WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[KevJ]

What do you think the best case scenario is for Wings going into the future?

What do you think the best case scenario is for Wings going into the future?

He seems to be taking his best and only path. He's trash on his own, hes trash at cod, hes trash at everything solo. But keem seems adamant on carrying him to "success". So he'll be a shitty non responsive drug addicted solo streamer, and a podcast host until things get stale, and it will eventually die, or he will get kicked.

 

[Nanachi]

It's actually crazy how all Wings would have to do to turn his public image around is to pull a Nickocado and get in shape. People would go crazy over the guy who's always been fat pulling through. He wouldn't even have to get skinny, he'd just have to get past his current Jabba the Hutt physique.
But he'll never do that, because as we've learned over the years, if it takes a MODICUM of effort to do something, for Wings it's not worth doing.
Even attending the funeral of the relative he was closest to for most of his life was too much for him!
Seriously, if he dropped eating fastfood every day and actually used his dusty exercise machine, he could turn his whole career around. But good 'ol Wingo would rather eat Wendy's chili while being insulted 24/7 by 14 year olds on his stream. It's crazy how obvious it should be to him what he needs to do to fix his life but he never does anything, which is what makes it so infuriating.

 

[sharp lint]

It's actually crazy how all Wings would have to do to turn his public image around is to pull a Nickocado and get in shape. People would go crazy over the guy who's always been fat pulling through. He wouldn't even have to get skinny, he'd just have to get past his current Jabba the Hutt physique.
But he'll never do that, because as we've learned over the years, if it takes a MODICUM of effort to do something, for Wings it's not worth doing.
Even attending the funeral of the relative he was closest to for most of his life was too much for him!
Seriously, if he dropped eating fastfood every day and actually used his dusty exercise machine, he could turn his whole career around. But good 'ol Wingo would rather eat Wendy's chili while being insulted 24/7 by 14 year olds on his stream. It's crazy how obvious it should be to him what he needs to do to fix his life but he never does anything, which is what makes it so infuriating.

Ok

 

[TheRealSlimShady]

It's actually crazy how all Wings would have to do to turn his public image around is to pull a Nickocado and get in shape. People would go crazy over the guy who's always been fat pulling through. He wouldn't even have to get skinny, he'd just have to get past his current Jabba the Hutt physique.
But he'll never do that, because as we've learned over the years, if it takes a MODICUM of effort to do something, for Wings it's not worth doing.
Even attending the funeral of the relative he was closest to for most of his life was too much for him!
Seriously, if he dropped eating fastfood every day and actually used his dusty exercise machine, he could turn his whole career around. But good 'ol Wingo would rather eat Wendy's chili while being insulted 24/7 by 14 year olds on his stream. It's crazy how obvious it should be to him what he needs to do to fix his life but he never does anything, which is what makes it so infuriating.

go da fuk awn wit dat mess, he's is not even fat ok he is just big bonned

 

[SandyCat]

Even a divorce would be so underwhelming. People expect Wings to be devastated but being realistic we'd get like a floating head stream as Wings just says "it is what it is" and probably some gay episode of Lolcow Live where they have Kelly and Keem tries to make drama off their divorce (if the show still exists, that is). People forget that Wings doesn't feel anything anymore because he's so fucked up on SSRIs all the time, he's numb. If he didn't change after his last surgery, he never will.

I'm convinced he doesn't even love Kelly. I kinda feel bad for her. She may be uggo but she can do better than Wings. She should of taken up shoe baron's offer

 

[leeweesquee]

It's actually crazy how all Wings would have to do to turn his public image around is to pull a Nickocado and get in shape. People would go crazy over the guy who's always been fat pulling through. He wouldn't even have to get skinny, he'd just have to get past his current Jabba the Hutt physique.
But he'll never do that, because as we've learned over the years, if it takes a MODICUM of effort to do something, for Wings it's not worth doing.
Even attending the funeral of the relative he was closest to for most of his life was too much for him!
Seriously, if he dropped eating fastfood every day and actually used his dusty exercise machine, he could turn his whole career around. But good 'ol Wingo would rather eat Wendy's chili while being insulted 24/7 by 14 year olds on his stream. It's crazy how obvious it should be to him what he needs to do to fix his life but he never does anything, which is what makes it so infuriating.

He was born a lazy cunt, he will die a lazy cunt.

 

[Artaius]

So did Wings do anything interesting this month or is this it? He's fat.

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

Anyone interested in a limited edition, signed bust of Jason Blaha Wingo, for the low price of $500?

Spoiler

 

[Warm Lasagna]

He's trash on his own, hes trash at cod, hes trash at everything solo. But keem seems adamant on carrying him to "success".

Lmao, even in life he needs to be carried by his teammates. A poetic description of the sad fat sack of shit Wingo.

Anyone interested in a limited edition, signed bust of Jason Blaha Wingo, for the low price of $500?

Bro who fucking made those? They look nothing like him. I bet they even have a single chin.

 

[sharp lint]

So did Wings do anything interesting this month or is this it? He's fat.

Nope. I guess the medical scare is interesting if you're retarded

 

[ResignedCustodes]

So did Wings do anything interesting this month or is this it? He's fat.

Killed a deer with his 'elephant' according to him, saw it on a recent Breaking Banquet vid.

Other than that, just the usual mawds, oh my lawds, back of a ten dollar pill, coming bottom of the scoreboard while lecturing his team pimp bullshit. Oh, and being shitty to Kelly, but what else is new?

 

[KevJ]

Killed a deer with his 'elephant' according to him, saw it on a recent Breaking Banquet vid.

Other than that, just the usual mawds, oh my lawds, back of a ten dollar pill, coming bottom of the scoreboard while lecturing his team pimp bullshit. Oh, and being shitty to Kelly, but what else is new?

Yup trash cod game play. Miserable solo game play. Complaining about his lobbies like sbmm is the only reason he doesn't win. He's definitely gaining a fuck ton of weight. On lolcow he's a complete non factor. Still have no clue why he is there. Just completely boring.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

We can thank whatever M.D. is giving him that quadruple dose of Effexor for being so boring. Furthermore, his financial situation is no better, his social situation is no better, his sleep patterns are no better, and he keeps getting fatter; what exactly is the point of this? I thought these drugs were supposed to jump start you into a better life, and not to just stay on them indefinitely (wings has been on this shit for years), as you inflate to immobilizing levels of sheer mass. Also it kills his sex drive, which is depressing unto itself; though, maybe that is just as well judging by his weird statement about underage girls

Hello Mr. Phd guy.... It's not working.

 

[You'llGetCaughtUpInThe]

Bro who fucking made those? They look nothing like him. I bet they even have a single chin.

Linx, one of the new members of the LolCowQueens show.

 

[Nanachi]

what exactly is the point of this? I thought these drugs were supposed to jump start you into a better life, and not to just stay on them indefinitely

From the perspective of a healthcare professional, that means that they're working as intended

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Fat Kat Burnell appears on LCL?!

 

[Artaius]

Fat Kat Burnell appears on LCL?!
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Entering the transitional troon arc.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

I haven't watched Wings detractor content for many months now (he's boring af), just saw a Scummox video in my feed and to my surprise all the comments shit on Richard but all the comment replies defend Richard. What's going on? Why's there so many Richard simps now? Any mention of wings being a verifiable pedophile and a scammer leads to a bunch of replies that are all "you don't know anything!" "Well you have no friends!" "You're stupid and dumb" "no proof of being a pedo"

Please give me a >quick rundown

Killed a deer with his 'elephant' according to him, saw it on a recent Breaking Banquet vid.

Other than that, just the usual mawds, oh my lawds, back of a ten dollar pill, coming bottom of the scoreboard while lecturing his team pimp bullshit. Oh, and being shitty to Kelly, but what else is new?

Pretty much why I stopped keeping up with the richardsphere long ago

 

[Artaius]

Please give me a >quick rundown

Spoiler: Breakdown

Wings' sudden influx of white knights from this and last year come from new people discovering him after he got a boost in relevancy from Keemstar and boxing Boogie2988. Documentaries that were once more critical of Jordie's past took a turn to focus more on his trolls and their shady wrongdoings which caught of the attention of sleuths and newcomers to start looking at his story from a different angle. Specifically the allegations of pedophilia.

People started asking questions and they didn't really like the answers trolls were giving back cause all they would reply with is clips which everybody already knew about but they wanted answers. They wanted to know if he was really diddling kids cause that's what the trolls were saying he was doing. So the more people pressed the alogs on the issue about it the crazier the responses got.

Eventually the Discords get found. New people don't like what they see. A new opinion forms. The trolls are weird, obsessed and a little crazy. And that is because during all this drama they were doubling down and looking crazy. To count everything they did back in 2023 to this year would take too long but to keep it short they did a lot and most of it revolved around making new allegations every other month. People catch on quick what is going on and they start to voice themselves louder, saying they don't buy it. The trolls become more irate and aggressive which makes everyone trust them less.

Keemstar at one point finally gets to the root of it and also starts asking questions for these alogs. One of them folded, DFE and allegedly got arrested for swatting. More would come out and each time embarrass themselves in front of everybody. One fat guy with rotten teeth was talking about fighting Wings and showed off his obese MMA skills by punching the walls of his closet. Wings007 would go on Lolcow Live to 3v1 debate Keem, Boogie and Wings. He would fold and get booted from the call after Keem was left unimpressed. All of the other big, more notable alogs would go radio silent on the matter, preferring to speak only in the Discords and amongst their singular communities. And if anyone asked questions or didn't follow the established "fact" there would be bans or life ruination tactics used to shut them up.

People don't like Wings' trolls because they like Wings. They don't like what's going on in general. Even other long time viewers of the content would agree on this.

TLDR: Wings' alogs flew too close to the sun and got burned. Took themselves too seriously by becoming a crusade movement and spiraling into insanity.

 

[sharp lint]

Wings finally delivers some content at the emotional expense of his wife by telling her "your birthday doesn't matter that much".

Context:

Lolcow Live host are going to some paypigs wedding which happens to be the same date as wing's wife, Kelly. Naturally this upsets Kelly since wing's hates her and rarely hides it. He proceeds to tells her, live and in front of an audience of a few thousand retards, her birthday doesn't matter and he must fulfill his obligation to the paypigs wedding. She leaves the room emotionally distressed. 5/5 performance wingo.

Few more clips of wings trying as hard as humanly possible to monetize his wife's distress for his live stream. This fat cyborg literally can't comprehend emotion and I love it.

Wings is uninvited from the wedding and tells Kelly he's now free to focus on her birthday. She needs to stop being a sad bitch over nothing and be thankful wings found time to celebrate a day that doesn't even matter.