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Why is it that so many pooners seem to get this derpy look in their face that makes it look like they have Down syndrome?

The swelling of their faces from HRT combined with their under-developed chins and small facial features just does not do them any favors and this one looks lost as if she wandered away from her minder in public.

"Paging Alice! Your special needs individual has been found in the Men's lockeroom!"

"Oh Alexandria, sweetie, did you get lost? You know you shouldn't wander off like that!"
 
Why is it that so many pooners seem to get this derpy look in their face that makes it look like they have Down syndrome?
I think it's because their facial features end up looking (at best) as an underdeveloped man's, which is one of the things we associate with Down's. Pooners might pass "better" because testosterone is a hell of a drug for women, but they still don't develop into males.
 
Why do pooners all talk like 19 year old frat dude bros? 99% of men don’t talk like that. It’s like how troons have to wear leggings and skirts to be more “female.”
Same reason why troons emulate pre-pubescent girls, it’s not like their ’transition goal‘ is an 80 year old grandma knitting in a nursing home. Same way you don’t see pooners going around calling themselves names like Barry or Frank, it‘s all ‘youthful’ names like Elliot, Aiden, Kai, etc. They base their perception on the opposite sex on reductionist stereotypes, they want to live up to some caricature because fitting those ideals in their minds makes them more of the opposite sex. They have to overcompensate because they know deep down they’re living a lie. I think also a bit of it is that a lot of pooners are socially awkward/autistic so when they consume media they associate this ‘frat bro’ persona with the pinnacle of masculinity because that’s what’s shown in a lot of movies/tv shows and they try to act that out in reality… without realising that’s really not how it works. Kind of off topic but it’s kind of weird too, since a lot of the pooners I know are more docile and submissive than your average woman so it’s kind of a contradiction when they try and show ‘male aggression’ without having any male aggression whatsoever.
 
What the fuck happened to her pussy? Forgive my ignorance but I ain't never seen a gash like that, is she a rare white victim of FGM? Or has no labia and her fatness and pose is making it look weird? Where's her OUTER labia?
I have a medical degree, and I literally have no idea WTF is going on in that picture. That doesn't even look like any medical disorder I've ever read about.
I am a biofag not a medfag, so I can only speculate; but I wonder if this might also be a side effect of her HRT, as it causes the vaginal tissues and labium to atrophy, so it could have actually had a severe reaction in her case. Still, clitoral enlargement is usually a side effect but in this instance it could have caused the surrounding tissues to recede making the clitoris partially withdraw making it appear smaller than it actually is.
 
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I am a biofag not a medfag, so I can only speculate; but I wonder if this might also be a side effect of her HRT, as it causes the vaginal tissues and labia to atrophy, so it could have actually had a severe reaction in her case. Still, clitoral enlargement is usually a side effect but in this instance it could have caused the surrounding tissues to recede making the clitoris partially withdraw making it appear smaller than it actually is.
I'm personally wondering if she's had drastic labiaplasty, so that her vulva is reduced into a "bonus hole".
 
If you're gonna self delete use a 12 gauge.
Only real men use guns, so pooners will never have the balls to do it.
(Mowing down kids and suicide by cop don't count.)

like what they did to that Japanese guy who got irradiated, kept him alive to use him as a Guinea Pig.
I've heard this is not true, but I've heard conflicting information about why he was kept alive.

Here is an article that mentions it:
“I can’t take it anymore,” cried Ouchi. “I am not a guinea pig.”

But at his family’s insistence, the doctors continued their experimental treatments even as his skin began to melt from his body. Then, on Ouchi’s 59th day in the hospital, he had a heart attack. But his family agreed that he should be resuscitated in case of death, so the doctors revived him.

Commenters state this isn't true either:
He was not forced to be alive. At any point. He consented before he was placed on a breathing tube, and was still communicative afterwards - up until maybe a week before his death. There was an entire team of doctors who had gathered all over the world who met for 2 hour meetings every day to discuss how best to care for him, how it would be possible to make things any less painful for him. Since the very beginning, the lead doctor would meet with his family *every single night* to tell them all the important changes made and discussed that day.

Hisashi was consenting. His family was not ignorant, or forcing him to stay alive. The doctors were not, either.

