Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

These days when I see goatse it's like seeing an episode of Goosebumps being rerun on TV. Something you used to think was scary, but is now just kind of whimsical and nostalgic. I must've been 12 or 13 when I first saw it too. This shmorky stuff is far more horrifying. Goatse is a victimless crime by comparison.

That is a beautiful sentiment my friend.
 
sorry I've been gone but I tend to avoid 99.999% of the internet in general and stay in my bubble of Youtube Lifetime Network movies as long as possible.

Lies, foul lies.

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But it's okay. Our feelings aren't that hurt.
 
I've decided that after the horrible realization that Lowtax gave his kids a "were you raped" chat and having this thread go 100% heavy the only way Shmorky's thread can become funny again is if he goes full on Nick Bate deviant and just start doing horrible klurf hentai like a maniac

like this guy


COME ON SHMORKY DO IT
 
become funny again

I'm actually laughing my ass off thinking about somebody trying to find out if Shmorky raped their kids because it's not enough to ask "Hey did that yarnwig lump of a failed human put his dick in you" because we know Shmorky doesn't put his dick in things, so you have to start thinking about how he'd go about molesting them and listing them off like a checklist.

Like "Did Shmorky check your underwear for poo" is a question I'm pretty sure tax awkwardly asked his kids, and I'm sure it was just one question in a long-ass list of things the poor motherfucker had to think up. And it's kind of hilarious picturing him with his brow all screwed up staring into the face of his innocent sweet little angel and forcing himself to say "Okay well uh... uh... did he ever like... I dunno, ask you about your farts?"
 
I don't think Shmorky and Sandypants are the same person. I think it's more likely that Sandypants is another artist in the diaper fur community who looks up to Shmorky, hence the content being similar but the style being different. The voice acting request definitely came from Shmorky but I think it may have been on behalf of Sandypants (i.e. Sandypants needed a female voice, didn't want to use her own, and asked Shmorky who then emailed the voice actress). The main reason I think this is it doesn't make sense for Shmorky to come up with another artist persona specifically for his fetish art and then continue making fetish art in his original, well-known style.
 
No but seriously why in the hell would @Lowtax leave his child with a diaper shitting pedo
I never left the kids alone with shmorky, but it was better safe than sorry, I didn't want them coming up with repressed memories a decade later about how Yarnwig McFurryfuck checked their undies for poo poo
tbf shmorky seems like is the kind of guy crowds would part around in Disneyland. And not just because of the smell...
 
I don't think Shmorky and Sandypants are the same person. I think it's more likely that Sandypants is another artist in the diaper fur community who looks up to Shmorky, hence the content being similar but the style being different. The voice acting request definitely came from Shmorky but I think it may have been on behalf of Sandypants (i.e. Sandypants needed a female voice, didn't want to use her own, and asked Shmorky who then emailed the voice actress). The main reason I think this is it doesn't make sense for Shmorky to come up with another artist persona specifically for his fetish art and then continue making fetish art in his original, well-known style.
You're forgetting that the klurf diaper porn came several years later, and that the email specifically stated "I'm pretending to be a girl online"
 
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