Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

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This is also factually untrue doxxing has always been disallowed on Xitter it just hasn't always been enforced.

The most hilarious example was when Patrick Tomlinson got banned like 7 times in one day for posting a picture of a guy's license for the crime of sending him dumb texts from his favorite bar. He'd get banned for harassment, and then unbanned within an hour or two, until finally he deleted the picture.

 

[glue eater]

Indians truly are a pest, even in Wikipedia. Let me present to you: Three Indians got into an argument about a page, one of them trying to pretend to be an American despite of ESL Indian language. In the end it turned out all three were sockpuppets of Indians that are already banned for being shit flinging monkeys.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"As soon as it first aired, Pee-wee's Playhouse fascinated media theorists and commentators, many of whom championed the show as a postmodernist hodgepodge of characters and situations that appeared to thumb its nose at the racist and sexist presumptions of dominant culture."​

- Pee-wee's Playhouse - Wikipedia

FFS one may not even be able to read an article on a child-friendly TV show from the 1980s without running into that insufferable academic-sounding propaganda BS SJW-speak.

 

[TitusOvid]

Indians truly are a pest, even in Wikipedia. Let me present to you: Three Indians got into an argument about a page, one of them trying to pretend to be an American despite of ESL Indian language. In the end it turned out all three were sockpuppets of Indians that are already banned for being shit flinging monkeys.

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This is a pretty funny rabbit hole when I dug deeper. They all have atrocious English and absolutely test the patience of the users there with their incompetence before being banned and come back as sock puppets.

Some highlights from Kundan's talk page:

 

[glue eater]

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I love how the Wikipedo patiently and politely informs him his attempt to fix grammar actually introduced grammar errors. The attempt to pretend to be a US citizen was wild. Indians truly are built different.

 

[Irrational member 14]

I love how the Wikipedo patiently and politely informs him his attempt to fix grammar actually introduced grammar errors. The attempt to pretend to be a US citizen was wild. Indians truly are built different.

Do you think Africa will become what India is today in a decade? India's internet connections were new in 2010 along with VoIP call centers. Now it seems like it's Africa's turn to get connected. I wonder if Africans will become as negatively stereotyped as Indians have become because of behavior of some Indians using the internet.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Do you think Africa will become what India is today in a decade? India's internet connections were new in 2010 along with VoIP call centers. Now it seems like it's Africa's turn to get connected. I wonder if Africans will become as negatively stereotyped as Indians have become because of behavior of some Indians using the internet.

Maybe, maybe not. While it is possible Africa has a very different culture. Part of what makes Indians so fucking annoying is their culture of ass kissing and obvious attempts at social climbing alongside their extreme thirst for pussy.

 

[TitusOvid]

I love how the Wikipedo patiently and politely informs him his attempt to fix grammar actually introduced grammar errors. The attempt to pretend to be a US citizen was wild. Indians truly are built different.

No matter how nicely they try to put it he refuses to learn and keeps coming back whining claiming he's being bullied and should be allowed to write articles no matter how bad his writing is and it's the job of other people to fix it for him.

One of his later socks had him get absolutely roasted as they lost patience with his retardation:






You would think he's a fucking troll with how ridiculous and incompetent he is and how he finds new ways to be an annoyance but knowing jeets this is actually how they are.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

They could have saved so much time and effort if they weren't such stuck up faggots LARPing as academics and just straight told him "you can't write for shit fuck off" instead of this fucking overly polite HR speak.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Do you think Africa will become what India is today in a decade? India's internet connections were new in 2010 along with VoIP call centers. Now it seems like it's Africa's turn to get connected. I wonder if Africans will become as negatively stereotyped as Indians have become because of behavior of some Indians using the internet.

Most of Africa already has had internet for a decade or so, and predictably they make Indians look like intelligent white people. Wikipedia's articles on random Nigerian politicians or towns are full of garbage English, random advertising, etc. Nairaland, a Web 1.0 style forum popular in Nigeria is also a hilariously bad website full of godawful English and people celebrating sectarian tribal violence. You can also find websites reviewing witch doctors, or people making Tiktok videos about traveling witches out to abduct kids that gets random travelers lynched (also happens in India). Biggest difference is that Africans seem to keep to themselves in their own corner of the internet, outside of Nigerians promoting their scams (Nigerians are well known in both Africa and beyond as a culture full of scammers). I think it's because they have slower internet and worse connections than India where the government has made heavy investment in certain cities.

I'd love to do a thread on the African internet. I loved browsing Nairaland back in the day, African news sites have the freakiest stories (Africans are big into true crime for some reason), and other African forums have some dumb shit too. Like back in the day when entering "ooga booga dooga" on Google's Somali -> English translator produced funny results, I found a Somali forum in broken English that was half Somalis laughing at it and half Somalis whining.

 

[Briananderson1138]

Biggest difference is that Africans seem to keep to themselves in their own corner of the internet, outside of Nigerians promoting their scams (Nigerians are well known in both Africa and beyond as a culture full of scammers).

Yes, aren’t South African black people pretty racist towards Nigerians because of that?

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Yes, aren’t South African black people pretty racist towards Nigerians because of that?

Think about how in Europe you have beef between all sorts of "white" people, like the French vs. German, Slavs vs. Other Slavs, Everyone vs. Gypsies.

Africa is the same. They have mad beef with each other. Tribal wounds that never went away. It's hard to tell from the outside but the different ethinic groups do look different. And boy do they get into fights.

Fun fact: for District 9 (that one alien movie that was a thin Apartheid allegory) the director got the scenes of people talking mad shit about the aliens by asking local Bantu South-Africans what they thought about the immigrants from Zimbabwe and Congo. He just edited any direct mentions of them and let it be implied they were talking about the aliens.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Let me introduce you to a very unbiased, definitely not written by paid editors article. This is actually a very deep rabbit hole that needs special inspection but I'll keep it short here.

Glyphosate (aka Monsanto's Roundup)

I would post screenshots of it was limited to a few sentences but the entire article is written in favor of glyphosate, almost advertisingly. There are more than one article dedicated to the chemical. There's even a section called "Misinformation campaigns" in the main article:



Yup, an antivaxxer is against glyphosate so if you oppose the safety of glyphosate, you are an antivaxxer. Anyone who adds anything that claims glyphosate is harmful to humans (WITH SOURCES) gets reverted. If you add sources that prove Monsanto is behind the research that claims glyphosate is safe, you get reverted too. You think these are deranged, well, anything slightly paints glyphosate negative gets reverted by the usual "MEDRS" excuse. Glyphosate is safe and it's not up to debate!

There's a second article called Roundup, again, written in its favor. Even a THIRD ARTICLE! All three repeat "glyphosate dindu nuffin, glyphosate causes no cancer, everyone else is lying, trust Monsanto". Chemical that interferes with biological processes is neither toxic nor carcinogenic because the producers say so. Chemical companies are notoriously trustworthy and they never lie about their products.

Yeah this shit is more than 100% carcinogenic and the article is written and protected by paid editors. The editors should be investigated.

Edit: Glyphosate has been recently linked to Parkinson's disease, mentioned in the Talk page and got the MEDRS hammer.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah this shit is more than 100% carcinogenic and the article is written and protected by paid editors. The editors should be investigated.

So I guess that's why Monsanto/Bayer has paid out billions in claims by people who got cancer from it. The courts are in on the massive conspiracy too!

 

[Big Nasty]

If you search for "favorite person" on Wikipedia the top result is Lizzo

If you search for "favored person", the top result is the article "Gay"

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

Yup, an antivaxxer is against glyphosate so if you oppose the safety of glyphosate, you are an antivaxxer.

Adding on to this, the RFK Jr. Talk page is a treat.
Yikes, no thank you. We will continue to refer to conspiracy theories as conspiracy theories.
As long as Ron DeSantis dominates the state policy, we can safely dismiss any Florida-affiliated source when it comes to scientific topics.
Want to remove "conspiracy theorist" from job description? Sorry, you misunderstand the purpose of this article.
Mercury and thimerosal are not neurotoxins linked to autism-and there is scientific consensus on this.
Epic slapfight summarizing everything modern Wikipedia has become

Palate cleanser - the talk page is empty from 2008-2021, but things before that are a glimpse I to how Wikipedia used to be.
Why does he sound like that?
He's a limosine liberal phoney, do not revert
Irrelevant, biased information

 

[TittlyWinks ;)]

Nairaland

Hah I forgot about that place. Absolutely worth taking a peek. Unsurprisingly there's a lot of hilariously based comments mixed in with barely decipherable primitive ramblings, though the Woke Mind Virus(tm) still has a presence even in the deepest darkest jungles of Africa(n internet). Here's a highlight -

(About gay israeli soldier displaying flag in Gaza)

But what I'm trying to figure out is that how can a man leave the succulent juicy pussy of a woman for the ass full of shit of another man

How do this people do it? See if a woman's Vagina is not pouring out wetness it turns me off not to talk of sticking my hard dick into the dry and muscle filled of a man

- Slaawomirr, a true gentleman and scholar


Not even on Kiwifarms have I seen such a poetic statement written with such eloquence, expertly painting a vivid picture in the reader's mind. Perhaps we can learn a thing or two from these noble savages...

 

[blur2990]

What I´ve learned from reading Wikipedia, living in Russia makes you a Russian, apparently.

Remember Eden Golan? She representet Israel in the Eurovision Songcontest. Eden herself was born in Israel and holds Israeli citizenship her whole life. The family moved to Russia when she was six, her father being of Latvian-Jewish descent and her mother of Ukrainian-Jewish descent, and moved back to Israel when she was 19.

At least some guys had the common sense to oppose the Russian label even they dont really buy it “Of course we dont allow subjects to dictate content... “, so now according to Wikipedia she is an Israeli again. Screenshot is only the end of the discussion, it goes on for the longest time. But dont worry, German Wiki still has her listed as Russian-Israeli....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Eden_Golan
https://archive.ph/c7fV0

 

[Flagstaff AZ]

The Gloomp article is known for being the largest on Wikipedia.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

The Gloomp article is known for being the largest on Wikipedia.
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Digging the 2011 Android phone aesthetics.