Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[HamFan]

Do we know why her ocd gives her panic attacks over going out for a facial? If she is it sounds more like agoraphobia. Anticipation of the facial could make someone with ocd about their facial skin possible, but she clearly doesn’t have that so not sure how “ocd” would be a culprit here.

Edit: just noticed she said the ocd makes it hard to get to the facial. Ocd still doesn’t make sense here unless the ocd makes her visit every fast food place on the way hence she never gets to it.

I'm sure such an intrusive thought as "covid burnt-toast- theoried whatever terrible thing is now bound to happen at the facial" would be annoying, but I don't believe she has the OCD she claims. Easier to cling to and exaggerate anything else that might be wrong with her rather than to ever, ever address the obvious issue. The food thing.

Yes, fatty, complaining about having to get a facial is out of touch. Extremely overfed, privileged, porky princess complaining about how haaard it is to get her luxury services. Why isn't her life easier!

 

[Otterly]

We’d hear about it all the time and it would be crippling her life.

Agree. Yes you would, and yes it would be. That level of pure O is very hard to cope with, and is psychologically crippling. It’s not something you use as an excuse when you can’t be arsed, it impacts you constantly, daily.
OCD used as an excuse is something you see a lot with cows. The reality of OCD that level is very different. She just doesn’t want to go and needs an excuse that can be challenge-proof. No facial on earth is going to do her any good, although a few days of light food and staying off the sofa and soda would see an improvement I’m sure .

 

[Octopi]

I also don't believe for a second she "accidentally" posted that publicly when she only intended to post it to her close friends story. Surely your friends already know about your OCD and how you battle with it daily - why would you need to spell that out for them? Bitch, just be honest and say you wanted your hugbox to soothe you.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

No one “has to” get a facial. Also though OCD is hell on earth and the things your brain can do are horrific

 

[Miltank]

The facial thing is bizarre. It’s like abusing your car to hell and back, driving through sewage and mud daily, smoking and eating in it non stop, then getting it detailed once a month and a basic car wash. It’s supposed to supplement the daily care of fit, not replace it plus expect that to be enough to undo all the damage you put it through on the daily.

 

[Simon]

This was her fucking face AFTER the facial lmao

 

[OttoWest]

If Coco wasn’t such a self-satisfied glutton, I’d almost feel bad for her as her skin looks… painful. Her moisture barrier is beyond fucked.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

If Coco wasn’t such a self-satisfied glutton, I’d almost feel bad for her as her skin looks… painful. Her moisture barrier is beyond fucked.

She looks like she has man skin. I’ve only seen it on death fats and one controversial female politician, who I assume is privately battling hormonal issues that are none of our business.

Obesity fucks up everything in your body so much and even after all this farming I still don’t understand how people can do this to themselves. I know, I know, addiction is awful, but food isn’t mind-altering the same way alcohol or meth is. I can understand how a drunk person thinks it’s okay to drive—they’re drunk! I can understand why a meth user thinks there are bugs under his skin—he’s on meth! I don’t understand how a fat person wakes up in the morning and, without a chemical to blame their poor decisions on, eats garbage all fucking day.

I’ve eaten plenty of sugar in my day and I’ve never been so fucked in the head afterwards that I make more decisions that could lead to my potential death. I can recognize how sugar begets more sugar, but it’s not so strong an intoxicant that you can’t tell yourself to eat a can of tuna instead of another donut. I don’t get it.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I'm amazed Corissa still has eyebrows with how fucked up her hormones are. She's oily and has skin texture like gravel, but her eyebrows haven't fallen out.

This was her fucking face AFTER the facial lmao

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We're supposed to believe she was nervous to the point of nausea for the whole 45+ minutes of a facial? Bullshit. She would have just left.

For fucks sake, Corissa, make up believable lies. You didn't bother to shower so you were nervous the woman would think you stink. Oh wait, that was true. Never mind.

but food isn’t mind-altering the same way alcohol or meth is.

Dopamine hits are the addicting part, just like with gambling addicts. (and yes, I know some people prefered "dependence" to "addiction" when dealing with non-physically addicting behaviors).

Superfats, compulsive shoppers, kleptomaniacs, gamblers, etc, get hits of dopamine when engaging in their problem behaviors. With deathfats, they're choosing foods that give them the bigger dopamine hits, as well. They're not gorging on celery sticks and steamed fish.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

With deathfats, they're choosing foods that give them the bigger dopamine hits, as well. They're not gorging on celery sticks and steamed fish.

I've said this before, but these companies have dedicated teams of scientists who are paid to make hyper-palatible foods more intense, more novel, and thus more addictive. Because that's how they make money. They know their food gives a big dopamine hit, and they also know they have to keep getting bigger and bigger hits to keep the addiction happy.

I'm convinced the increase in depression among the youth is due to dopamine sensors just wearing out over time due to diet. Even if these foods don't make you obese, your brain is still getting that dopamine and over time the receptors just become desensitized to it.

I'm almost convinced there's actually a conspiracy between big pharma and food companies, because the more people who get sick the more money big pharma makes. The only reason I'm not convinced this is anything more than my own personal conspiracy theory is that's a lot of people who would have keep this quiet. Even with ndas I can't believe someone wouldn't spill the beans. Unless maybe I'm just not exposed to that rabbit hole online.

I'm glad @No Thank You v 2.0 doesn’t understand it. It's an awful way to live.

 

[Otterly]

This was her fucking face AFTER the facial lmao

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There’s something really odd about her face, I can’t quite put my finger on it. Around the eyes in particular. Combo of swelling and thyroid perhaps?

