Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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More trial fanfic emerges....
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Also he is seething because the foul traitor Biden won't have drumpf arrested and thrown in Guantanamo to stop him taking office again, also I guess he stole this latest election which means pig man has likely adopted the "dems lost a fuckload of votes because musk used starlink to hack the machines" conspiracy he was testing the waters with a few weeks ago
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EDIT: Another porcine trotter-keyboard moment, and pig man once more betrays his seething pig rage at the FBI who he claims are hot on the case of hunting down the stalkerchilds
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
is that guy even a stalker child or is Pat just firing on all cylinders because he saw the word 'Rick' and assumed it was a deliberate attempt to annoy him?
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Rick is an extremely egotistical fat nigger with bitch tits that believes in his projection that all people that aren’t followers of the same beliefs as his are pests that annoys him on a frequent basis.

It’s just Fatprick’s being incredibly retarded; so he’s spewing his delusions onto innocent citizens and believes that they’re also stalker children that should enjoy prison. Most of those spare times are wasted in Xeeting and politisperging on Bluesky. He’s more pissed off than before after orange man victory, and that’s crystal clear through his tard pig anger.
Judge Holden said:
Note the date. Guy simply said "no" to him over three weeks ago and gets a personalised "YOU WILL BE RAPED IN STALKERPRISON CHILD" response
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>three weeks ago or even older
>responds to them with a disguised rape threat
200 IQ play right here, Man of Pig. :tomlinson:
 
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Laburnum said:
What a wonderful interaction:
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"Don't enjoy prison, stalker."
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Has anyone else had this experience?

You one word reply to someone who is a dumb fuck on social media, you forget about it because it is really unimportant.

Weeks later, you see that someone has replied to this thing you don’t really remember and it’s a pretty massive reply that looks like they were stewing over it for these past weeks.

In my case I thought “what a sad individual, clearly they don’t have anything else going on in their life.”

I take a wild guess that most people who Fatrick replies to think this too.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Also he is seething because the foul traitor Biden won't have drumpf arrested and thrown in Guantanamo to stop him taking office again, also I guess he stole this latest election which means pig man has likely adopted the "dems lost a fuckload of votes because musk used starlink to hack the machines" conspiracy he was testing the waters with a few weeks ago
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Biden putting Trump in Gitmo not even 2 months before he takes office is fucking delusional, even for Pat. Trump won. Get over it Stalker Child.
 
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Judge Holden said:
I guess he stole this latest election which means pig man has likely adopted the "dems lost a fuckload of votes because musk used starlink to hack the machines" conspiracy
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Figures that Fatrick would start sounding like a Democrat-flavored Q-anon boomer (Blue-anon?), but he's already not in touch with his ex or kid so we won't get any tearful tell-alls about how the election made Pap-pap lose his damn mind and tear apart the family. Maybe he'll try throwing paint balloons at Starlink satellites.
 
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There are.....a number of things one can say about this xeet
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Perhaps I should focus on him straight up declaring he would go full Fuhrer if he was given the (imaginary) power

Perhaps I should relish the mental image of fatrick recast as Pig Brother, the totalitarian dictator of Obesceania

Perhaps I should tremble at the plight of the little ethnic children of wisconsin who would be rounded up en masse for the grinder by porcine death squads

Instead I will simply reflect on the fact that fatrick is showing more concern for the welfare of Joe Biden's kid than his own daughter, or as she as now referred to dismissively "my kid"
 
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Judge Holden said:
There are.....a number of things one can say about this xeet
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Perhaps I should focus on him straight up declaring he would go full Fuhrer if he was given the (imaginary) power

Perhaps I should relish the mental image of fatrick recast as Pig Brother, the totalitarian dictator of Obesceania

Perhaps I should tremble at the plight of the little ethnic children of wisconsin who would be rounded up en masse for the grinder by porcine death squads

Instead I will simply reflect on the fact that fatrick is showing more concern for the welfare of Joe Biden's kid than his own daughter, or as she as now referred to dismissively "my kid"
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That xeet is so telling in it's idiocy and hypocrisy.

Remember that there are a very small number of people who take the political takes of this fat clown seriously.

