Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

[WelperHelper99]

And yes, Ralph is demonstrably smarter when it comes to the criminal justice system than Rekieta. That's scary.

Well it's all but confirmed he got raped in prison. I hope he would be smarter to the criminal justice system after it pounded him in the ass

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Damn, no prison bitch arc.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I really don't understand why so many people here think that petty crimes are going to land -insert lolcow- in prison. FFS, CWC is a free  man stunning woman.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Damn, I can't believe Ralph is going out like a BITCH.

Nick Rekieta would NEVER

 

[Jump]

He went over it on stream today. He got an offer from the court today. The deal is:

He pleads GUILTY to misdemeanor contempt of court.
He has to pay a $500something fine.
90 days jail time, suspended sentence.
And 1 year non-supervised probation.

The outcome of this will be Ralph will hide out in his 3rd world tin shack for a year until the probation is up. He brought up Alice again. There is no statue of limitations on rape in cali. And if crackhead Nick/Miltion sent him anything about Aaron's emails that could be a massive threat to his probation too.
It sort of seems like a setup to me. Ralph said he doesn't need to have a lawyer read it and will sign it tonight.

 

[Elmo]

Damn, no prison bitch arc.

Yet.

DEEZ FUGGIN PSYCHOS AT DA KEEWEFARMZ WANT ME IN JAIL!!!

 

[AltisticRight]

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IT'S A RALPHAMALE MIRACLE BISH THE ALOGS LOST AGAIN!

Is the Ralphamale banned from ever stepping foot in Minnesota ever again?

What whipped pussy quad-titted ragepiggy BISH bowing down and LICKING the boot of the state. Bish made behaviour.
The real RALPHAMALE would have beaten the charges like he beat his ex-girlfriends and his own mother and tried on that female cop, BISH.
I guess this is another L for the Zionist Entity who tried to deny the country his Ronnie gave him.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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IT'S A RALPHAMALE MIRACLE BISH THE ALOGS LOST AGAIN!

Is the Ralphamale banned from ever stepping foot in Minnesota ever again?

Despite what he says, the docket instead shows him trying to get a public defender to fight this out:

The warrant is still also listed as active:

 

[AnOminous]

Can the judge demand he appear in-person to plead, or is Piggie able to wing a "zoom" presence?

The warrant's "body only," meaning he has to appear physically before anything else happens. The judge could change that, I suppose, but he did it that way for a reason. He wants to dress this squealing pig down in person.

It will definitely be harder for him to get his hands on any percs or pain meds there, but there is an abundance of alcohol for him. There will be a higher chance of him being robbed or beaten up by drunken gopniks for his Ralphamale behavior.

Those guys aren't big on just punching you a couple times until you go down. They like utterly stomping the piss out of you.

Damn, I can't believe Ralph is going out like a BITCH.

I'll believe it when I see it but if so, Ralph will have yet again handled a legal situation better than non-practicing lawyer (but totally practicing cocksucking fairy) Nick Cuckieta.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I think you're forgetting the most important point above all else; the language.

He doesn't know Russian
But, yes. Most people in Russia speaking Russian. Only young adults and millennials know English.

They have funny B's there

Have you heard of Щ? Or Ъ?

 

[DickMain]

He doesn't know Russian
But, yes. Most people in Russia speaking Russian. Only young adults and millennials know English.

Have you heard of Щ? Or Ъ?

Which one is the funny O with the line in it, or the X. That one has always confused me.

Ъ

Oh, this is cool. So this thing is like a staccato sort of thing. Japanese has something similar.

How easy is prostitution over in Russia, and what's the equivalent to the torta? The poroshki? If they don't have cheap hookers and street food I can't see Ralph lasting.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Which one is the funny O with the line in it

That would be Ё

How easy is prostitution over in Russia,

Criminalized. Gunt get caught - like kids says, it's joever

The poroshki

Pirozhki. It's cheap-ish. We have bakeries that sells it.
If gunt goes full boar in any place, he gets beaten. And I don't want him here. We have enough of local trash from former Soviet republics already, importing American pigs is detrimental

 

[Windy Moors]

Fingers crossed for community service in Minnesota

In which he has to complete the brutal punishment of cleaning the two disgusting Rekieta house's.

 

[Jump]

Despite what he says, the docket instead shows him trying to get a public defender to fight this out:
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The warrant is still also listed as active:
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If what he said is true tonight, then this all being still listed isn't unsurprising.
The court is closed now at this hour. And he still has to sign and send it back. And only after the court accepts the deal will they cancel the warrant.

He tried to spin it as a big W but got low energy once it started sinking it that its kinda a shit deal. He is pleading guilty and will have this on his record. And he has 1 year probation with 90 days of jail hanging over his head.
All that money spent traveling to Minn and now this. And for what? What did Ralph get out of all this? A shitty photo op with Nick?
What a big Ralphamale W

 

[Pizdec]

What did Ralph get out of all this? A shitty photo op with Nick?

A video of him getting felted, a lost passport, ID, and getting banned from an airport in MX, and the documented fact that Ralph actually does stink, and when called out for it, attempts to smother himself in aftershave to cover it up like a high schooler giving himself an axe shower.

And it only cost him $500, and another year of keeping his hands to himself, again, again.

 

[PhoBingas]

Obviously not the same thing, and like Null said, this is really unprecedented, but for Ralph, this can get pretty shitty.

It can take a good amount of time of just sitting in a jail waiting for the courts to decide whether or not they want to spend the money to ship him back.

I take it time served in remand in another country doesn't count against his court case.

It doesn't have to make sense for Ralph.

Pop four 20 mg xannyberries and drink a 750 ml bottle of Makers to get into the Ralphamale mindset.

 

[Captain Manning]

A video of him getting felted, a lost passport, ID, and getting banned from an airport in MX, and the documented fact that Ralph actually does stink, and when called out for it, attempts to smother himself in aftershave to cover it up like a high schooler giving himself an axe shower.

And it only cost him $500, and another year of keeping his hands to himself, again, again.

Don't forget he also denied the name his daddy gave him.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Pop four 20 mg xannyberries

They only come in up to 2 mg doses, so that would be 40 2mg tablets, with 80 mg po being 8x the suggested maximum daily total dose. It wouldn't kill him, since he abuses them regularly, even with alcohol, but it is an impressive dose nonetheless. Once he hits triple digits it officially becomes a heroic dose.

 

[PhoBingas]

If gunt goes full boar in any place, he gets beaten. And I don't want him here. We have enough of local trash from former Soviet republics already, importing American pigs is detrimental

So keep him out of any former USSR country, less he breed a race of pigmen that would threaten Putin?

 

[FiveStarAce]

How am I living in the world where Ralph is somehow being more of a man than Nick Rekeita. He's not seething in this at all (unless I missed something), and he's recognizing just how fortunate he is to have been offered the deal. What planet am I on right now

Ethan Ralph (NOT REGISTERED Sex offender) spend more time in court rooms than the shyster fraud balldo rekieta. He ralphafinessed the bullshit judge with the good ol' christmas Letter trick to make him think that Ralph is just retarded AND IT WORKED, BISH! WHAT A MARK!

No way he makes it a year without doing something retarded.