Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

[Useful_Mistake]

It was a $587 fine? Was this after making a deal with the judge, or was that always an option?

The fine is part of the deal, among other requirements. You can see them here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralph-fugitive-from-justice.204464/post-19999868

 

[Windy Moors]

Guess you could say they bet the farm
on me being imprisoned...

The entire Kiwi Farm.
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

ANTI-ME COALITION STATUS: OWNED

 

[CircuSphere]

I expect another front page feature if he actually pays it, lol.

 

[not william stenchever]

I wanted him to do something stupid.

Have patience my friend.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ralph actually resolved a case more or less in his favor. Ralph is a better lawyer then Nick.

I guess that proves alcoholism isn't what's holding Nick back, and we know lawyers functioned fine in the 80s so it isnt the coke either.

Maybe Nick is just not a very good lawyer and only got his law degree so he can say he's a lawyer and sound more important than just being the beneficiary of a fortunate and wealthy background.

 

[Desktop User2]

Ralph actually resolved a case more or less in his favor. Ralph is a better lawyer then Nick.

TBF, Ralph´s case was pretty simple. He did awful things during his life but he has never had such disregard for society, decency and his family as Rekieta does, every day. Ralph is morally and ethically superior to Rackets, that´s why he is free, bish! GOD´S PLAN!!!!!

 

[Drip Torch]

I wanted him to do something stupid.

Let him cook. This is Retard Ralph, it will happen.

 

[spacekatguy]

Even a manchild can be an adult sometimes

 

[TheTractor]

I bet the holler alert in merida was sky high after that unwordly ''Suweeeee''.

You deserved you torta Ralph, well played.

Meanwhile in Minnesota....

 

[MadStan]

Most of us would take having to pay a fine as an L. For Ralph in bizzaro world, this is a great result.

Now he is free to cross the border as sees fit to get into more trouble.

 

[hawkisnight]

Courtroom Operator Ethan Oliver Ralph strikes again! Maybe Nick should hire Ralph?

 

[CryptoHermit]

 

[Path Wanderer]

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So Ralph was right that he could just pay the fine (though there was more to it than that) afterall

 

[Pussy Destroyer]

Maybe Nick is just not a very good lawyer

What?! How dare you, that's impossible!

 

[Cornfed]

So if he does not pay this in a timely manner the arrest warrant will be renewed, along with possibly another contempt charge. Don't give the gunt a dub too soon.

 

[AltisticRight]

Looks like someone has more courtroom experience than Nick Rekieta.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

$589? That’s a Ethan Ralph fried chicken lunch.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph thinks taxes and school fees are optional, so we'll have to wait and see whether he takes the same view on court fines.

 

[BlackDragoons]

The fine is part of the deal, among other requirements. You can see them here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralph-fugitive-from-justice.204464/post-19999868

Correct me if I'm wrong but it says 90 days of jail time.

This true?