Naturally neither the article nor commenters provide any reliable sources for their claims, and I'm having trouble finding any myself. I figure any real sources are in Japanese (Nihongofags please respond).

They did try an experimental procedure on him, IIRC a bone marrow transplant or something so his body could produce white blood cells, but this was because there was little else they could do, the same way cancer patients facing death might sign up for experimental treatments as a last resort. That's probably where the "guinea pig" claim comes from.

In any case I don't buy the whole "they tortured him" BS. This accident wasn't a secret and if that were the case it would've been internationally condemned and I haven't seen any evidence for that. Seems like YouTubers and other unreliable narrators making shit up for increased horror factor.

oh you're supposed to believe both of these women are passing as men, amazing!

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Those hips don't lie. :story:

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I smell a villain arc!

they associate this ‘frat bro’ persona with the pinnacle of masculinity because that’s what’s shown in a lot of movies/tv shows and they try to act that out in reality… without realising that’s really not how it works.
TIMs get their idea of womanhood from anime uwu shit but I've never given much thought to where pooners get their ideas of manhood from. I know yaoi is one but it seems like only some women are influenced by that. What the fuck are they watching, Will Ferrell movies? It's definitely some kind of media because real men don't behave that way, not even teens, so they're not using actual men or their male peers as references.
 
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It's as ethical as pooners trying to trick gay men which a huge amount of them feel is just fine.

"Women fear me
Fish fear me
Gay men won't have sex with me"

I'm imagining a pooner themed meme hat.
sounds like a haiku

All Women fear me
Fish fear me too, but sadly
Gays wont sleep with me
 
What the fuck are they watching, Will Ferrell movies? It's definitely some kind of media because real men don't behave that way, not even teens, so they're not using actual men or their male peers as references.
A lot of overly sanitised shows, I'm sure. A lot of Disney and Nickelodeon teen/tween shows that young adults today would have watched had 'funny (fat) guy friend' teen boy characters. They were funny and dorky and completely sexless, even when they are crushing on a girl. Jack Black types, lovable non-threatening guys who only make PC jokes and have catchphrases. And I think pooners never made the natural jump to shows for older teens where boys and men are portrayed more realistically. They watched Victorious and The Suite Life when they were 13, and they watched Victorious and the Suite Life when they were 18.
 
A lot of overly sanitised shows, I'm sure. A lot of Disney and Nickelodeon teen/tween shows that young adults today would have watched had 'funny (fat) guy friend' teen boy characters. They were funny and dorky and completely sexless, even when they are crushing on a girl. Jack Black types, lovable non-threatening guys who only make PC jokes and have catchphrases. And I think pooners never made the natural jump to shows for older teens where boys and men are portrayed more realistically. They watched Victorious and The Suite Life when they were 13, and they watched Victorious and the Suite Life when they were 18.
Nah, you're over thinking it. Your average troon or pooner has the emotional age of a nine year old, so that's how old they act.
 
Seriously, these are as close as you can get to pooner sculpture without literally making one of those beady eyed little pink freaks.
Tbh I don't get why the pooner meme caricature has shiny wet beady eyes, when actual pooners' eyes always seem remarkably dead and matte, like in a dead animal right before birds and insects find it. (Maybe except the insane ''lawyer'')
Great catch btw. What causes flipping a switch in a butches head, that she suddenly thinks she is a man? What's THE impulse? I mean, they used to be aware they can exist and style as unconventional girls and that's okay.
 
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Why do pooners all talk like 19 year old frat dude bros? 99% of men don’t talk like that. It’s like how troons have to wear leggings and skirts to be more “female.”
Its overcompensation and the fact they have zero baseline or knowledge of how the sex they are imitating actually thinks and feels. They're also often autistic or socially stunted so they get all their knowledge of what the opposite sex acts like from (usually bad) television, which means their LARP comes off as parody or a bad stereotype, so with Troons you get what my wife calls a "pornified parody of femininity" and with Pooners you get the obnoxious Frat bro act, neither is which is realistic but Gendershits have an extremely shallow and one dimensional understanding of what it is they are masquerading as, no theory of mind.
 
