Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

It's official.

@Useful_Mistake posted the official deets of Ralph's plea deal here.

- 1 year unsupervised probation.
- 90 day jail sentence (it's all suspended though for up to 1 year).
- $500 fine.
- $89 court surcharge.
- Warrant will be quashed.

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All of that shit so that he could get a photo with three degenerate crackheads. Was it worth it doing Nick and Juju's bidding, Ralph?

SMH.

Oh, also... ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!

Let's break down Ralph's venture to Minnesota--

Gains:
-1 photo with some retarded losers who aren't even his friends
-a page full of chicken scratch notes nobody cares about

Losses:
-$600
-1 year probation
-1 passport
-two full days of travel time sleeping in airports
-dignity

 

[Captain Manning]

Edit: breaking news while I was typing this : “Warrant will be quashed” - so they’ve given him that. Was it in return for something like the above or did they just take pity on him after his pleading letter?

I think if there were ratting, he would have gotten a better deal. This seems almost boilerplate for the offense. @Jump watched the Killstream where Ralph talked about this, and Ralph seemed low energy. Of course they would quash the warrant after a guilty plea and sentencing. Why wouldn't they? There would be no point in having an active warrant if the plea doesn't involve incarceration.

My take on this is that Sterns County doesn't really care outside of Ralph disobeying a judge's order not to record the procedings. Sorry guys.

What remains to be seen is if he's gonna have buyer's remorse about this, and start ragepigging at Rekieta for not being his lawyer (protip Ralph: You wouldn't want that).

 

[AltisticRight]

The lack of Drex throughout all this was surprising to me. Unless I missed him popping up somewhere.
Did Nick perhaps replace just him with Aaron? Only to lose both in the end?

He lost both of his bulls.

 

[Melty Butter]

I wouldn't believe Keanu if she said the sky was blue without checking for myself. Truth always takes a back seat to trying to make herself seem relevant.

She addressed that, repeatedly, if it matters. She said she's never done anything for clicks and views regarding April.

I mostly believe her for two reasons:

1. Geno has hated Nick with a passion for some time. On that stream, he (once again) yells from offscreen a bunch of stuff about what a drugged-out disgusting slimeball Nick is.
2. The "I did everything for a specific reason" statement suggests to me that she was trying to publicly smoke out Nick about controlling April. Keanu was pretty successful if that was the goal. For at least 3-4 days, the conversation here, on Twitter, and in many streams focused on Nick's efforts to isolate her. It's now the going assumption in the public discourse.

Ironically, Keanu could be a useful idiot for Aaron's goals. It sounds like they conspired for her to go public. If so, fine. The more Nick's smarmy behavior can be publicized the better.

Separately, April's lawyer seemed competent in the Zoom hearing. I hope that she's getting the best advice. There's an easy solution to resolving her charges.
....

A correction. This person's comment on April's recent IG has reemerged. (IG can be strange about what comments show up. It may have been my mistake.)

 

[drsb]

Let's break down Ralph's venture to Minnesota--

Gains:
-1 photo with some retarded losers who aren't even his friends
-a page full of chicken scratch notes nobody cares about

Losses:
-$600
-1 year probation
-1 passport
-two full days of travel time sleeping in airports
-dignity

I don't think he has any dignity, so no big loss there!!!!

 

[northstar747]

Drex stopped showing up, which lines up with Nick's sharp decline. Supposedly Drex just got busy, but it seems an incredible coincidence if so.

For all the shit we gave Drex.

He's a blackman. He saw how well off nick was, he saw nick get millions he tried to get in on the MGTOW/MANOSPHERE grift years after it peaked.

Thats what really fucked him, I fucking watched Drew live on nicks stream years ago tell the Imessage Ipad store about a daughter and her mom, and the way he spun it then was,

"I thought I deleted the messages but fucking Icloud on the Ipad brought them back"

I wasnt too judgemental because I figured it was just blacks being blacks, but his trying to justify a scumming thing just made it worse

anyway that black dude understood that him being anywhere near cocaine was gonna end badly for him, and I would also bet nick lashed out at him as well.

 

[BigPeanut]

It's official.

@Useful_Mistake posted the official deets of Ralph's plea deal here.

- 1 year unsupervised probation.
- 90 day jail sentence (it's all suspended though for up to 1 year).
- $500 fine.
- $89 court surcharge.
- Warrant will be quashed.

View attachment 6714046

All of that shit so that he could get a photo with three degenerate crackheads. Was it worth it doing Nick and Juju's bidding, Ralph?

SMH.

Oh, also... ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!

Name daddy gave him: DENIED AND NOT RETURNED!

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

-dignity

He didn't have any to begin with.

 

[Captain Manning]

She addressed that, repeatedly, if it matters. She said she's never done anything for clicks and views regarding April.

Oh, bull fucking shit.

The "I did everything for a specific reason" statement suggests to me that she was trying to publicly smoke out Nick about controlling April. Keanu was pretty successful if that was the goal. For at least 3-4 days, the conversation here, on Twitter, and in many streams focused on Nick's efforts to isolate her. It's now the going assumption in the public discourse.

Did you forget that before all that she was gloating about Aaron's arrest?

Here's a refresher:




I'll lay it out for you...

Compound Media imploded. She thought she could achieve success by being yet another Steel Toe alog, like so many Cumia worshipping bottom feeders before her (Melton and the Dabbleverse). Unfortunately for her, Rekieta's an absolute trash fire, that's getting worse all the time, and there's no money in sticking up for him or his two crackwhores (anyone here could have told her that). She now realizes the error she made, and is trying to change course before shit gets worse for the denizens of Casa de Balldo and the Balldoguards are left with nothing.

