Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dr. Butt]

why do so many pooners have chronic pain/autoimmune disease?

They're all fat munchies.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

, he's autistic and posts to /r/autisminwomen

This made me genuinely mati. Your sister isn’t interested in playing dress up with you, hon. She smartly uninvited you from her wedding because you wanted to make her day all about you. Get over it.

 

[Vampirella]

Troon SEETHES that his sister is polite to him instead of sucking his dick. The biggest ongoing affront is that she says "Happy birthday" to him instead of "Happy Birthday TroonName" lol

Spoiler: Text transcript

To my sister,

For as far back as I can remember, I’ve felt confused, isolated, and misunderstood. Growing up, we were very close in age but so far apart in terms of experiences. I know you know that I was different. How you showed this was by belittling me, calling me “weird”, and other acts of casual cruelty. Maybe it didn’t happen all the time, but it occurred enough to leave lasting psychological damage.

What you seldom did, however, was provide meaningful support and encouragement. You attempted to make me “normal,” and I, wanting to be accepted, tried my best to do that. But this just led to me hating myself for being unable to find a version of me that was both authentic and embraced, at least not by you

Granted, I was having trouble embracing myself because I didn’t know who I was. Feelings of overwhelm and social unease, particularly in trying to appear masculine and suppressing my more feminine tendencies out of survival wasn’t recognized as neurodiversity and gender dysphoria. Three years into my transition, I now feel the confidence and self-love I had been unable to achieve before. And I don’t take it for granted.

When I came out to you in 2021, we had been fairly estranged for the last few years. Thanksgiving 2017 was particularly difficult, and arguably represented a definitive breaking point. The only time we’ve seen each other since then is out dad’s funeral, where contact was minimal and I sensed we were deliberately avoiding one another as much as possible. I was more scared to come to you than to our mom, and I did so last. You said you loved and accepted me, which was a relief.

However, in the three years since, not once have you referred to me by my name. In our limited contact (mostly birthday texts), you simply say “happy birthday!” with no name attached. Even more hurtful is the fact that you had mom disinvite me from your wedding because you were uncomfortable about your future in-laws seeing me. I still don’t think I’ll ever fully process how much of an absolute emotional gutpunch that is. And I know that you never will.

And yet, I didn’t want to cut ties completely. I felt like it would be worth it to keep the meager flame of a relationship alive for the off-chance that you would show a new, loving side, one who accepts me as your eccentric sister. But as per usual, communication would be limited to unattributed birthday texts, and I would show gratitude while feeling casually insulted.

Last week, I sent your a very vulnerable multi-paragraph text in which I told you that I had legally changed my name, that transitioning had saved my life, and that it would mean so much to me to know that you recognize me as your sister. Your response was as follows:

“Congrats! All good here , glad you are at peace”

Maybe you thought that would read as acceptance. But all it did was affirm what I sadly already knew but didn’t want to admit: you don’t care about me as a person and certainly not as a sibling. You might think you’re good at pretending you are, but this response says otherwise. Fortunately, it doesn’t hurt me nearly as much as it used to, because I have people who love me for me and who make me feel valued in a way you never did. I don’t wish you ill, and I do hope that you’re able to live a meaningful and happy life. But unless you can be the sister I deserve, we cannot have a relationship.

Sincerely,

Your sister

he's autistic and posts to /r/autisminwomen.

What is he not telling us? What did he do to his sister were she feels she has to keep him at arms length. I wonder.

 

[NSA Intern]

Lil pooner who dreams about starring in gay men's magazines with no nipples and tank track scars insists she's fucking people's mothers with her sandpaper vagina. Admits she has to take estrogen suppositories to prevent her vaginal lining from cracking like old shrink wrap tape. Allow me to show you, fellow Kiwis, the attempt at pooners to mimic men saying they love fucking our mothers:

One surefire tell that someone's unsettled/the insults landed is that they no longer capitalise their I's. This is only truly reliable for genderspecials, furries, etc, but now you're aware of it you'll never stop seeing it.

 

[PigFarm]

This pisses me off.

This man has the freedom to thrown some eyeliner on and claim to be a woman. His other post claims he's been stealthing his way into women's locker rooms and sports all his life.

And he has the audacity to bitch and moan about the "patriarchy."

You're not a witch, asshole. You're not oppressed. You're the man you're whining about.

His other posts are boring role-playing shit in what I think is some kinda werewolf group or whatever. So autistic and gay

 

[duckling]

What is he not telling us?

Yeah I’m betting he did something from the following: stole her clothes, SA’d or otherwise creeped out/alienated her friends, pigeonholed her into sexist stereotypes… he seems to think he is in control of the estrangement but it seems to me she started distancing long, long ago.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

This made me laugh out loud.

Remember whenever a troon talks about how he’s stealth this is what’s typing that.

How these retards haven't yet realised that 'passing' is just an illusion caused by permissive/polite/frightened people indulging them (and not because they actually can't tell that they're not real women/men) absolutely astounds me.

Does the fact that literal children (who are completely removed from gender nonsense and have no filter) routinely and loudly clock them in public not make anything click in their minds?

No trannies 'pass', people just allow them to think they do. They've been at this for at least a decade at this point and this realization still somehow eludes them. Deathfats 'pass' as being anorexic by the exact same logic. The fact that normal people just want to go about their day without having to deal with angry spastics is the only reason why trannies think they pass. It's nothing more than confirmation bias and the fact that they still don't realise this will never not be funny.

 

[PigFarm]

How these retards haven't yet realised that 'passing' is just an illusion caused by permissive/polite/frightened people indulging them (and not because they actually can't tell that they're not real women/men) absolutely astounds me.

Does the fact that literal children (people who are completely removed from gender nonsense and who have no filter) routinely and loudly clock them in public not make anything click in their minds?

No trannies 'pass', people just allow them to think they do. They've been at this for at least a decade at this point and this realization still somehow eludes them. Deathfats 'pass' as being anorexic by the exact same logic. The fact that normal people just want to go about their day without having to deal with angry spastics is the only reason why trannies think they pass.

Face blindness comes with autism often. That's why their selfies are absolutely blind to the dirty mirrors, trash all over and are taken from unflattering angles.

Ever see the middle aged autists on fb who take photos with the camera aimed up their nose?

 

[Sean Andalou]

The eternal masculine question?

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People argue all the time whether or not trans men are real men and I don’t understand (I’m autistic and have a hard time with comprehension)

Is the argument are trans men cis men? Or what’s a “real man”?

Cause I’m ftm and I see myself as a TRANS man, not a cis man ?!! Is that bad?

Reddit -- Archive

 

[Magic Pickle]

Troon SEETHES that his sister is polite to him instead of sucking his dick. The biggest ongoing affront is that she says "Happy birthday" to him instead of "Happy Birthday TroonName" lol

A wonderful show of the power of gray-rocking, a technique one should be prepared to employ whenever you find yourself in the inescapable vicinity of a tranny. Judging from his entire post, he's made a habit of centering himself in all ways, never once considering his sister's existence outside of being a comforting woman's hand to cradle him. Could you imagine the stink he would've raised at her wedding, malding at the sight of her in a bridal gown he'd never wear?

Funnily enough, if she truly was sensing he was an antisocial tard that needed to be prodded into normality from a young age, it shows a level of caring he will never be able to recognize, a nurturing beyond his comprehension: an attempt to make him not turn into a gross, off-putting waste of societal resources; yet in spite of her efforts, it's precisely what he became... but then again, we all know what they say about best laid plans.

 

[Aquarius]

A big part of the fetish is being able to do it in public, though. Degens almost always get worse and overlap with exhibitionism and forcing it on other people. The entire point of people disliking this stuff is that it always gets to that point if not checked with severe social consequences and vice laws. The tranny menace is not a concept itself outside of any of this.

Emphasis my own.
Exactly. In the past, if a guy was lurking in the women’s room, a woman could ask the business for help. Nowadays, because businesses are scared of being sued or accused of a hate crime, they won’t do anything. That gives the guy the clearance he needs to act with impunity. We saw this at WiiSpa.

Spoiler: Continued response

And yet troon-apologists will act like we’re the stupid ones. “You know that the bathroom sign isn’t a magical force field, right? That a violent man can just want in, right? Why would he pretend to be a woman first?” It completely ignores the pattern of escalation you described. Perverts won’t start off by following a woman into a confined space and attacking her. They’ll start by lingering in the bathroom with an erection. Engaging in their fetish, not being stopped, and being rewarded with sexual stimuli (the presence of frightened females) reinforces his pathology, and that leads to escalation.

That’s when he might start taking photos of himself, and, while the phone is out, record the sounds of some teenaged girl urinating. After several years of this sort of sexual harassment, he may become violent. All of this would be nipped in the bud if women could ask the proprietor for help, but they won’t because of tranny bathroom rules, and so the behaviour gets worse. Troons and their apologists got rid of the social safety mechanism that defanged these perverts before they got started. They destroyed policies that prevented nascent perverts practicing and perfecting their ploys. They removed the one legal recourse women had to stop this shit at the start, and then they act like we’re the idiots who doesn’t understand how criminals work.

Yes, hypothetical tranny-apologist, we know that the bathroom sign isn’t magic, because it’s still there and gigahons continue rushing in. There used to be a rule that males don’t belong in women’s bathrooms, but you gender-clowns got rid of it. Now, creepy autistic guys who would have stayed at home in their mom’s basement are getting their first glimpses of naked women because they claimed troon-status. These clowns have created a whole new generation of perverts who otherwise wouldn’t exist, and made the ones who would have existed before infinitely worse.

[I wrote ~3 giant posts before the Farms went down, and now they’re gone. I assume, as the Great Sneeder got the site back online, they were eaten by the machine. Alas, alack. Just know that I was way funnier and much more poignant than I am here, and respond accordingly.]

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Yeah I’m betting he did something from the following: stole her clothes, SA’d or otherwise creeped out/alienated her friends, pigeonholed her into sexist stereotypes… he seems to think he is in control of the estrangement but it seems to me she started distancing long, long ago.