Every single one of them would deserve a thread here.
 
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Too bad Hunter was in trouble before Trump took charge. Not that Patrick knows anything about numbers dumb fuck can't even count.

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"Added 4th vestigial fingers and repositioned oposable thumb digits on the hands"
(as usual, even back than he couldn't spell worth shit either)
The model kit clearly shows the proper amount of digits.
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Blurry, but you can see the fourth smaller digit.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Too bad Hunter was in trouble before Trump took charge. Not that Patrick knows anything about numbers dumb fuck can't even count.

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"Added 4th vestigial fingers and repositioned oposable thumb digits on the hands"
(as usual, even back than he couldn't spell worth shit either)
The model kit clearly shows the proper amount of digits.
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STOCK VARIES- PLEASE CONTACT FOR AVAILABILITY The 1/16th scale Dilophosaurus resin model kit measures 16” long and comes in 10 unpainted parts including base. Assembly requires glue, as well as some minor seam & detail clean-up. Weight 2lbs 1oz
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Blurry, but you can see the fourth smaller digit.
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Hypothetical that just occurred to me given the Dilophosaurus already having a reputation for killing and eating immoral fat fucks with poor fashion sense (apologies to Dennis Nedry) how long do we think Fatrick would survive the events of the first Jurassic Park movie?

For once my usual "everyone involved would form an orderly line and take turns fucking him in the ass while he screams" aside would not be applicable as the Dinos are all ladies, and lets just pretend Hammond needed him for fuckin helicopter ballast or something and flew him in along with the other visitors.

At what point in the narrative does he die horribly yet hilariously?

"Keep absolutely still...... Its vision is based on movement...."
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"NO CHILD I WILL N..."
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Judge Holden said:
Hypothetical that just occurred to me given the Dilophosaurus already having a reputation for killing and eating immoral fat fucks with poor fashion sense (apologies to Dennis Nedry) how long do we think Fatrick would survive the events of the first Jurassic Park movie?

For once my usual "everyone involved would form an orderly line and take turns fucking him in the ass while he screams" aside would not be applicable as the Dinos are all ladies, and lets just pretend Hammond needed him for fuckin helicopter ballast or something and flew him in along with the other visitors.

At what point in the narrative does he die horribly yet hilariously?
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Patrick wouldn't be able to out run a grazing Brachiosaurus. Why would they even have him there? He has no trade skills, he can't lift. To try out the alcohol at the bar? Eat all of the food that's going to go to waste when the powers out? He'd likely die on the shitter tweeting by a pack of Compsognathus. Karma for abandoning his daughter.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Patrick wouldn't be able to out run a grazing Brachiosaurus. Why would they even have him there? He has no trade skills, he can't lift. To try out the alcohol at the bar? Eat all of the food that's going to go to waste when the powers out? He'd likely die on the shitter tweeting by a pack of Compsognathus. Karma for abandoning his daughter.
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I told you. Helicopter Ballast.

I dunno, maybe Hammond wanted some "lowest common denominator" test subject to see if the park would impress the absolute fucking dregs of humanity.

Or maybe Muldoon made an error when requesting a new security operative, and instead of picking up SERGEANT JAKE RAVEN (what a guy) they accidentally picked up his vastly inferior yet vastly vaster cousin.

Or maybe Fatrick snuck on to the island to beg Mr Arnold to come back to Milwaukee as Nikkki's cooter doesn't smell so diversely sulphurous without his ebonic flatulence permuting it
 
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Judge Holden said:
Hypothetical that just occurred to me given the Dilophosaurus already having a reputation for killing and eating immoral fat fucks with poor fashion sense (apologies to Dennis Nedry) how long do we think Fatrick would survive the events of the first Jurassic Park movie?

For once my usual "everyone involved would form an orderly line and take turns fucking him in the ass while he screams" aside would not be applicable as the Dinos are all ladies, and lets just pretend Hammond needed him for fuckin helicopter ballast or something and flew him in along with the other visitors.

At what point in the narrative does he die horribly yet hilariously?

"Keep absolutely still...... Its vision is based on movement...."
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"NO CHILD I WILL N..."
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"No, child, you didn't say the magic word"
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