Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

You're probably right. He's getting more attention now than ever. I honestly don't understand why the Starbucks thing gained him more notoriety than stalking a 14 year old girl at the public library, though. Like sure, at Starbucks he creeped out a girl- what's new? AFAIK she was actually of legal age, unlike most of Lucas' potential lovers victims.
Because Starbucks is a huge international brand and the idea of someone getting banned from Starbucks got news coverage because everyone has a Starbucks (or 7) in their town, while no one cares what goes on at your local public library. You've got a creepy perv passing notes to teenager at Starbucks saying he wants to "be inside her". And she's the same age (16) as most of the girls Lucas lusts over.
 
Because Starbucks is a huge international brand and the idea of someone getting banned from Starbucks got news coverage because everyone has a Starbucks (or 7) in their town, while no one cares what goes on at your local public library. You've got a creepy perv passing notes to teenager at Starbucks saying he wants to "be inside her". And she's the same age (16) as most of the girls Lucas lusts over.
Oh, she was 16? Shit man I thought she was 22 for some reason. Not that it makes this any less horrifying. Fuck sakes.
With Lucas spiraling further into madness, who knows how much further he will go this year? Does he still do as much political sperging? I feel like when Trump is sworn in he will either go (even more) insane, or shit himself and do nothing.
 
With Bernie outta the picture, his political spergings are sparse. He used Bernie as a way to further his sick agenda to fuck millennial girls since Bernie developed a cult following among them.

Lucas only cares about politics if they relate to millennials in any sorta way. As far as Trump's presidency is concerned, it's a wild card, it may change nothing or it may be assimilated into the Wern's rhetoric in some sick and twisted way.
 
'sex takes place in the pee hole
He's devolving I see.

With Bernie outta the picture, his political spergings are sparse. He used Bernie as a way to further his sick agenda to fuck millennial girls since Bernie developed a cult following among them.

Lucas only cares about politics if they relate to millennials in any sorta way. As far as Trump's presidency is concerned, it's a wild card, it may change nothing or it may be assimilated into the Wern's rhetoric in some sick and twisted way.

He only really cared about Bernie so he could try to get with 18 year old college girls
 
So I came across a post by accident which I'm pretty damn sure is referring to Werner. It's talking about some guy in his mid 30's who was causing shit at a college party, who said word for word to one person (according to this):

"I promise I won't drug your Beveridge."

He didn't have an ID for the partygoers' college (Gonzanga, by the way, which is located in Spokane), but got his age through his normal ID. Tried to remove someones Halloween costume, and made everyone very nervous.

This is what in the post it says word for word too:

"The most frightening thing about the whole situation was the way in which he remained composed throughout the entire conversation- like he had done this before, like he would do it again. His words were strategic, and it's that exact reason why I am writing this post. "

Screencapped below in case the link no longer works in the future to it:
https://www.facebook.com/christophe...=996525190409231&comment_tracking={"tn":"R9"}

No dropping of lucas' name though, either in the original post or comments.

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So I came across a post by accident which I'm pretty damn sure is referring to Werner. It's talking about some guy in his mid 30's who was causing shit at a college party, who said word for word to one person (according to this):

"I promise I won't drug your Beveridge."

He didn't have an ID for the partygoers' college (Gonzanga, by the way, which is located in Spokane), but got his age through his normal ID. Tried to remove someones Halloween costume, and made everyone very nervous.

This is what in the post it says word for word too:

"The most frightening thing about the whole situation was the way in which he remained composed throughout the entire conversation- like he had done this before, like he would do it again. His words were strategic, and it's that exact reason why I am writing this post. "

Screencapped below in case the link no longer works in the future to it:
https://www.facebook.com/christophereugenecricketbeamis/posts/996523470409403?comment_id=996525190409231&comment_tracking={"tn":"R9"}

No dropping of lucas' name though, either in the original post or comments.

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Tbh this doesn't really sound like The Wern at all. Don't think he would want to be around all those young guys; he likes to single out his prey.
 
Okay. I'm new here, but I've done my due diligence. I've slogged through ALL 107 pages of this Wernerstravaganza, and I feel I've earned the right to ask ONE measly question: Where did the term "Pine Tar" originate? I can guess what it means given frequent context, but I have no idea where the term came from. Take pity on me, this is driving me almost as crazy as my lack of Telomeres.
 
Okay. I'm new here, but I've done my due diligence. I've slogged through ALL 107 pages of this Wernerstravaganza, and I feel I've earned the right to ask ONE measly question: Where did the term "Pine Tar" originate? I can guess what it means given frequent context, but I have no idea where the term came from. Take pity on me, this is driving me almost as crazy as my lack of Telomeres.
Welcome to the Farms. It's the new global word filter for r.ape, referencing the user @Pine Tar, not anything to do with the Lucas thread in particular.
 
Welcome to the Farms. It's the new global word filter for r.ape, referencing the user @Pine Tar, not anything to do with the Lucas thread in particular.

Thank you! I couldn't find it anywhere. For the record, this long and winding discussion regarding the obsessions of Mr. Werner have made me a smarter person. For instance, I looked up MRSA, so there's that.

Oh, and a while ago Mr. Werner was complaining about all the "Greybeards" he was seeing hooked up with young girls? Well, DUH, Lucas- you DID cause that. But not how you think. They aren't stealing your ideas, its just that at this point your antics have creeped out so many people that fathers, grandfathers, uncles and kindly family friends are anxious about letting their younger female family members out without escorts. I'd want one if I were a teenager and he was living in my town- wouldn't you?
 
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Pretty late to this thread. What I want to ask is have any other schools aside from Evergreen post warnings about this nutcase? He could easily make a run for Lacey or Centralia which both have large college/uni scenes (Saint Martin's and Centralia community college). He could also end up somewhere that has a pretty big high school section such as Yelm or anywhere south from there if he does decide to pull a fast escape.
 
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