2024 Syrian opposition offensives - The first Syrian rebel offensive against Government forces since March 2020

[Testiculated Giraffe]

I read somewhere that Al Assad and his family landed in Abu Dhabi yesterday.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

So Putin is fucked 20-30 years from now when this massive megaconstruction project finishes. He must be quaking in his boots at this horrifically short deadline.

It would also need to run through Iraq or cut straight into the middle of the saudi desert and into Jordan. It ain't happening

 

[Camel joe]

So Putin is fucked 20-30 years from now when this massive megaconstruction project finishes. He must be quaking in his boots at this horrifically short deadline.

Hell yeah he is

 

['Ole Dente]

It's more likely that the ferals start killing each other within a year of overthrowing Assad and some new strongman fills the vacuum. The damage they'll do to Syria in the meantime will be horrific, but I don't expect homo americanus to care.

It doesn't really matter if we care or not. Our government is either going to install a dictator that furthers our goals and becomes a giant fucking headache down the road....or the local people will install a dictator that becomes a giant headache down the road. Either way, there's going to be a dictator, there's going to be a headache. It's just how this shit works. The entirety of the world would be better off if we turned all these Islamic shitholes into glass craters but we don't. Again, it's just how this shit works.

 

[Ghostse]

As a Jew Jordan worries me from a safety pov. I've heard Morocco doesn't care about killing Jews because they're so from Palestine.

This is a really dumb take.

Jordan was the first country to break with "Pan Arabism", establishing secret relations with Israel via the US to the point during the Yom Kippur war Jordan told Israel exactly where it was deploying its rear-line units with a "plz no bomby" note attached.

The Palestinian sandniggers also tried to coup the royal family, and that has soured Jordan to any calls for Palestinian statehood because they understand just how much they are fucking snakes.

anyway, Jordan's king is legit popular; he claims direct descent from the child-fucking Prophet so criticism against him is extremely haram and why he was able to survive his turn at the Arab Spring and come out mostly unscathed. Again, due to Palestinians being absolute shit and Bashir's daddy giving tacit green light to the attempt to overthrow the monarchy, Jordan has no apetite for "pan arabism" and has joined in airstrikes against ISIS.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

There were massive protests in Syria last year, even in the capital, and that probably was beginning of the end. They weren't covered a lot by the media.

 

[ATandTism]

RIP to Basedsad; shame to see another non-zog nation fall to make way for Greater Israel

 

[Dude Snakes]

Oh fuck the CIA overthrew Assad, Libya went from a developing country into a thirdworld hellhole with open air slave markets. The non Muslims of Syria are in danger now. This is a BAD development.

 

[MG-34]

So Putin is fucked 20-30 years from now when this massive megaconstruction project finishes. He must be quaking in his boots at this horrifically short deadline.

Putin will be dead by then, but yeah Russia will become Moldova tier in the future.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

I'm beginning to think Assad is going to go missing in terms of what the public knows, if he does hide out in Iran or Russia for the rest of his days they'll probably just treat him like how Pakistan treated Bin Laden and hide him away somewhere.

 

[Camel joe]

anyway, Jordan's king is legit popular; he claims direct descent from the child-fucking Prophet so criticism against him is extremely haram and why he was able to survive his turn at the Arab Spring and come out mostly unscathed. Again, due to Palestinians being absolute shit and Bashir's daddy giving tacit green light to the attempt to overthrow the monarchy, Jordan has no apetite for "pan arabism" and has joined in airstrikes against ISIS.

Or maybe it's because get this:
The Royal family actually knows how to run a country?
I mean genuinely the fact that Jordan still exists and is relatively thriving is nothing short of a miracle
The current king's father king Hussein was given a country by the British that had:
1 mile of road
No natural resources
Was at war with Israel multiple times
And was literally just a random plot of desert with little to no water
And he managed to stabilize and survive the cold war and multiple coup attempts also I believe Hafez Al Assad tried to invade him that one time.
And you forgot the reason the current king survived the Arab spring is because the Protests were calling for democratic and economic reforms and you know what he did?
He gave them economic and Democratic reforms simple as that.
If only Assad did that lol.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Oh yay! A group of 'Moderate Muslims' with heavy arms have themselves a country to play with. I can't see this going wrong at all, nope, democracy! Freedom! Peace!

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Oh fuck the CIA overthrew Assad, Libya went from a developing country into a thirdworld hellhole with open air slave markets. The non Muslims of Syria are in danger now. This is a BAD development.

Of all the schizophrenic shit in this thread, this is one of the most schizophrenic takes.

 

[Camel joe]

Oh yay! A group of 'Moderate Muslims' with heavy arms have themselves a country to play with. I can't see this going wrong at all, nope, democracy! Freedom! Peace!

This is the equivalent of the Kim dynasty being overthrown stop being a bummer

Oh fuck the CIA overthrew Assad, Libya went from a developing country into a thirdworld hellhole with open air slave markets. The non Muslims of Syria are in danger now. This is a BAD development.

I'd say Libya is doing okay

 

[Dude Snakes]

Of all the schizophrenic shit in this thread, this is one of the most schizophrenic takes.

Assad is a Secularist the Rebels that took over fought with ISIS if they aren't ISIS themselves! Iran got FUCKED after that Islamists took over and now Syria may be heading that way. Syria has a bunch of Christians you bet if a fundamentalist Islamist government takes control they will KILL them! Assad was no angel but the rebels are worse.

 

[Camel joe]

Assad is a Secularist the Rebels that took over fought with ISIS if they aren't ISIS themselves! Iran got FUCKED after that Islamists took over and now Syria may be heading that way. Syria has a bunch of Christians you bet if a fundamentalist Islamist government takes control they will KILL them! Assad was no angel but the rebels are worse.

Syrian Christians protesting Assad^^

 

[WULULULULU]

This has to be the fastest collapse I have ever witnessed in my lifetime. I didn't get to witness the fall of the USSR so this is something in my life.

 

[bread n circuses]

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Syrian Christians protesting Assad^^

They protested Assad, I don't think they wanted Al Nusra to take his place.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Assad is a Secularist the Rebels that took over fought with ISIS if they aren't ISIS themselves! Iran got FUCKED after that Islamists took over and now Syria may be heading that way. Syria has a bunch of Christians you bet if a fundamentalist Islamist government takes control they will KILL them! Assad was no angel but the rebels are worse.

I honestly can't tell if this is satire or you're a lost boomer from Facebook.

 

[Camel joe]

They protested Assad, I don't think they wanted Al Nusra to take his place.

Jolani seems like a reasonable man though?