebody guessed that he lives in the Arthur Court apartments (I can't find where), and if so, it seems pretty spot on. (I know you would be inclined to not believe me, but I have no way to prove it because there's no way of knowing how he would react to a millennial girl taking a picture of him. Plus it seems a little weenish for my tastes.)
 
As if it wasn't creepy enough to see his written notes, now we get to see him actually write them out live.....fucking psycho.
 
^^No - because I just skipped around....and now I heard it and it makes me want to throw up. I bet THAT will get all the ladies emailing him, begging for dates at Red Robin. Or sushi. Or the Italian Kitchen. Or Sante. Or vegan. Or ramen.
 
I know people find Lucas' OK cupid & POF profiles... Be interested to see if he makes a fet one now...
 

Attachments

  • Screenshot_20170118-234658.png
    Screenshot_20170118-234658.png
    193.3 KB · Views: 870
  • Screenshot_20170118-234725.png
    Screenshot_20170118-234725.png
    316.4 KB · Views: 825
  • Screenshot_20170118-234750.jpg
    Screenshot_20170118-234750.jpg
    252.9 KB · Views: 847
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom