Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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Uh mandy you can't really hold the 'he hired a pedophile' thing over him when you were going to marry said pedophile.

Anyway, to add actual content to the thread instead of just further shitting it up, after a brief and worrying uptick, shmorky's patreon is back on its downward spiral:
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He was in Virginia when the ERPing was going on, yes. Even if you can't take him to court, it seems to me that it's within the realm of possibility that all this incriminating evidence would subject him to a search of his home and his computer. Wouldn't all this stuff count as 'reasonable suspicion'?

Possibly, I can't find any specific info on how they treat ERPs or sexting when there's no visual pornography or real life intentions involved. Real life intentions can be suspected even if there's no direct mention of them, though.
Obscenity laws could maybe come into play as well;
It is illegal for an individual to knowingly use interactive computer services to display obscenity in a manner that makes it available to a minor less than 18 years of age

https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos/citizens-guide-us-federal-law-obscenity
 
I do speed, weed, crack cocaine, DMT, ecstasy, and PCP while I post on this forum from the computer that's in my shopping cart with everything else I own in it that I push down the street while wearing men's shoes and 3 over sized coats and screaming at buildings, which is why I am just as bad as a pedophile who draws scat cartoon kiddie porn. Is that what you want to hear?

Actually I was just asking out of concern because you called a very addictive drug 'holistic medicine'. I was even going to hook you up with some recipes for various dopesick medicines that have worked for me in the past. I don't care what drugs you do but I like you enough to ask if you need help and offer it if it's wanted.

I have been informed that apparently Alucard aka Crazy Ass Psycho Bitch Mandy has been saying I take kratom, which I'd like to take a moment to adamantly deny. I had never even heard of the shit until packages from mysterious south American countries started showing up at our office and one day I opened one and saw a bunch of weird foreign language on a package full of what I thought was herbs or some crap for baking. Andrew (another employee) had no idea what it was either, so we looked it up and oh, it's a questionable mystery drug from the heart of the jungle! Yay! Shmorky's fucked up broad was ordering jungle drugs to our office!

Throughout the entire time she dwelled around the office blasting pink floyd and searching up "Jon Benet Ramsey + New World Order Murder" and real life snuff images (hey Mandy, you forgot to erase the hard drive of the computer you used), she was constantly asking me where to buy weed (I kept telling her I don't know cause I don't smoke it). Then she'd go back to searching for illuminati videos on Youtube, because that's what normal people do. If anybody wants her Youtube / Google browsing history for the time, I'll find the computer and dump it somewhere, it's all very interesting to see her embracing theories about how Jon Benet's murder is part of a Jewish conspiracy that us, regular, mere mortals cannot begin to comprehend.

Also a big "fuck you" to Mandy and all your harassment you caused me during your psychosis-fueled rants. You're a goddamn trainwreck of paranoid schizophrenia. Want me to upload all the nonstop text messages you sent to me, demanding I give my soul to Jesus Christ and how Shmorky never committed a sin and how God saw me rape an infant and it was filmed and sent to your father and his friends and the Jewish Cabal?

lmfao calm down. We know she's a schizo. Schizos say nonsensical fucked up things when they're on a psychotic break. None of this is news to us.

Now that you're on your anti-psychosis medication Mandy, feel free to apologize to me at any time for your repeated public accusations that I rape my own children, along with other children, to make secret video tapes that your father and friends distribute. It's weird, you claim you're on your pills now and sane, yet you've never even attempted to apologize to me for any of the crazy ass public shit you accused me of while you were kratoming it up and Dave was hiding your meds. If you're all better now and can see things so clearly, I would think you might want to maybe at least give the minimal amount of shit to apologize.

Dude, she already did. She ended up doing it here because you'd already blocked her everywhere else she could contact you at, but you lit out like a little bitch as soon as she showed back up so I did the mighty white thing and passed the apology along over twitter and you ignored it while your wife cordially thanked me and asked me not to contact either of you about her again. If you want to hide behind your wife's skirts from apologies that's fine but maybe don't try to convince us 'she never even attempted to apologise' because we are not idiots from Something Awful that you can lie to without it being immediately caught out.
 
