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Some trannies want to become the girlfriend they wished they had, wouldn't be surprised if its the same for some pooners.
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Legit difficult to tell if that was a straight/bi man going after poon deliberately or not. Or perhaps an altogether mythical interaction. However, I will repeat that all trans people who talk about wanting to pass for dating/sex are would be (if not actually already) rapists. Even if they aren't successful (yet...) they should be treated as such because they're clearly and repeatedly intimating that's what they wish to do. People treat it as lol so funnies because obviously they don't pass but always remember they're openly discussing wishing to rape by deception and trying to triangulate people into being attracted to them. Anyone with desires like that deserve to be fedposted in minecraft regardless of how weak and stuttering they come across.
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Because their idea of a cowboy comes from retarded shit like Yellowstone/Red Dead Redemption and Spaghetti Westerns where everyone is killing eachother and staging heists. And Broke Back Mountain, of course.
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Shit like this is why there’s a backlash. It’s not enough to use the pronouns, it’s not enough to change the birth certificate. No, when a pooner goes to the doctor, everyone has to go through a big performance of pretending that this obvious woman has a male body. How does it work? Do they have to act mystified when the pooner says it can’t be testicular cancer? Or do they have to be like, “Oh no way dude, you got a cyst on your brovaries! Bogus!”
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Thats not the first (or even the 5th) Canadian I've heard of thats really into the whole cowboy thing. I wonder what it is about Canadians and cowboys?
Its like Australians and the Confederacy. I was watching a video on YouTube and there was this Australian guy, from a really tiny town in rural Australia, that had a Battle Flag and Wrangler jeans and a plaid shirt with the sleeves ripped off, plus a fucking mullet, he looked like he played guitar for Skynyrd, until he opened his mouth I'd have swore he just stepped out of 1970's Mississippi, I thought maybe he'd moved over there, then he had this crazy Australian accent, I just thought boah you is apporopriatin' my herrytage.
Its not the first Australian I've seen flying the Battle Flag either. Not that I see anything wrong with it, it was neat to see, just caught me off guard.
Its not the first Australian I've seen flying the Battle Flag either. Not that I see anything wrong with it, it was neat to see, just caught me off guard.
This is absolutely why people are sick of them. Nothing is ever enough. I've seen more and more Troons complaining how the people at work are respecting their dumb fuckin pronouns but the Troons are mad because they can "sense" they don't really believe it.
Well no shit Alice. You can force people to call you Ma'am, or you can try at least, but you can't change reality, and reality is you are one ugly fuck of a man in a dress, of course they don't believe their lyin' eyes.
Not Dr. Evil
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Random pooner spotted:
Furry: Check
Self-harm scars: Check
Totally not a mental illness guys, I swear!
Furry: Check
Self-harm scars: Check
Totally not a mental illness guys, I swear!
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I see a bearded woman who is going to be in the news for killing someone. Very joyus indeed.
Incecticyder
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Totally worth it to mutilate your body with blades and chemicals to acquire this dadbod.
Not Dr. Evil
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I have always hoped that this woman is just spewing out imaginary garbage constantly, especially since the majority of her social interaction seems to happen on weird old communities formed from Omegle ('trollegle') and Discord, but I think I believe it. It just comes with a constant imagined successful bent and delusional craziness that every time they reject her for being godawful and histrionic, it's because they are some weird failed man (most of the time, this pooner absolutely hates males even though she wants a strong male stereotype, and often talks about hating gays as well!). She is also active on Grindr and Tinder (I know Grindr, not sure about Tinder actually), so it would make sense. She's had 'top surgery' (mastectomy), but not 'bottom' (not sure how that works, since she apparently camwhored for a while).
This is completely true and I am glad that I am not alone in seeing how disgusting they are for thinking like this. Everybody always acts like it is a completely natural and normal thing to go out and wilfully deceive people into sleeping with you.
It makes me think of the plot of some made-up early 2000s comedy about a straight man dressing up in women's clothes to make friends with them and then trying to seduce them.
Unfortunately, people always give pooners too much slack in general anyway, because their antics are much less known and people seem to see them as poor victims.
Funnily enough, I went back and discovered said pooner had probably seen this thread, or the 'Pooners of Grindr' thread at some point (second screenshot), but in classic fashion had horrifically construed it into being a thread of jealous 'males' trying to 'score some epic poon sex, dood'.
Yeah, a lot of rural people in Canada seem to like larping as cowboys listening to horrid modern country music. It is very weird because it's a corporatised version of a culture of a different area. I think they just want to give their rural lifestyle the 'respectability' of glamorous fake cowboys, instead of appreciating their own history.
That is strange. I suppose they appreciate it for being rebellious, perhaps. I know there was a lot of positive sentiment for the Confederacy around the British Empire in the Victorian ages. For example, one of its biggest foreign admirers was Thomas Carlyle, and Jefferson Davis fled to Canada after the war to a very warm reception. I wish it was still like this, but unfortunately we do not live in those days, and your average Canadian/British/Australian person has the same dismissive and ignorant view of the South as your average Yankee from New York. There is some positive sentiment amongst a few, more historically informed people, and people who really like the culture (especially musicians, I guess).
As much as I'd like to believe they are some holdout of the 'great Anglo-Saxon Southlands', in the words of George Wallace, they probably aren't.
As much as I'd like to believe they are some holdout of the 'great Anglo-Saxon Southlands', in the words of George Wallace, they probably aren't.
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As for the delusional pooner rant about transvestigators being confused by six feet tall women…
One of these things, is not like the others:
Only skilled transvestigators need to try this one… Assuming all of these “women” are all six feet tall… Which one do you think is the tranny?
Yes, picking out pooners and trannies is really basically impossible, lil pooner!
One of these things, is not like the others:
Only skilled transvestigators need to try this one… Assuming all of these “women” are all six feet tall… Which one do you think is the tranny?
Yes, picking out pooners and trannies is really basically impossible, lil pooner!
Izdaja Slika
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Gorlock the Destroyer's femaleness cannot be in question. As one of the appointed minions of Gozer, she has left hundreds of offspring across the many realms.
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Why do some pooners choose to get rid of their nipples? It doesn't look human.
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Makes them less desirable to men, which is does, but not the way they think it does.
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Disagree hard on this adjective, friend. Man, I wish pooners, or any other young people, were into Spaghetti Westerns.
To keep the nipples in "top surgery," they usually have to be removed, trimmed down, and replaced, otherwise they'd be in the wrong place if they were there at all. (Women with smaller breasts can have a keyhole approach since there isn't the issue of excess skin.)
Nipple grafting destroys sensation, doesn't always take, and can be uneven or Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey inaccurate. Also it's often an additional cost!
Some of these pooners were badtouched to want no sex characteristics, or pornrotted to want to be an alien Ken doll, but I also suspect a few of them looked at outcomes and made exactly one sane choice on the top surgery menu.
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Well, if she passes, she doesn’t have to worry. They seem to think there’s going to be a bouncer outside every bathroom, checking ID.
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She thinks the only way she’ll get caught if she uses the men’s room is if someone recognizes the world-famous journalist (and “recognizable public figure”) Vanessa “Evan” Urquhart
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Please. That is entirely an affectation.
You may not be old enough to recall how 90's lesbians in NYC dressed like they were on a Dude Ranch.
You've never heard of the Calgary Stampede?
Izdaja Slika
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I disagree that it is entirely an affectation, but whether it is an affectation or not is not the point. Even if gay men might have learned it, they didn't need to be trained.
The pooner will never be a gay man, and she will never sound like a gay man, because she is not a gay man or any kind of man. Her experiences are not gay male experiences and they never can be.