Could very well be that stuff (we all know how troons are) but you can tell that Troon is very selfish and self-absorbed. He thinks his sister should drop everything to give him hair and makeup lessons and take him on shopping trips and is confused and feels put out that she isn’t. She has her own life, Troon.

 

[majorplayer]

Isn't it funny how dumb little kids who have zero life experience can always tell? It's almost as if "passing" is a lie and adults are simply playing along to be polite or prevent troon chimp outs.

Nah, must be that TERFs have infiltrated elementary schools and are radicalizing (kek) the children.

Reinforces the cult aspect. When a kid has to be told what they see and hear is not so due to troons feelings we have a problem.

Also, it shouldn't bother me this much, but the troon went into the lions den knowing he was going to get shit on, and he prefaced with his pronouns...... Like, he wanted to be a victim for reddit updooots

 

[Narinder]

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Now time for my favorite way to contribute. The memes they make, showing they're just barely self aware.


Quietly admitting they're skinwalking women they find attractive. And just barely admitting to themselves "I am just a gross guy." It's not dysphoria, sweetie. That's called your conscience and it's whispering to you.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

he's autistic and posts to /r/autisminwomen.

The sister should write a long snarky reply about how hard it was to grow up with a special needs brother, and she is tired of living in the shadow of his crippling mental disability. But I suspect honesty is wasted on this one.

 

[line drying]

Little dood doesn't know that "real men" all have lots of scars and injuries on their hands and fingers due to always doing "men stuff"?
Little dood, you will always be clocked as a woman due to your hands being so clean, well kept and with perfect skin.

You want "man hands"? Press your hands against the tray on the grill. The longer you keep them pressed there the more manly your hands will be.
Also, record it on Youtube to show the world how manly you are.
Men don't feel pain. Show us you are a real man.

Women also have loads of old burns and scars on our hands, often due to cooking in a hurry, as well as all the other less "womanly" stuff we do.

This isn't being masculine or feminine, it's just being a total wuss and play- acting

 

[krautkid]

Could very well be that stuff (we all know how troons are) but you can tell that Troon is very selfish and self-absorbed. He thinks his sister should drop everything to give him hair and makeup lessons and take him on shopping trips and is confused and feels put out that she isn’t. She has her own life, Troon.

This is absolutely what happened. Troons believe that they are owed time and effort by women to help them in their fetish and teach them make up and do girly shit with them like this is a Hollywood movie. His Sister rightly cut him off and is guarded against his BS it seems. Good for her.

 

[Dick Johnson]

Yeah I’m betting he did something from the following: stole her clothes, SA’d or otherwise creeped out/alienated her friends, pigeonholed her into sexist stereotypes… he seems to think he is in control of the estrangement but it seems to me she started distancing long, long ago.

Perhaps, but maybe he's just awkward and weird and, since trooning out, has become louder and more dramatic (after all, how often does that happen with a trans person, versus how often does anyone become more stable and grounded?) She may have just reached the limits of what she'll put up with - she probably still loves her brother, but she's also pretty sure that he'd do something to cause a scene at her wedding.

I look at it like alcoholism - you can still love a family member who has an addiction, but it does mean that you're going to need to take steps to protect yourself in a way you probably wouldn't otherwise. Like not inviting your sibling who stands a very good chance of getting drunk and loud at your matrimonial ceremony. And if it looks like their addiction is on track to make their life worse, you've got two options: try to get them out of it (a task that would require an enormous amount of effort if it were to have the slightest chance of success) or limit contact with them while maintaining pleasantries. You're not obligated to pretend that you think what they're doing is healthy if it doesn't seem like it is.

 

[Stan]

There is something breathtaking about the idea of sexual jealousy toward pooners.

Yeah all pooners will gravitate towards this "youre just jealous of my giant cock dood" line of defense if you tell them they still look like women and if people are staring, it's because their neophallus looks like a can of Monster Energy Drink in their pants pocket. They really want to believe the stares are women getting thirsty for the nonfunctional rotdog lol

Yeah I’m betting he did something from the following: stole her clothes, SA’d or otherwise creeped out/alienated her friends, pigeonholed her into sexist stereotypes… he seems to think he is in control of the estrangement but it seems to me she started distancing long, long ago.

If they were close in age like the hon says he totally stole her clothes, and he probably thinks it's fine because "that's what girls do hehe".

 

[Fapcop]

Troon SEETHES that his sister is polite to him instead of sucking his dick. The biggest ongoing affront is that she says "Happy birthday" to him instead of "Happy Birthday TroonName"

Want to know how this story ends?

Troon is dead in a decade or two, is found after a week in his goon dungeon because of his smell.

After a week on ice, where none of his “friends who love him” have claimed the body, the coroner starts digging around, finds the sister and makes the phone call.

“Now I understand you’ve been estranged Mrs troon sister and I’m sorry about all of this. But the thing is, nobody has claimed your sis-brother. We usually cremate in those cases and bury the person in a common grave. Unless…”

And the sister will do the decent thing and fork over the cash, despite nobody expediting her to, because ultimately he was her brother and deserves a grave. With his deadname on it.

he's autistic and posts to /r/autisminwomen.

Many such cases.



lol! I read this as “erectile dysfunction” Nevertheless I’m sure it’s true.