DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

Isn't DSP an ally? He should be welcoming a faggot like Destiny with open arms.

 

[johnkimble123]

Isn't DSP an ally? He should be welcoming a faggot like Destiny with open arms.

Or open moulths

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

This really is an unhinged version of the vest streak. The crackhead comparisons aren’t even hyperbolic jokes anymore, dude literally sits there sweating staring at his inbox. Absolutely unreal. THIS is why we watch this crazy shit.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Gold.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Double wage quit
Double OT begging
Pig sweats
Rage
Salt
Hardcore chat trolling

We ate well today, brothers. Let us give thanks for this bountiful Winter feast of lolcow laughs

 

[Corpun]

This really is an unhinged version of the vest streak. The crackhead comparisons aren’t even hyperbolic jokes anymore, dude literally sits there sweating staring at his inbox. Absolutely unreal. THIS is why we watch this crazy shit.

The fall(g)out from this King's Tax shit is going to be glorious. I don't care when it ends, the longer the better for how much of a crash it will be for him.

A repeat of what happened to the vest streak money all over again.

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

The fall(g)out from this King's Tax shit is going to be glorious. I don't care when it ends, the longer the better for how much of a crash it will be for him.

A repeat of what happened to the vest streak money all over again.

Yeah him stressing every waking hour of the day over this goal, coordinating tips to sit on and suspending the goal, is insane. When it just ends because he’s too lazy to give himself money might be a breaking point for Phil.

He’s been at subsistence level since the bankruptcy, burning 100k a year. If he doesn’t get money one stream he is legitimately in the red. He might see the poll on this thread and may be trying to keep up appearances thinking it actually means something.

God forbid the man that struggles with his impulsivities and addictions goes on a devastating and nihilistic spending streak, or our trophy wife needs thousands of dollars in medical aid because of what we’ve done (or have not done) to her. That’s when we’ll get the monster before it all goes dark.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

ChrisChan's parents failed him, Phil's parents didn't.

And for fucks sake can we please find out what Dave's actual job was because depending on the day on this site he worked anything from corporate management, maintenance shop foreman to overseeing the customer support call center.

We know his job, I suggest you watch the Dent Sea Scrolls or WPIG videos regarding his employment history if you haven't. A very clear picture is painted. This is including the fact that his job title was with his father over him, in a team of 3. His father moved to being the continuous improvement supervisor, and guess who was given ACE certification courses (which he bitched endlessly about) so he could migrate with his tard wrangler? I'll give you one guess, and it should be easy because he's never stopped bragging about the cert.

 

[Free Jasper]

This is very strange and only the king of the lolcows could give us milk this succulent.

The streams, that he claims are meaningful and you guys love them so much, have become an hour a day of staring in near silence at chat, biting fingernails and occasionally snapping at people.

This is your livelihood, Phillip. This is the work you’re showing to the outside world.

It’s become dogshit and then he claims others are the ones that are the losers?

I might be in agreement; keep the fake streak going as long as possible. It’s much better for us than for Phillip. His khantent gets worse by the day.

 

[GodModule]

Truly the King Of Begging

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This really is an unhinged version of the vest streak. The crackhead comparisons aren’t even hyperbolic jokes anymore, dude literally sits there sweating staring at his inbox. Absolutely unreal. THIS is why we watch this crazy shit.

I haven't seen this level of pure crackhead energy until a few years ago when I was on a business trip and saw some dude across the street from the restaurant I was eating at, begging for €10-20 euros so he can pay for a train ticket back home (fun fact: no train ticket costs €20 in that country), going inside a casino nearby as soon as he hooked a sucker with his fake story, then reemerging back out a few minutes later fiending for another €10-20 fix.

The fall(g)out from this King's Tax shit is going to be glorious. I don't care when it ends, the longer the better for how much of a crash it will be for him.

A repeat of what happened to the vest streak money all over again.

The tantrum from the end of the first streak was legendary, he has grown way more unhinged and mentally ill since then. If, or rather, when it happens it's going to make the tantrum from the original vest streak ending seem like a mild disagreement.

 

[Brother Milor]

Only DSP could take getting $300 a day and spin it into some kind of loss. It was so simple- express a little humility in his resurgence, gratitude for the increase in support, take each day as it comes and when the streak ends, let it end with grace.

