🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I haven't really been able to follow fishtank the last few days, and the times I have tuned in it was really boring. What is your opinion on the 4th act?
I saw that Payton got eliminated in a boring and shitty way, the same way newfish got eliminated. Anyone know what that was about?

 

[shortppl]

honestly fatty has made this entire arch impossible to watch, if hes not talking just wait a few seconds and he will go on a stupid fucking ramble just so he can be the center of attention

 

[Queesechake]

I haven't really been able to follow fishtank the last few days, and the times I have tuned in it was really boring. What is your opinion on the 4th act?
I saw that Payton got eliminated in a boring and shitty way, the same way newfish got eliminated. Anyone know what that was about?

It was dogshit up until they kicked Payton. Been pretty great ever since.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Even though this is the third time it's happened, Fatty is still unable to comprehend that women only pretend to like him because it's funny since he's so disgusting.

Good for him on the weight loss, but his personality is just as bad as his appearance.

I wish they would shove him out of the RV on the highway.

And that's why he and Binx are perfect for each other. Two insufferable retards.

 

[neger psykolog]

Where in Texas are they?

Hasn't Sam Hyde been trying for ages to be a guest on Joe Rogan? and Joe Rogan is in Texas?

TLDR for video: he has spent like 25k USD on famous people cameos telling Joe Rogan that he really needs Sam Hyde as a guest

(text is from YT video description)

I recently hired B9 as a dedicated Joe Rogan liason and Joe Rogan marketing auditor/analyst. He works from the Joe Rogan Contact Center making sure that the money we spend on Cameo is effective and not being wasted. What do you think though? Do you think I should spend $100k more on this or should I just spend way more money total? Obviously the money is not going to waste so chime in with your (supportive) thoughts below, --B9, Joe Rogan Specialist and Celebrity Liason

Also if Joe is reading this: (dont read this if you're not joe): hey. sorry for the last message, i get i was out of line but idk why u blocked me. im willing to put some of this behind us, but you need to admit what you did wrong as well. are you trying to drive me crazy? some nights i stay up thinking that you hate me, literally all night thinking about you hating me and wishing i was gone. i want to be there for you but idk how to give you what you need. what do you want from me? i feel like im giving you my all and you're not giving me anything at all. i dont know what to do anymore. i hope you see how much money i've spent on you, how much energy ive put into spoiling you. youre honestly perfect to me idk. am i being overbearing? from my perspective this video is a gift to you, i seriously want to honor you and do what's right, and do good by you cause youre seriously a good guy. you've given me inspiration in too many ways to count. you've given me hope when i was down. youve given me everything tbh i just feel like. idk. I hope you read this. i hope you watch the video. honestly you probably havent seen any of these clips yet cause if you had seen them youd probably give me a call and tell me you thought it was funny then invite me on the podcast right away. im trying to stay strong for myself, but mainly for you. hope ur having a good day or if its nighttime when youre reading this i hope your night's going well. you can call me anytime seriously i mean that

 

[itogi]

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I haven't really been able to follow fishtank the last few days, and the times I have tuned in it was really boring. What is your opinion on the 4th act?
I saw that Payton got eliminated in a boring and shitty way, the same way newfish got eliminated. Anyone know what that was about?

It's been speculated that they're headed towards Vegas and Payton won't be able to participate in most of the things there because she's not 21. As for why her elimination was so shitty, Sam probably thought it would be funny (as in, he personally finds it funny), and seems pretty much done with keeping up any pretense of this being an actual contest. Which is an absolute shame, because until FH2.0 absolutely failed, it actually was a pretty good contest.

Simbal being the most hated contestant by a wide margin, yet managing to actually earn his immunity for the first month was impressive. Literally every discussion the fish had about who to vote out was "well, Simbal, but we can't but we can't because he has immunity". Him getting himself voted out as soon as he was vulnerable because he's a disingenuous social chameleon was a bit disappointing as a character arc, but really gave the impression that production was honoring this as an actual contest and not just rigging everything.

