Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Upon seeing the miracle of birth and his doting wife carrying their new child, Christofferius will realize his child's play is over; drop the HRT, become a chiseled Chad and nurture the family you lot could only hope for. Quote me.

 

[Bigideas McTucker]

Upon seeing the miracle of birth and his doting wife carrying their new child, Christofferius will realize his child's play is over; drop the HRT, become a chiseled Chad and nurture the family you lot could only hope for. Quote me.

Truly, the good ending.

 

[Frenzy of Sharks]

Oh, and are you guys ready for christal rosechu?

I just want Elon Musk to hurry the fuck up with his dream to put a man on Mars so I can get off this damn planet and he's really taking his sweet time doing so.

I wish I had a million dollars to buy a ticket and ride on a rocket ship to Mars and not look back.

 

[ENDTOPII]

Mens sperm actually increase in quality with age. High mutational loads means a higher chance of getting extreme genetics, which means a higher chance of getting a genius child. I don't make the rules.

Errr excuse me but the kiwifarms consensus on this topic is that old man sperm is the primary cause of autism and not dried up eggs.

Autism is speculated to be extreme male brain, hence the "genius" part, or the "based retard" part. The "dried up eggs" causes down syndrom, more miscarriages and other genetic or chromosomal conditions.

 

[lindor]

Ooft. I'm due in the summer can't wait to be lurking on here for the news while at hospital lmao.

Seems deeply premature to announce anything like that public yet but what do I know.

 

[Frenzy of Sharks]

2024 has been a year of surprises.

Now imagine 2025. Who really knows what will happen next.

When I was a younger lad, I remember watching those videos on Youtube back in the day that proposed the idea about how our universe is like a video game and we're in a simulation. I've dismissed that as stupid shit that some moron would believe in. Now here I am seeing what should be a universe destroying paradox and no matter how many times I rub my eyes and no matter how many times I splash myself with cold water, this is real. Are we in The Matrix? Are we batteries being used to power some malevolent supercomputer and enslave us? Please unplug the link cable from the back of my head so I can escape Plato's Cave because nothing makes any fucking sense anymore. I feel like I'm in a dream-like state where someone is observing us like caged animals and they're collecting data for a science experiment. I haven't felt this shocked since the death of Bob Chandler. If we are living in a simulation, whoever you are you've had your fun now and please make things make sense again.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Maybe the merge did happen and we're the scum left behind

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I’m gonna apply for a job with child protective services so I can hold their child down and record their screams lol julaaaaay

 

[Ilikeoreos]

Oh god, Chris no, please don't reproduce, we don't need your retard genes spreading into future generations

 

[Summoned Demon]

Can you imagine Chris trying to be a model father figure, horrifying imagery

If this is true and Chris isn't bullshitting they really oughta do an abortion out of pity cus that kid's existence is going to be nothing but neverending misery and mockery.

 

[Male Idiot]

I for one welcome the anti-chris and look forward to enjoy lulz for decades to come.

 

[The Grimace]

Guys...
Idk how to tell you this...
I was just talking with a few of my buddies about stream highlights, to have them added to the CWCki, and I saw Net Narcolepsy added some already...
And...uhhh
Here, have this clip.
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I have no idea where this question even came from or what Chris is talking about, but...

Chris expects a child this summer.

Give me all the clocks you'd like cuz I ain't gonna catch up on all of this, but I don't hear "summer."

I'm pretty sure he's saying "or SOMEWHERE around that point." He might just be responding to a hypothetical from some troll. That, or the donator knows something we don't.

 

[Marty Robbins]

It's 2045. God Emperor Barron Trump rules the world with an iron fist, taking over after Project 2025 installed the Trump family as an absolute monarchy. Space X made android jerkops patrol the streets arresting trannys on sight. Only one person can save the world: Crystal Weston Chandler, the totally never molested by her dad half Finnish hero with her sidekick Estrogen-Rosechu and advised by the ghost of Magi-Chan. Operating out of the ruins of CWCville this dynamic team fights the power and looks for the way to finally bring in the dimensional merge.

 

[bile demon]

Hope his kid eventually ends up mating with one of Ralph's guntlings. That would establish a purebred lolcow bloodline.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

It's 2045. God Emperor Barron Trump rules the world with an iron fist, taking over after Project 2025 installed the Trump family as an absolute monarchy. Space X made android jerkops patrol the streets arresting trannys on sight. Only one person can save the world: Crystal Weston Chandler, the totally never molested by her dad half Finnish hero with her sidekick Rosechu and advised by the ghost of Magi-Chan. Operating out of the ruins of CWCville this dynamic team fights the power and looks for the way to finally bring in the dimensional merge.

A fucking story to rival Linkara's Lightbringer series

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris has been more active since the announcement and liked a few more posts.


At this point, it's safe to say that he's ignoring/in denial of the controversy.
Again, if he didn't have a child, he'd probably do a full rant on it BEFORE it got to this level.

 

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Autism is speculated to be extreme male brain, hence the "genius" part, or the "based retard" part. The "dried up eggs" causes down syndrom, more miscarriages and other genetic or chromosomal conditions.

Dusty moid failmale cope

 

[James Brown]

Frankly, in retrospect, it smacks of an attention-seeking attempt by blowing one statement by Chris way out of proportion. Ditto the 'send mail to 14BC / Caden kicked Chris to the kerb' shit now taking place.

And it's going to clog up at least 32 more pages of Flutter's thread before everyone finishes with their personal Crystal/Merge maymays. Over literal verbal horseshit.

Edit: fucking lol. The "announcement".

 

[ENDTOPII]

Dusty moid failmale cope

You are in CWC thread about him having a baby... this is the biggest whitepill thread for men in the entire Internet right now. WTF are talking about!? Cope!? If this 45+ year old HRT microdosed man (who cut up his asshole area once...) can have a kid, then it's not too hard to assume that a functional~40 year old man can start a healthy family. You can't say that about a woman.

Spoiler: btfo

> fat
> bald
> trooned out
> +45
> raped his mom...
> ...
> "Dusty moid failmale cope"

Can't wait until Chris has +3 kids and see all the "failmale" memes age like milk.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Edit: fucking lol. The "announcement".

By announcement, I mean Chris's post about changing the fanmail address.