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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Pitckus said:
I’m vaguely reminded of the Million Pity thread and I don’t like it.
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The funniest part (or horrifying, depending on your sense of humor) is the fact people were making monkey hate thread jokes in Alex's thread and nobody really took them seriously. Even though I seriously despise Discord, it's nice to know that I have exclusive access to Alex and his group of orbiters. I don't expect anything bad shit insane to happen, but it is Discord and I've seen almost everything at this point, so fuck it.

I don't want to believe it mainly because I don't want to know those monkeys were abused in any shape or form, but I seriously have a hard time putting monkey abuse past the 2 trailer trash retards that do nothing except bitch about the world and eat.
 
burt watches sam take mizzy on a date
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Ultrapenguin said:
I haven't watched the show, but so is fishtank now Sam Hyde and his crew going on a friendship tour with a small group of random psychos?
Is the whole thing a deliberate attempt to test the waters with some type of IRL streaming, or did they just decide they'd like buddies to travel around with funded by the viewers?

What a bizarre, depressing/wholesome/cringeworthy pivot.

As a non-viewer I'm more interested in whatever the hell is going on here at this point than the actual show itself.


And yet Hyde has not learned his lesson from Channing and continues to involve himself with insane women.
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If this is an actual guess you're a fucking retard who can't read context clues.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Those poor monkeys, they look so scared, and they're never doing normal monkey things. They're always frightened and holding onto his neck...
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Osama Bin Laden said:
I don't want to believe it mainly because I don't want to know those monkeys were abused in any shape or form, but I seriously have a hard time putting monkey abuse past the 2 trailer trash retards that do nothing except bitch about the world and eat.
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Maybe they're being clingy because Alex has been gone so much lately and they missed him. That's what I'm going to keep telling myself *quietly swallow the blue pill*
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Slight correction, Marky is a girl sam fucked a long time ago who was (probably) 16. Which is technically legal in RI but still pretty gross since Sam was pushing 30 at the time. To my knowledge she's never actually come out and said anything against him. The girl who's nuts is Channing, a different ex of Sam's who's been trying to use the Marky info to discredit Sam for several years now to little effect (because she's a fucked up junky and generally nobody cares what she has to say).
So to more accurately answer the question, Markyposting is when someone in any Sam Hyde related thing says anything referring to her, which tends to fluster and piss off Sam.
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Agares said:
I've heard that Channing was barely coherent and probably high when she discussed the allegations on MATI. Or was it Turkey Tom? Either way it was on some internet drama podcast.

But why does Sam have the hots for BPD trainwrecks like her? He's the king of not practicing what he preaches.
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Just to add this. Markys on twitter and not that long ago basically said she's moved on with her life and just isn't interested in any kind of drama about it.
What I took from that is there's really no hard feelings there between her and Sam. I'd imagine she's probably gotten plenty of shit from Channing and had plenty of opportunities to drag Sam if she wanted to, but she never has.

As for Channing, I don't think she's an ex of Sam's, as far as I know she was just an employee that got fired and has held a grudge ever since.

I'm thinking that her situation was similar to that guy - I think his name was Don Jolly - where Sam fired him because he wasn't pulling weight and there was a bunch of Drama around it. But Jolly just kind of went away, while Channing has been batshit insane ever since,
 
SHIGGSHOGG said:
Burner accounts, burner numbers, fake names, different outfits, and different locations were a must at that point of my life. Best enjoyed in a different county or state while maintaining zero ties to yourself, but really not a long term thing you can do
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Mmmm... Berlin girls... nothing for "Mr John Adamston" from Ohio City, Ohio to fear the long term consequences of.
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