Feels now like they've just completely given up and Sam's in "fuck it" mode. Binx is probably going to win just because she's got a pretty good case for a lawsuit. The leaked texts from Vance telling Alex's wife she could "beat Binx up", her doing exactly that, and the entire assault being on camera, is pretty damning. Would not be surprised at all if during that time she was out of the tank, they sat her down and told her they'd give her the win if she signed something saying she wouldn't sue production.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

Jeff shuts down fatty

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Did anyone check the numbers on RV rentals? no way in hell they broke even this season.

Yeah jet seemed to think this was a shit idea from the start. He made absolutely sure everyone knew it wasn't his idea lol.

anyone that's driven cross country would know its a bad idea, you can't even get radio reception in most areas. streaming quality would obviously be shit, although ip2 seems to be able to do it.

he really needs to be there for two or three days at most

half a day. or maybe just let him annoy people for an hr a day every day.

I want to calculate the financials on this season more than any other because they've effectively gone weeks without TTS and extended periods where it was heavily restricted

in hindsight that is a nutty idea, but OTOH if its mostly whales doing most of the revenue and they're only spending so much, it doesn't matter. like if the average person sends 40 TTS, then why not limit the days so the 40 TTS are all shot out at once vs a bit at a time.

I think the show being 6 full weeks is too long for them to make entertainment-dense. -

i said this last time, they also seem to always get sick (literally and metaphorically) around week 4. but godforbid they just do 4 weeks of content.

Smaack did an Instagram stream,

she has such an elementary school teacher vibe, it would be funny if she pretended to be a child molester. Sam Hyde has an old MDE sketch about that i think

 

[Pitckus]

Please don't come back. You're by far one of the dumbest people in this thread.

Don't worry ill be back just for you if they unfuck this

@TardTech Well?

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Would not be surprised at all if during that time she was out of the tank, they sat her down and told her they'd give her the win if she signed something saying she wouldn't sue production.

They already did that dumb ass, with the initial contact. If we're going off the leaked texts there were follow up messages saying "yeah obviously nothing illegal like actually hitting her." But none of it matters because these retarded signed the slave contract to begin with.

 

[Aidan]

Binx is probably going to win just because she's got a pretty good case for a lawsuit. The leaked texts from Vance telling Alex's wife she could "beat Binx up", her doing exactly that, and the entire assault being on camera, is pretty damning.

He said Alex's wife could go after her or something to that effect and then later no assault. Not that it matters, Binx unknowingly ate the Exoneration Beans in week 2 so there's nothing she can do.

 

[neger psykolog]

Did anyone check the numbers on RV rentals? no way in hell they broke even this season.

Google says a top of the line RV can cost between $5-12k for a month. But they'd also have to pay for miles and fuel and whatever else too. They're only renting it for 2 weeks anyway, so its likely not that expensive.
It's also possible that someone in production just knew someone who owned an RV and they did a cash deal to rent it for however long they needed it.

It's probably way cheaper than it would've been to pay out the day rate for all the FH 2.0 contestants (10 of them would've been at least $2000 a day)

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

They already did that dumb ass, with the initial contact. If we're going off the leaked texts there were follow up messages saying "yeah obviously nothing illegal like actually hitting her." But none of it matters because these retarded signed the slave contract to begin with.

You've seen this contract? Liability waivers AFAIK don't typically include things like intentional physical assault, and even if they do, wouldn't hold up in court. And yes I've seen the follow up texts, I was literally the one who posted them here, it's still not a good look legally to even joke about it, especially when that's exactly what happened.

He said Alex's wife could go after her or something to that effect and then later no assault. Not that it matters, Binx unknowingly ate the Exoneration Beans in week 2 so there's nothing she can do.

The words were literally "beat up Binx"

 

[Siento Siendo Riendo]

So, I've been out for a few days and seems like I didn't miss much, but now Mizzy is back but as a fish and not a freeloader? So is she able to win the prize?