Instead, we get a wild-eyed addict, screaming at his audience to prove that he is still winning, that the trolls are felted, that his life has some kind of meaning outside of being a dancing monkey.

He has thoroughly checkmated himself. Whether the streak ends or 30 minutes of embarrassing overtime, detractors win either way,

 

[Lady Adjani]

The tantrum from the end of the first streak was legendary, he has grown way more unhinged and mentally ill since then. If, or rather, when it happens it's going to make the tantrum from the original vest streak ending seem like a mild disagreement.

It already ended, he just refused to acknowledge it. He’s just going to drag it on till it reaches a nice big round number and hit the reset button.

The bigger the number the worse it looks, how can you cry poor when even the dumbest viewer can calculate that you raked in thousands of dollars in a single month…

 

[Balr0g]

As some have said I hope the fake streak continues. Squirming piggie is the best piggie. He has again become a prime Lolcow with all the dumb shit he has pulled. He might have become boring for a short while but now he is back in force. Too dumb to set up his own "Office", too dumb to plan a trip with his mo-wife who ballooned up like a whale, refusing to work and instead berating his "customers" who seem to love to see him squirm now (think of that dentheads: YOU have the power to make the pig Dance. YOU. YES YOU). Meanwhile every other metric shows he is failing. Hard. While his detractors make not much money on him they outperform him in every other way including spanking him in his beloved game Franchise. It's like an early Christmas gift. Now imagine him sitting on his Christmas stream with all the shiny new decorations (yeah Right) just staring at Chat waiting for Money while berating his dentheads. Please make that happen

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Praying for this streak to not end. This content is kino.

For real. If the streak ended it would have been a fun blow up but then that's that. I'd rather see what happened tonight over and over again. Remember how lame it was before he caught the streak mental illness again

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Between both streams he spent 1 hour just sitting in front of the camera doing nothing. Literally waiting for tips to come in and then fucking off when they do. Great content Phil, keep it up!

These streams were basically the definition of begging and clear proof he’s unemployed for when the tourists show up again: two hours of pre-stream just talking for donations, and another hour after each stream doing the same, tired of playing with his toys for entertainment.

At this point, he’d save money by just panhandling outside Ryan’s house with a broken can.

For real. If the streak ended it would have been a fun blow up but then that's that. I'd rather see what happened tonight over and over again. Remember how lame it was before he caught the streak mental illness again

It's like a window to the past - at least for me - offering a glimpse of what it was like for those who missed the end of the vest streak and couldn’t experience it firsthand.

A resurgence, if you Phil .

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Unfortunately, you can’t buy people off Amazon to chat, hype up your amazing Street Fighter 6 gameplay, or tip you early so you don’t have to stay up late begging.

 

[neger psykolog]

Famous moments in DSP history:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3428581

I sometimes forget just how many insane moments happened during peak-DSP in 2017/2018 and its hilarious how the same shit still happens to this day (KC having a huge controversy after interacting with DSP)

 

[Balr0g]

As usual DelusionSydePhil strikes when it comes to his video title

Beating Stream snipers? Yeah, 1 time out of 7? Real cool. also "was in jeopardy"? You mean I only got it because I begged and begged and begged and faked and faked and faked?

 

[Brother Wind]

An d this is it. I don’t think any detractor cares about it. I don’t know any that are sat salivating at the thought of it.

Sure, the numbers climb when it’s in danger because people want to watch man-baby be man-baby. They’ll always be there to laugh at Phillip whatever he does.

But the importance of the streak itself really does exist only in his head. And he makes it worse for himself every day by growing it.

He doesn't understand that it really doesn't matter to us if he wins. We have been here for over 15 years because this fat retard sat on youtube and screamed "I stake my dignity and swear on my mothers grave that I will beat this random asshole at Street Fighter." And when he lost he did with all the gravitas of, well that. Screaming that he wants a redo. To earn his meaninglesa dignity and a grave he will never visit.

And its insane because we never held these things. We never wanted them. But its really funny to watch a man lose them. Or lose his equivalent shit. Especially because now he is telling the world, I bet everything that someone will give me $150 within the next time frame. And all we have to do is literally sit here. And he will beg and plead to not lose everything in a bet no one made with him.

Even if the more confusing bit is there are people on his side about this