Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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New comic, so relatable and funny and quirky, especially the porn lips in the third panel lol:
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Her latest attempt at a political comic using the tired trope of "if you ban abortion, whorish women won't be whores anymore":
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New comic, so relatable and funny and quirky, especially the porn lips in the third panel lol:View attachment 6693364

Her latest attempt at a political comic using the tired trope of "if you ban abortion, whorish women won't be whores anymore":
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>Strawman.
>Incorrect logic to strawman.
>Incorrect conclusion.

Genius. Simply genius. Does she know most women aren't on sex strike?
If they do go on strike, is she aware that's what we want?

Also, that's terrible art. She sucks. Her porn is definitely going to haunt the kid. Eventually he'll find his mom's tits online.
I'd venture to guess very few Kiwis google their mother and find her nudes.

She's ugly too.
 
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I doubt anyone's posted this yet so here it is. The segment in which Yahtzee details ways webcomic artists handle criticism is applicable to Pizzacake as well as countless other creators.
 
Thanks! One or two of those links don't work but I'll work on fixing them. She doesn't seem like the type to DFE but I needed to archive her shit so I appreciate your help.
 
Thanks! One or two of those links don't work but I'll work on fixing them. She doesn't seem like the type to DFE but I needed to archive her shit so I appreciate your help.
Even if she doesn't seem like she is the type to DFE, you never know. Some sites don't work on Ghostarchive. If that's the case, try another archiving site like archive.is.
 
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Why do these people who constantly obsessively talk about sex are always the most boring and lame at it. Who does this shit even appeal to?

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Is this expression supposed to be "who farted"? I don't get how this is sexy.
How have these "relatable nerdy woman" webcomics"not evolved in any noticeable way after a decade?
'Hark! A Vagrant' at least remains an oasis in the history of webcomics penned by nerdy women.
 
How have these "relatable nerdy woman" webcomics"not evolved in any noticeable way after a decade?
Because "relatable nerdy millennial" webcomic manchildren are like Vietnam veterans .

Physically they may escaped the jungle that was 2010s with its "lol quirky bacon, pizza, video games and butts" humor but deep
down their minds are always stuck in that jungle even as the time goes on.
She's like a female Dobson.
She needs a quirky furry mascot/sona for comic relief to be complete her Dobsonification.

Luckily, I have just the perfect fursona for her
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Her OF nudes remind me a lot of Anisa's OF nudes. Both of them don't know how to pose, they come across as awkward, and both of them have the dead eye stare. Neither of them know how to look "sexy" even when wearing sexy lingerie or sexy cosplay costumes. It's painful how uncoordinated and bland they come across.
You've taken the words right out of my keyboard.

Nick Avocado at least knew how to strike a pose.
 
I doubt anyone's posted this yet so here it is. The segment in which Yahtzee details ways webcomic artists handle criticism is applicable to Pizzacake as well as countless other creators.
Truly timeless, applicable to many cows across the site. I'm surprised that after all this time I can still laugh at every second of this.
 
Truly timeless, applicable to many cows across the site. I'm surprised that after all this time I can still laugh at every second of this.
The line "Act like a prick at a convention" personally resonates with me as I remember purchasing two volumes of Bittersweet Candy Bowl at Anime Boston when I was 14. I bought the first volume, read it that night and went back to the booth to purchase the second. I told Veronica Vera I finished the first volume and was excited for the second. "Oh you couldn't have finished it that fast." she replied. No thank you, or request for feedback or nothing. I learned that day that artists can be shitty people just like anyone else.
 
Never did understood why cuckoldry is a prominent fetish in recent years.
Soyish weak men don't have the guts to say no to their women, maybe. Isn't the idea of "owning" your wife problematic in this stupid day and age? So Darryl the good little ally has to pretend to like seeing Tyrone rawdog Karen. I dunno.
 
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