 

[neger psykolog]

You've seen this contract? Liability waivers AFAIK don't typically include things like intentional physical assault, and even if they do, wouldn't hold up in court. And yes I've seen the follow up texts, I was literally the one who posted them here, it's still not a good look legally to even joke about it, especially when that's exactly what happened.

It's a bad look for sure, but considering they immediately corrected it and probably made the ogre sign a release/contract that I am almost certain would've stated "you can't physically hurt people" they wouldn't have have much legal standing (I'm guessing anyway). When cymbalta threatened Frank Hassle with a broken plate shard of whatever, they took is really, really seriously (which implied that he was aware that getting physical wasn't allowed)

Regardless of legal culpability, I somehow do not think that streamer girl Binx is going to sue the show, even if she gets unceremoniously and unfairly ejected. She has toyed up to the TTS people, had her Discord mods message/TTS her on the show, been treated fairly well in the later stages of the show and seems to somewhat enjoy chilling and socializing and the attention that comes with it.

She may have legal grounds to sue and she might even be able to win (whether or not whatever LLC the wiggers set up for production has any money/assets or if they even have liability insurance against lawsuits that would even cover the lawyer fees/settlements involved given the text messages that production sent is very questionable)... Binx seems extremely unlikely to sue the show because it would piss off the audience/MDE fans and likely also mean that she can't do the handful of typical fishtank-exit interviews and appearances that almost all of the contestants do.

She'd probably stand to make more money/attention in the long term by not even having any interest or discussing suing production, and I'm pretty sure that if she did want to sue anyone she would (hopefully) be intelligent enough to just sue the ogre directly - that would be the funniest outcome for everyone involved. Maybe they'll even make it go on one of those court TV shows lol.

 

[Fishcakes]

First time I smiled in a week seeing this goblin get back with the gang, it's hard to say this without sounding like a simp but despite giving a pretty lukewarm performance in the early tank she seems to be an absolute doll and just "gets it" in a way most other former contestants don't. The only way things could get better if the RV gets pulled over and Fatty gets arrested on an outstanding warrant he forgot he had and leaves.

 

[SpergChud]

@TardTech Well?

Ive been back. But i think i wont be active unless it gets interesting.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

It's a bad look for sure, but considering they immediately corrected it and probably made the ogre sign a release/contract that I am almost certain would've stated "you can't physically hurt people" they wouldn't have have much legal standing (I'm guessing anyway). When cymbalta threatened Frank Hassle with a broken plate shard of whatever, they took is really, really seriously (which implied that he was aware that getting physical wasn't allowed)

Can't find anything about how the suit was settled, but here's a pretty similar incident from Jerry Springer a few years ago that got him sued. Basically same thing. Production instigated the fight, one guest assaulted another, security team was not adequate in preventing the assault, etc. Sounds like the key issue in the suit was that production set up the hostile situation in the first place (which Sam absolutely did here too).

https://www.stamfordadvocate.com/policereports/article/Lawsuit-Jerry-Springer-show-security-team-failed-16258743.php

As for whether it'd be wise for Binx to sue? Nah I don't think so, but it could have potentially been more of an "I don't want to risk it" decision from Jet/Sam.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

First time I smiled in a week seeing this goblin get back with the gang, it's hard to say this without sounding like a simp but despite giving a pretty lukewarm performance in the early tank she seems to be an absolute doll and just "gets it" in a way most other former contestants don't. The only way things could get better if the RV gets pulled over and Fatty gets arrested on an outstanding warrant he forgot he had and leaves.
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That hot little short stack is gunning for Sams cock and she has no issue with people knowing it. Like her avoiding the whole Brandon thing when Binx wondered if Wifi Signal would be back (although I think Sam is ok with the Jeet and it was just a drunk mistake after he denounced Brandon like the social climber he is)