You think we're sinful, You fight against our rights, You say we all lead lives you can't respect, But you're just frightened, You think that we'll corrupt your kids, If our agenda goes unchecked, Funny, just this once, you're correct
We'll convert your children, Happens bit by bit, Quietly and subtly, And you will barely notice it, You can keep them from disco, Warn about San Francisco, Make 'em wear pleated pants, We don't care, We'll convert your children, We'll make them tolerant and fair
Just like you worried, They'll change their group of friends, You won't approve of where they go at night (to protests), Oh and you'll be disgusted (so gross), When they start finding things online, That you've kept far from their sight (like information), Guess what? You'll still be alright!
We'll convert your children, Reaching one and all, There is really no escaping it, 'Cause even grandma likes RuPaul, And the world's getting kinder, Gen Z's gayer than grindr, Learn to love, Learn to vogue, Face your fate! We'll convert your children, Someone's gotta teach them not to hate
We're coming for them, We're coming for your children, We're coming for them, We're coming for them, We're coming for your children, For your children, Your children will care about, Fairness and justice for others, Your children will work to convert
All their sisters and brothers, Then soon we're almost certain. Your kids will start convertin' you!
The gay agenda is coming home The gay agenda is here!
But you don't have to worry, 'Cause there's nothing wrong with, Standing by our side (The gay agenda) Get on board in a hurry, Because the world always needs, A bit more pride (The gay agenda)
Come on, try a little pride!
We'll convert your children, Then we'll turn to you, Giving up the fear inside, Is freeing like you never knew!
Go and see San Francisco! Go and turn up that disco! You'll forget you were ever upset, We'll convert your children
And make an ally of you yet!
We'll make an ally of you yet!
We'll make an ally of you yet!