 

[Angry New Ager]

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LOL, she does not have OCD. There would be plenty of other signs of it in her posting history that anybody with a little bit of familiarity with the conditon would be able to spot if she did, and there are none.

She may have occasional bouts of anxiety when her Narcissist's fear of being judged kicks in, and I'm sure it can sometimes be intense enough to keep her from doing things, but that is not OCD—not even close.

There’s something really odd about her face, I can’t quite put my finger on it. Around the eyes in particular. Combo of swelling and thyroid perhaps?

Spoiler: You know the answer, fren:

FAT.

 

[Dr. Butt]

There’s something really odd about her face, I can’t quite put my finger on it. Around the eyes in particular. Combo of swelling and thyroid perhaps?

She's got the eye-bulging that some trumpet players get when they're older or have terrible technique. Maybe she's straining toilet-style even when not on the toilet, like when she's trying to walk and get off a chair and such. I swear to god this is a thing that can happen, but you probably have to be really fucking up your body or be a male from the 1930s to have it.

 

[brooky]

I'm convinced the increase in depression among the youth is due to dopamine sensors just wearing out over time due to diet. Even if these foods don't make you obese, your brain is still getting that dopamine and over time the receptors just become desensitized to it.

I think you're onto something. Especially combined with excessive screen use, social media, blind box/freemium game gambling; etc. Poor kids don't stand a chance.

But honestly even compared to the engineers behind all those things, food scientists are among the most evil people on earth. IMO. At least a meth cook is honest about what he's providing. He doesn't find loopholes on how it's okay to give meth to kids.

I'm almost convinced there's actually a conspiracy between big pharma and food companies, because the more people who get sick the more money big pharma makes. The only reason I'm not convinced this is anything more than my own personal conspiracy theory is that's a lot of people who would have keep this quiet. Even with ndas I can't believe someone wouldn't spill the beans.

It's vertical marketing. The free market is sacred in the West/most places, and the free market is a great place to create a problem you can then sell the solution to. There's no conspiracy necessary. It's all out in the open.

But I'm a filthy socialist anti-capitalist. An actual anti-capitalist, not one of the fat influencer types who are sponsored by Starbucks and every shit tier Shein/Temu style pap retailer in existence.

 

[TexasRanger]

I’m a child free millennial and I made 12 portions of soup today for the freezer, give me head pats.

If they were smart they would buy a huge ass freezer. Then cook several servings of something that's healthy and can be frozen (literally hundreds of recipes are available at the press of a button) on one day. Cook several servings of something else another day, put them into i.e plastic bags, freeze. Repeat until you have a freezer full of meals you just need to heat up in the microwave. They would even save money in the long run, and lose weight. But they are dumbasses.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yup. Preparing say… 6 servings of a meal doesn’t take much more time than preparing enough for 2. You can take advantage of sales and save money as well as time.

All they need is a small freezer and the cost savings in food will pay for said freezer in 6 months.

 

[thejackal2]

If they were smart they would buy a huge ass freezer. Then cook several servings of something that's healthy and can be frozen (literally hundreds of recipes are available at the press of a button) on one day. Cook several servings of something else another day, put them into i.e plastic bags, freeze. Repeat until you have a freezer full of meals you just need to heat up in the microwave. They would even save money in the long run, and lose weight. But they are dumbasses.

I don't get it. It would also help complete their LARP is "country folks". One of the benefits of being a "country folk" is you buy a big ass freezer and then a 1/4 or even 1/2 cow every year. You get the best quality meat at basically half off buying it in bulk.

Ultimately they are just too lazy to cook and prefer to just door dash. Nothing new under the sun here.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

If they were smart they would buy a huge ass freezer. Then cook several servings of something that's healthy and can be frozen (literally hundreds of recipes are available at the press of a button) on one day. Cook several servings of something else another day, put them into i.e plastic bags, freeze. Repeat until you have a freezer full of meals you just need to heat up in the microwave. They would even save money in the long run, and lose weight. But they are dumbasses.

There are a couple of Canadian housewives who do this on YouTube, I think the channel is Freezer Meals 101. They get together and over the course of a couple days do 100+ family sized meals to stock their freezers.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Ultimately they are just too lazy to cook and prefer to just door dash. Nothing new under the sun here.

This is the real reason batch cooking won’t work for them.

Added to that, if they found recipes they liked, cooked in bulk and froze them, they’d just eat them in binges. It would be a pointless exercise for them to have easy to thaw and repeat meals on tap.

 

[howdee]

Here's the thing - even when spoilering the hell outta your sperging, try not to include embarrassing or self incriminating shit in your posts. Spinning it slightly so it's more ambiguous can help if you're confessing to being a Fatty McFatterAss with a shit-ton of health problems, or a skinny, angry fitness fucker with tons of musculoskeletal issues.

Or just embrace your power level spectacles and hug them in a dark corner like I do. They are fashionable in the right weebo setting.

But putting them in a spoiler is highly appreciated. Thanks for that, fren.

And by the way, the no TMI rule has always been to not post embarrassing shit about yourself, especially if it has no relevance to the topic at hand, and to not play the 'lolz I'm so much better than this cow because REASON' crap that belongs strictly on reddit. Including shit like "I can commiserate with Corissa because I also have insane back pain (spine arthritis), but you know what would lessen that? LOSING 200 LBS, YA FAT FUCKER" ain't TMI as it's relevant and not embarrassing shit. People take it to mean that it's stating not to post anything at ALL about yourself, but that's simply not the case.

Found it:
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Had to go off into a section of the Farms I'm not regularly in to find the rules again, but there we go.

@The Queen of Autists - this is the point @Diet Coke 4 Life is making here -
found ya in a YouTube comment section and sis, I was NOT looking for you.