Simple as. Her principles are about as big as her tits. Fuck Keanu.

anyway that black dude understood that him being anywhere near cocaine was gonna end badly for him, and I would also bet nick lashed out at him as well.

TL;DR, despite all his other faults, black dude Drex is actually the smartest guy in all this when it it comes to drugs.

Meanwhile, all the white people in Nick's sphere are acting like absolute ghetto niggers.

So, if you're reading this, and are black, feel free to laugh at all the dumb crackers in the Balldoverse. Reminder that Nate is also black.

 

[Fapcop]

Let's break down Ralph's venture to Minnesota--

Gains:
-1 photo with some retarded losers who aren't even his friends
-a page full of chicken scratch notes nobody cares about

Losses:
-$600
-1 year probation
-1 passport
-two full days of travel time sleeping in airports
-dignity

Pretty sure that Racketts also let him do a semen dump in April.

Just think about it. Ralph is dumb but he’s been around the block. He knows Rekieta is done for, and there’s no gain in him attaching himself to that trainwreck. Unless Nick let him know that April thinks he’s super cute and would totally give him a blowie if he showed up and bullied some NERDS on Nicks behalf.

 

[2005 Honda Civic]

Gains:
-1 photo with some retarded losers who aren't even his friends
-a page full of chicken scratch notes nobody cares about

Losses:
-$600
-1 year probation
-1 passport
-two full days of travel time sleeping in airports
-dignity

5 bars dayz, bish

 

[not william stenchever]

Pretty sure that Racketts also let him do a semen dump in April.

I want to not believe this but she is the platonic ideal of an ignorant slut.

 

[SakuraRose]

Let's break down Ralph's venture to Minnesota--

Gains:
-1 photo with some retarded losers who aren't even his friends
-a page full of chicken scratch notes nobody cares about

Losses:
-$600
-1 year probation
-1 passport
-two full days of travel time sleeping in airports
-dignity

I thought Ralph's case was to do with streaming Aaron's Zoom court appearance, and not anything to do with when he went in person to watch one of Nick's in-person court appearances (and scuttle away from people asking him his name, like a frightened chihuahua)? Did I get that wrong? Just that I've seen a lot of people associating the trip to La Casa Rackets with this plea deal when I thought it was purely to do with re-streaming Aaron's one.

 

[AnOminous]

Gains:
-1 photo with some retarded losers who aren't even his friends
-a page full of chicken scratch notes nobody cares about

Blustered about how he was gonna dox everyone and they should be afraid, but then some Toe talked to him in the street and he denied the name his daddy gave him.

 

[Captain Manning]

Pretty sure that Racketts also let him do a semen dump in April.

FYI, the Farms has a term for that: Gunted. If you believe that happened, you would say that Ralph gunted April.

I thought Ralph's case was to do with streaming Aaron's Zoom court appearance, and not anything to do with when he went in person to watch one of Nick's in-person court appearances (and scuttle away from people asking him his name, like a frightened chihuahua)? Did I get that wrong? Just that I've seen a lot of people associating the trip to La Casa Rackets with this plea deal when I thought it was purely to do with re-streaming Aaron's one.

It's the Aaron case he re-streamed and led to the warrant, yes.

But the fact remains that the only real thing he has to publicly show for involving himself in any of this bullshit is a lame picture with three cokeheads.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Actually it was about a year before the arrest that Drex stopped showing up, which lines up with Nick's sharp decline. Supposedly Drex just got busy, but it seems an incredible coincidence if so.

I thought Nick was salty at some point bc Drex was mad about something / which ofc was Drex's misunderstanding, not anything Nick did.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

I thought Nick was salty at some point bc Drex was mad about something / which ofc was Drex's misunderstanding, not anything Nick did.

...And, unless I misunderstood, Drexel and Nick also fell out many years ago over a "misunderstanding" as well. Seems like an odd pattern. History repeating itself!

 

[repentance]

The "I did everything for a specific reason" statement suggests to me that she was trying to publicly smoke out Nick about controlling April. Keanu was pretty successful if that was the goal. For at least 3-4 days, the conversation here, on Twitter, and in many streams focused on Nick's efforts to isolate her. It's now the going assumption in the public discourse.

This sow spent months telling everyone that Aaron abused April and now she's trying to make nice with him. She traded on her "inside information" every chance she got even though she and April weren't even real life friends.

If she no longer believes April was telling the truth about Aaron, why does she believe that April is telling the truth about Nick? She's just repeating the same behaviour. She's a drama whore, pure and simple.

 

[keke]

She thought she could achieve success by being yet another Steel Toe alog

Insane sentence. Aaron is boring as fuck, the Nick stuff is the highlight of his career entertainment wise. The a-logs predate that.

Aaron reconciling with Keanu proves he is the ultimate cockroach. He never goes away. He is never impeded. He exists everywhere and nowhere. All the coping Nick does about how he doesn’t care about anything but with Aaron, it is probably actually true, in a brain-damaged sense. Another win for the toe.

 

[Melty Butter]

Oh, bull fucking shit.

She's a drama whore, pure and simple.

Your evidence is rather overwhelming. I'll take the L.

Speaking of, the first 47 min of STMS today addressed it (kind of). Keanu called in. Aaron and Keanu debated if she actually apologized to him. Funnier to me was how many times (at least 5) Aaron shouted out the Farms. He said that being called a retard finally got to him. As a result, he shut up about the legal details of his case (mostly true). (@Useful_Mistake, please don't flog me. This is not Nick-specific.)