🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Charnel Ground]

The fish are outside. Binx is finding shit to eat in the desert because she "finds things to eat outside in every stream", but warns the other fish not to try to find shit on their own.
"Try it, it's the same thing as a dragonfruit."
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FTR it's a prickly pear cactus fruit that Binx foraged. Rare Binx W having foraging knowledge.

 

[TurdFergusen]

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Lowercase I internet]

The first 34 days (nearly 5 weeks of show) were great. To call it "front heavy" is simply not true. Season 2 which started off very strong then suffered a hemorrhaging cast is far more fitting of that term.

The first half of the show or everything up to and including the ogre is indisputably the best the show has been. The front half of the show is very heavy compared to the back half so far in both execution and content density imo. I agree most of the second half hasn’t been that bad, but when compared to that first half it’s like comparing pure diamonds to a somewhat cool looking rock to me. That’s just how I see it.

 

[Didnt Use Real Email Once]

I really hope for Season 4 they do a blend of Blood games and a traditional season. Maybe instead of fantasy roleplay they do a horror/Resident Evil kinda thing with rooms locked away until the fish find a key or solve a riddle. The season 3 house would work well if there were less contestants since it's so big. A kind of Saw/999 ticking clock would also incentivise the fish to actually play the game if it was linked to elimination as well.

They probably would have tried to transition into Bloodgames-lite after the gutting of FH2.0 if death from frostbite wasn't on the table. I cannot imagine the wiggers trying to produce an escape room, might be good content from the "laugh at the retards in production" angle though.

 

[BullfrogBill]

The first half of the show or everything up to and including the ogre is indisputably the best the show has been. The front half of the show is very heavy compared to the back half so far in both execution and content density imo. I agree most of the second half hasn’t been that bad, but when compared to that first half it’s like comparing pure diamonds to a somewhat cool looking rock to me. That’s just how I see it.

Just look at the stream right now, literally nothing. That says it all. "The stream is currently offline" is what the show is now and has been for fucking days. There's no defending that and automatically makes this the worst season imo. Season 2 had it's faults but at least it could actually be watched lol

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Can't even watch them go shoot guns I swear to god.

 

[neger psykolog]

Just look at the stream right now, literally nothing. That says it all. "The stream is currently offline" is what the show is now and has been for fucking days. There's no defending that and automatically makes this the worst season imo. Season 2 had it's faults but at least it could actually be watched lol

The YouTube stream (from their official channel) has been working way better than the actual site since they went on the RV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mum4vBCt-I It is live right now.

(and no that doesn't make any sense)

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Can't even watch them go shoot guns I swear to god.

They're at the range now.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

They're at the range now.

I know. Feed cuts out all the time.

 

[no-exit]

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Jokes aside, they are kinda right. Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying it sometimes, but this isn't fishtank, this is just an IRL stream. One that isn't even working properly. Also, I really doubt they'd be able to get extra help, set up Schitty, all the equipment, and prep wiggers on such short notice.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Just look at the stream right now, literally nothing. That says it all. "The stream is currently offline" is what the show is now and has been for fucking days. There's no defending that and automatically makes this the worst season imo. Season 2 had it's faults but at least it could actually be watched lol

Even the boringest most mundane parts of S1 had their charming moments because the cameras were fucking ON. Damiel reading fun facts aloud out of that book they gave him while lying on the couch under a blankie was more entertaining than this busted ass gun range stream.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The idea that 4 days of bad content completely ruins and negates the best season of Fishtank by far is utterly ridiculous. Like /tv/ levels of retardation. Really think about what you are saying.

 

[bookers]

I feel like they could've mitigated a lot of the hate/disappointment now if Sam Hyde/Jet just had the stream on them in the confession booth or whatever and said some shit to the audience like:

They kind of did do that. sam put the poll on twitter and then rented the RV and then Jet was talking about how all of this was Sam's idea.
also: they just showed that cowboy has a starlink

 

[neger psykolog]

They kind of did do that. sam put the poll on twitter and then rented the RV and then Jet was talking about how all of this was Sam's idea.
also: they just showed that cowboy has a starlink

I dunno "reshoot the ending" doesn't really imply "let's go in an RV to Las Vegas" to me.

There were a million things they could've done after cutting the cameras - and they should've just stayed in the house and figured out a way to make it work. Unfortunately, this isn't working. "Guys at the gun range" really isn't enthralling watching.

 

[Blackstar]

They're finally setting up a starlink.

 

[Aidan]

Unless Jet and Ben buy their entire wardrobes off DHGate, they're getting paid well.

I don't think they got paid much, especially Ben, until Fishtank proved itself a success.

There is definitely a tangible air of a sort of echochamber and "yes man" energy, not only within production but also within the fanbase. It's actually cancerous to look at the fishtank.live chat due to the amount of dicksucking. It's nearly noon and there are no cameras on, service outages have made the past few days unwatchable, and production has been dropping the ball multiple times throughout the show and disregarding general audience opinion. Still very few people actually complaining. Just very strange to me, and it makes for a show that's degrading in quality to the point its depressing. It's impressive that even with a contestant like Burt the show is still shitting its pants.

It's the single most biased place for Fishtank. You have to pay at least $60 for the privilege to chat and the wiggers have no qualms about banning their customers.

This season is very front heavy, which makes ranking it really difficult. You have the best of Fishtank followed by the worst of Fishtank. Hopefully a finale makes things easier.

The early portion was enhanced due to anticipation of what was to come, without that I think it isn't so hot. It's hard to have confidence in the wiggers.

 

[BullfrogBill]

The early portion was enhanced due to anticipation of what was to come, without that I think it isn't so hot. It's hard to have confidence in the wiggers.

This is an extremely good point, Most of what made the early stuff so good absolutely was the anticipation of what was to come and now that we know THIS is what was to come it does water down how good some of the early s3 stuff was.

 

[C. Cactus]

Thats intersting lol. I always heard of Great War bs and I was under the impression it was liked by fans. Ive never seen any of that stuff though.

I wonder if he has seen On Cinema and what are his impressions of that? Almost all of that shit is improv, but it still coherently follows an overarching plot. And there are amazing one liners.

I dont know who came up with the sketches Ive liked from World Peace, but the ones I like, I really like.

The Substitute Teacher, The Wine Glass and CEO are all 10/10 for me.

Am I alone in thinking that Great War was funnier than World Peace? I loved Great War, but I thought half of the Word Peace sketches weren't really that funny. Everyone quotes the "you just pushed my wife" one and I just don't get it.

 

[Halloween23]

Season 4: they promise to strip things down and go back to their roots.
Season 5: they get desperate enough to do an all stars season
Season 6: Ben and Jet streaming from a studio apartment begging DSP style