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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Between this and their lack of permits to film, that's why they have a hard time keeping the stream going. They won't be allowed to stream inside anywhere. LV is a lot more friendly towards edited videos because you can blur other customer and blur or clip out security features like cameras, guard posts, and employee entrances and exits that may or may not lead to high roller areas, counting rooms, or vaults. BUT YOU NEED A PERMIT FIRST or you will find yourself unwelcome in most places.
It's amazing how they forgot to research that little detail.
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I mean she's white, not fat and better looking than Nifty.
Bossmanjack is a gambling addict who is famous for being a gambling addict, Marky is a girl sam fucked a long time ago who is nuts, and MATI is a show the owner of this site does. (Mad at the internet)
From what I've heard about Sam's exes, him getting with Mizzy would be the good ending. I ship MizzStriker.
 
Marky is a girl sam fucked a long time ago who is nuts
Slight correction, Marky is a girl sam fucked a long time ago who was (probably) 16. Which is technically legal in RI but still pretty gross since Sam was pushing 30 at the time. To my knowledge she's never actually come out and said anything against him. The girl who's nuts is Channing, a different ex of Sam's who's been trying to use the Marky info to discredit Sam for several years now to little effect (because she's a fucked up junky and generally nobody cares what she has to say).
So to more accurately answer the question, Markyposting is when someone in any Sam Hyde related thing says anything referring to her, which tends to fluster and piss off Sam.
 
Slight correction, Marky is a girl sam fucked a long time ago who was (probably) 16. Which is technically legal in RI but still pretty gross since Sam was pushing 30 at the time. To my knowledge she's never actually come out and said anything against him. The girl who's nuts is Channing, a different ex of Sam's who's been trying to use the Marky info to discredit Sam for several years now to little effect (because she's a fucked up junky and generally nobody cares what she has to say).
So to more accurately answer the question, Markyposting is when someone in any Sam Hyde related thing says anything referring to her, which tends to fluster and piss off Sam.
I say she's nuts not because of anything she's said about sam, but because she used to snort, laugh, and breathe heavily on purpose in his videos she recorded so people would hear her.
 
How do you make it on to this site and onto this thread without knowing what MATI and markyposting are?
I originally got on Kiwifarms because of DSP. I know that Null is the guy who runs the site, but had no idea he had a show. Im now guessing Marky is the bloody girl in that picture lol. I think thats the sign of a good forum, tons of different ways to hear about it. Cant believe message boards fell out of style.
 
Slight correction, Marky is a girl sam fucked a long time ago who was (probably) 16. Which is technically legal in RI but still pretty gross since Sam was pushing 30 at the time. To my knowledge she's never actually come out and said anything against him. The girl who's nuts is Channing, a different ex of Sam's who's been trying to use the Marky info to discredit Sam for several years now to little effect (because she's a fucked up junky and generally nobody cares what she has to say).
So to more accurately answer the question, Markyposting is when someone in any Sam Hyde related thing says anything referring to her, which tends to fluster and piss off Sam.
I've heard that Channing was barely coherent and probably high when she discussed the allegations on MATI. Or was it Turkey Tom? Either way it was on some internet drama podcast.

But why does Sam have the hots for BPD trainwrecks like her? He's the king of not practicing what he preaches.
 
I've heard that Channing was barely coherent and probably high when she discussed the allegations on MATI. Or was it Turkey Tom? Either way it was on some internet drama podcast.

But why does Sam have the hots for BPD trainwrecks like her? He's the king of not practicing what he preaches.
Sam is the type of guy to think being a BPD trainwreck is how all women are, counter the evidence of his eyes. He is surrounded by people in great long-term stable relationships like Nick.
 
I've heard that Channing was barely coherent and probably high when she discussed the allegations on MATI. Or was it Turkey Tom? Either way it was on some internet drama podcast.

But why does Sam have the hots for BPD trainwrecks like her? He's the king of not practicing what he preaches.

It was MATI and she showed up drunk and became more drunk as Josh tried to let her explain herself, it was a train wreck and Josh cut if off early.
 
But why does Sam have the hots for BPD trainwrecks like her? He's the king of not practicing what he preaches.
Sam was raised by a single mother. He has no concept of what a healthy relationship looks like. Watch his old videos fucking with his mom to see what his life was like until he moved out.
 
I've heard that Channing was barely coherent and probably high when she discussed the allegations on MATI. Or was it Turkey Tom? Either way it was on some internet drama podcast.

But why does Sam have the hots for BPD trainwrecks like her? He's the king of not practicing what he preaches.

It was MATI and she showed up drunk and became more drunk as Josh tried to let her explain herself, it was a train wreck and Josh cut if off early.
 
And that's the crux of the issue. A woman like Binx brings very little to the table besides her looks and ability to talk in depth about video games.
For some that would be enough. They can cook their own food, clean their own house. They just want someone to play games and have sex with.
I originally got on Kiwifarms because of DSP. I know that Null is the guy who runs the site, but had no idea he had a show. Im now guessing Marky is the bloody girl in that picture lol. I think thats the sign of a good forum, tons of different ways to hear about it. Cant believe message boards fell out of style.
Imagine if they did the haunted tank with DSP and Fatty. Which would flee the tank first?!
 
Sam is the type of guy to think being a BPD trainwreck is how all women are, counter the evidence of his eyes. He is surrounded by people in great long-term stable relationships like Nick.
Could be that something about him just keeps attracting crazy. Maybe his first GF ever was a cluster B trainwreck and he's been chasing that "high" ever since. Pattern recognition isn't just for racial crime statistics and applying it to relationships could do him wonders.
It was MATI and she showed up drunk and became more drunk as Josh tried to let her explain herself, it was a train wreck and Josh cut if off early.
Sounds about right. All I know about this is from some youtube comment somewhere.
 
For some that would be enough. They can cook their own food, clean their own house. They just want someone to play games and have sex with.

Imagine if they did the haunted tank with DSP and Fatty. Which would flee the tank first?!
DSP would leave first, he would think hes above it all. And he is. He has a household to manage.
 
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Alex is live right now in public (Archive)
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Chat is laughing at Alex for being at Denny's, Alex bitches about "bro do you think I eat out nice every night?". "I just left a wake and you guys to expect me to eat at [expensive restaurant]"
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  • Right now, Alex is looping. He calls Sam broke. Alex asks "If you doxxers are so smart, why haven't you doxed my other house or my mortgage".
  • Alex is putting together a e-sports team for Twitch
  • Chat asks Alex what he ordered, Alex replies with "My BBW"
  • Alex tires to show Jabba off, but Jabba doesn't want to be shown
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  • Jabba demolishes her crepes
  • Alex shows Jabba's ass
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  • Chat is asking Alex to meet up with Fishtank in Vegas
  • Alex thinks about it for a second, then says "Nah, they couldn't afford me the first time. They can't afford me this time"
  • Alex is still bitching about not being paid
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  • Jabba is starting shit with Alex, talking about her daughter
  • Alex is stood up while Jabba is sat down arguing
  • :story:
  • Alex got approached by a Discord group called "Fagtank" and spelled out the name on the stream. Alex calls himself a "not a PC baby" but willing to drop the faggot word
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  • dennyspoverty.mp4
  • Alex is ranting about his past CS:GO team while walking around this Denny's
  • Alex does not give a single fuck about anyone surrounding him
  • Stream ended. Alex said he was going to stream again once he got home
  • currently compressing the video will updoot post
 
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