Fruttasecca
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Italians were created when Greek pederasts conquered Troy so the inhabitants left for Italy where they invented civilization and BTFO the Gayreeks (this is what Romans actually believed). They eventually got bored of winning so to spice up things they gave the Germs and Gayreeks their own empires, to the surprise of no one they completely fucked everything up. Luckily they preserved Roman culture through the papacy so the Italians just reinvented trade, philosophy and art thus creating modern Europe. Getting bored again they picked up cooking and casually created the greatest cuisine in the world.No wops are an entirely different case alltogether.
Biologists believe they originated when intoxicated greek pederasts shipwrecked on the italian coast crafted a little boy out of garlic, olive oil, and salami grease and held together by discarded body hair. Eventually due to either being imbued with so much semen as to cause abiogenesis or wishing upon a star to become a real boy, it came to life and began to multiply out of control, and we remain cursed by their unholy existence to this day.