Its overcompensation and the fact they have zero baseline or knowledge of how the sex they are imitating actually thinks and feels. They're also often autistic or socially stunted so they get all their knowledge of what the opposite sex acts like from (usually bad) television, which means their LARP comes off as parody or a bad stereotype, so with Troons you get what my wife calls a "pornified parody of femininity" and with Pooners you get the obnoxious Frat bro act, neither is which is realistic but Gendershits have an extremely shallow and one dimensional understanding of what it is they are masquerading as, no theory of mind.
I think it also ties into the childhood sexual abuse traumas.

It can seem that guys like that not only don’t get messed around with, but the frat boy stereotype also signals someone who is in control of their sex life.
It’s 94.5% bullshit as most brash dude-bros barely get any action, but they talk a big game and of course pooners would be motivated to believe it.

Sometimes pooners, usually the short fat ones, seem to try to be how they think men should be, but that just leads them to be ignored as if they “pass” they just get taken for a short soft fat Nice Guy.
When they don’t pass, people just take them for a butch lesbian without the ball crushing attitude.

I can imagine a bunch of the former sort also trying to reinvent themselves as a manly door bro, if they don’t just retreat to tumblr.
 
They did try an experimental procedure on him, IIRC a bone marrow transplant or something so his body could produce white blood cells, but this was because there was little else they could do, the same way cancer patients facing death might sign up for experimental treatments as a last resort. That's probably where the "guinea pig" claim comes from.

In any case I don't buy the whole "they tortured him" BS. This accident wasn't a secret and if that were the case it would've been internationally condemned and I haven't seen any evidence for that. Seems like YouTubers and other unreliable narrators making shit up for increased horror.
Yeah Ive heard contradicting stories myself, the fact is even if they had kept him alive against his will they would deny it because it makes them look like monsters.
Its not so much they "tortured" him as their treatment and repeated interventions to keep a man with zero chance of recovery and in unimaginable agony alive, had the same result as torturing him.
The bottom line is with the radiation dose he took he was a dead man, hooking him up to a ventilator in the first place was inhuman and completely morally repugnant, he had no chance of recovery, the kindest, most humane, and moral way to act would have been to give him a massive opiate overdose, "to ease his pain" of course with the side effect that it would sedate him and depress his breathing so he passed peacefully.
You're not giving him the dose to kill him, you're doing it to sedate him, it just has the side effect of stopping his breathing.
He had no chance of recovery and was in a situation where he would only get worse, and at some point the way the radiation works meant that they wouldnt be able to get a line in because his veins wouldn't hold up.
Hooking him to a machine to force him to continue to breath, and repeatedly intervening when he went into cardiac arrest was the act of absolute souless cunts with zero empathy for the agony of a man who was going to die anyway.
 
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I think a part of it aside from everything else is there are a lot of girls for whom being a girl sucks and they imagine their personality traits and appearance would work better socially and romantically if they were boys. If you're insecure and shy on top of being not much to look at, a frumpy sense of style, and a propensity to pack on extra weight or on the opposite end being thin but stick shaped and awkward...yeah. That is the loser demographic of girls and women. They have a lot of anxieties about living up to life as a woman.

It's literally just the same reason a lot of incels go tranny. They pick the guy persona they believe to be the most likeable and attractive. Not understanding that that type was attractive to them during that time period because it was a fantasy of accessibility and ease of getting along with someone socially. The not too good looking, quirky type, and just wants to get along with everyone. A fantasy being accessibly is very female. As men don't necessarily need the fantasy to be achievable just to be a fantasy. So pooners go for the dumpy guy with personality and troons go for the high glam porn star.
 
I kinda hope this thread opens up future parents' eyes that trendy names will just make people think your son is a pooner. While the stereotype of every pooner being named either Finn, Aidan, or Asher is true, those are also popular baby boy names of the era.
Aidan is fine, Aiden is the pooner name. Remember: Aidens are maidens, Aidans are mans. For some reason WASP pooners and troons alike love to take Irish names and spell them wrong and fuck them up like a retarded trickster faerie. The sort of people who, if an actual Aidan or Caitlín or somebody moved in next door, would freak out about their house price falling and put up "no cold calling" signs to deter their new neighbours from badly tarmacking their driveway.
 
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