@Lowtax , I'll give you my personal contact info if you want to take this the fuck outside, but I'm not shitting this thread up anymore arguing with you. I'm sorry that you kept a pedophile on your payroll for 10 years and had him associate with your kids, but that's not my fault, so don't take it out on me. I'm sorry numerous pedophiles and freaks turned up on your forum and the goon brigade harassed the victims and you never stopped to think "is what I have here a good thing?", but again, don't take it out on me. I'm sorry that you allow your children to have social media accounts before they're the proper age to do so and expose your kids to goons and randos on the internet, which is pretty much asking for harm to come to them, but that's not my fault. I already wrote you a lengthy apology earlier in the thread for the things I said to you when MY MEDICATION WAS TAKEN FROM ME. Grow. The. Fuck. Up. And yes, I do look up conspiracy videos and read books about conspiracies. I'm fascinated with them, actually. I write about them and make videos about them too, which is what those murder scene pictures were for. I listen to Pink Floyd and have a penchant for conspiracies, and I'd really love to know why that makes you more vitriolic than the pedophile you hired, but outside of this thread.
I have not created a single social media account for any of my children anywhere, but thank you for your SASS-fueled "apology" where all you did was regurgitate their insane talking points under the guise of an "apology." Here, let me try apologizing back: "sorry for bailing you out of jail when you beat up the pedophile you lived with and it took police from four different cop cars to get you under control, and afterwards you became convinced the entire town was anti-semitic and that's why you were pulled over and arrested and suing them for $90 million because you haven't been so traumatized since 9/11 and here's a photo of all the cut marks on your arms to prove it and your family is full of rich Jewish lawyers that will sue the shit out of them."

You said and did all that while you were still on your medication, dear. That was back when you were a Jew, not when you switched sides and decided you actually hated the Jews.
 
I have not created a single social media account for any of my children anywhere, but thank you for your SASS-fueled "apology" where all you did was regurgitate their insane talking points under the guise of an "apology." Here, let me try apologizing back: "sorry for bailing you out of jail when you beat up the pedophile you lived with and it took police from four different cop cars to get you under control, and afterwards you became convinced the entire town was anti-semitic and that's why you were pulled over and arrested and suing them for $90 million because you haven't been so traumatized since 9/11 and here's a photo of all the cut marks on your arms to prove it and your family is full of rich Jewish lawyers that will sue the shit out of them."

You said and did all that while you were still on your medication, dear. That was back when you were a Jew, not when you switched sides and decided you actually hated the Jews.

Make a thunderdome thread or calm down.
 
Heh, when have I even been portrayed flatteringly? I've been this way my whole life and I've heard it all. I actually came here because I came across my picture on a GIS search the other day and it lead here. I saw that Lowtax was following this thread and wanted to come and apologize.

This post was specifically aimed at Lowtax to try and explain the situation. Also I meant 'triggered' as in sparked/caused. I don't use baby bullshit tumblrisms either.
I fully understand, and I know I'm a generally unlikeable person. I just felt I needed to reg in order to set the record straight about a few things.

Firstly, I believe Lowtax follows this thread and I have tried several outlets to apologize to him and his family these last few months but I don't think any have gotten through. For what it's worth, I am sorry and was obviously in the wrong. I suffer from Bipolar and Schizoaffective disorder and psychotic episodes are an unavoidable part of my life. I've had quite a few over the years that have gotten me kicked out of schools, jobs, etc. Basically my mind just starts racing and I become very paranoid and develop strange ideas for a few months and afterwords I have little to no recollection of them. It's caused my memory to deteriorate and large chunks of my life are missing from my memory.

@Lowtax
 
Dude, she already did. She ended up doing it here because you'd already blocked her everywhere else she could contact you at, but you lit out like a little bitch as soon as she showed back up so I did the mighty white thing and passed the apology along over twitter and you ignored it while your wife cordially thanked me and asked me not to contact either of you about her again. If you want to hide behind your wife's skirts from apologies that's fine but maybe don't try to convince us 'she never even attempted to apologise' because we are not idiots from Something Awful that you can lie to without it being immediately caught out.
EDIT: (My wife said she received a similar DM from somebody saying the same thing, and she's not sure it was you) My wife told you all she had to do was unblock her on twitter if she wanted to apologize or get ahold of her. She didn't. Also my wife says she doesn't remember saying anything about "not contacting her again," so take that for what it's worth.
Okay well in that case, I accept the apologies and will not go on any further with any vendetta against Mandy. I never read or saw those, and no apologies were ever sent to any of my four email accounts or twitter, so it seemed as if minimal shit was given in any attempt to apologize. If I'm wrong about that, then so be it; regardless, I'll drop any Mandy shit.
 
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My wife told you all she had to do was unblock her on twitter if she wanted to apologize or get ahold of her. She didn't. Also my wife says she doesn't remember saying anything about "not contacting her again," so take that for what it's worth.

She told me nothing of the sort, and you knew full well she tried to apologise here because I directly told you.

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Stop lying to us. Liars have to remember every lie they've told because we sure as hell will.
 
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