Off my chest: Why should I give a fuck about learning French/German/Spanish etc

> spain colonizes nearly as much of the earth as the brits
> english wins
> spanish speakers forced to learn english


lmao
English is a fairly easy language (when compared to some others of course), so barely anyone has any trouble learning it.

It's not a big deal.


@Joy Depression
I was intrigued by where you come from, and searched for a video on it. Do you really call cigarettes bifters? :story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_C4PDSfQJA
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You also have more fun words, love it. Beats learning French any day of the week.
 
My brother in Christ why are bothering with europoor languages that are useless in trade . Try egyptian arabic most popular dialekt for arabic movies, also maybe you should try Urdu or Hindu the language of your colonisers and future masters . Far better choice than anything else.
What arabic/egyptian movies, nigger?

Barely watchable military propaganda #7(I'm told you can apparently find a recent one about the EAF on Amazon Prime, which you can also find on youtube because lmao intellectual property), blatant ripoff of a western movie #80, pajeet tier action movie which somehow landed Mike Tyson(you think the Paul boxing match was bad, don't look up Pharoah's War)/Van Damme a role or slop tier comedy movie that if I were a pearl clutcher would 100% blame for the poor morals and ethics of the modern Egyptians since they're raunchier and lesser mannered than anything than anything not sponsored by the state and its "ethics and morals" ministry?

Or maybe you can go to the classics such as melodramatic overacted soap opera or melodramatic overacted 70-80s era spy/war thriller? (great themes though)
 
If you learn the language everyone growing up around you was forced to take a class or two in, you will seem smarter and more cultured than your peers.

Bonus points if you're a progressive because you can now talk "minority. "

Also aside from getting asspats it can be a way to better connect with a culture or with people. Good for travel or for building closer bonds. People like to talk in their native languages, and probably are the most articulate in them.
 
You should learn a based gigachad Celtic language like Gàidhlig, then you can learn exciting words like dìochuimhneachadh and experience grammer like "yeah, this word has an H in it now and the pronunciation changed, fuck you"
 
I learned 2 years of French in high school topped up with some Youtube and Duo Lingo.
If you have no passion for it and have to ask "what is the point" then you shouldn't be doing it. It's better to spend your time on something you're passionate about and where you can learn something new, ideally a skillset that can generate money.

Unless you go live in France or whatever for several years you're never going to come anywhere close to a native speaker so there's little point in investing your time into it unless there is some kind of reward you get out of it (hot french gf? can you get a job where it is useful? are you just passionate and interested in learning it and it brings you happiness?)

On top of that AI translation tools are pretty fucking kosher right now and are only going to get better - but if you want to have real conversations with people in their real language then go for that option.

Languages can be good for life experience and general knowledge in some cases but in others I think some people end up sacrificing their ability with the English language. You're British so you're obviously already at a disadvantage (because British people can't speak English) so if you're not passionate about other languages I would suggest to focus your time on the most widely accepted and valuable one (which is English). Become like really, really good at the English language through reading and talking and become very, very good at it instead of just being very good at English and average at some other languages you don't have any passion for.

Like all this duolingo/YouTube shit you do, you're not really going to make leaps and bounds unless you fully go into it - I guess if it interests you, you could just keep doing stuff like that as a hobby but if you're seriously questioning why you should even do it, then don't do it.

Whether you have passion or not for those other languages or you see value in them (like are you planning on ever living in France?) is totally up to you. And besides learning English and perfecting it (it is basically the main language of commerce) it is a very good idea to learn how to communicate very well. Like your OP was a bit too long for my taste, you could've shortened it a bunch.

Also: my own personal experience is that it can be more interesting to go to other places and not have a clue what their language is. You can have more interesting conversations and meet more interesting people that way and it can also have the opposite effect.
 
This may come of as mildly snobbish, but if you cannot converse fluently in Homerian greek you are a no-count. But if this is too difficult I would recommend old norse: In general the nouns are spoken with a sword and the verbs with an axe. It's an easy place to start for a beginner language snob.
 
I'd only learn German, Norwegian and Russian. Maybe French, Italian and Latin too. No other languages interest me, tbh.

The key to language learning is listening. I haven't studied German in over a year now, but because I've spent so many years listening to German I can still understand a fair amount of spoken German.

If you have no interest in learning languages then study something that doesn't interest you instead. You can pretty much go wherever you want in the world and there will be someone who will understand you (unless you've got a strong accent).
 
I'd only learn German, Norwegian and Russian. Maybe French, Italian and Latin too. No other languages interest me, tbh.

Lithuanian is the key to learning all other European languages (except finnish, hungarian and basque). Lithuanian has all the bronze age features like 3 genders, the 8 case infections etc.
 
I think Americans like me are cheated, in a way, by not having a foreign language taught in elementary (or earlier), when it's easier to learn. I had Spanish learning VHS tapes for my daughter before she was in nursery school, and she started French in elementary school, and French and Latin in HS. I took French in HS, 4 years, and I liked it a lot. We went to France in 2016, and while I was "OK" at *reading* French, and could decently understand some spoken French, I'd get all tangled up (mixing French and Spanish LOL) trying to speak it. While my daughter was pretty comfortable with it.

I felt like folks in Paris were incredibly patient and friendly with our efforts; at one café, the waiter handed us the English menu, but was cool when we asked for the French one.
 
Learning Taco is useful in the US, more so with every passing year, unfortunately.
 
We had an optional English class in third grade. Obviously I didn't pick it, you'll never see me volunteer, but then I got fucked next year when mandatory second language classes began and I was volunteered into German. As the school just had five years, we got moved into another for the remaining 4, and guess what, it's English again, only now everyone except us "Nazis" has a three-years advantage. Then 4 years later in highschool we had 2 foreign languages, English and either Spanish or German. The Spanish class was very coveted and had a cool teacher, the German was the opposite. First day of school, Friday, I get sick as fuck and can't attend. I go to school on Monday and get told that since I wasn't there to pick they helpfully made me face my goosestepping Nemesis yet again. Joke's on them, I still can't speak German, I am the joke.
 
Unless you go live in France or whatever for several years you're never going to come anywhere close to a native speaker

And even then you'd still need to make a point of actually speaking it.

On a Paris trip I went on a Segway tour. The instructor/tour guide was British too and barely speaks any French and isn't interested in doing so. Basically only tourists (who speak English) are the only people who go on Segway tours so he doesn't need French for work and since it's Paris he can get by speaking English in the city.
 
And even then you'd still need to make a point of actually speaking it.

On a Paris trip I went on a Segway tour. The instructor/tour guide was British too and barely speaks any French and isn't interested in doing so. Basically only tourists (who speak English) are the only people who go on Segway tours so he doesn't need French for work and since it's Paris he can get by speaking English in the city.
you've answered your own question, if you only ever do gay tourist shit then it's entirely sufficient for you to have the language skills of a gay tourist
 
My brother in Christ why are bothering with europoor languages that are useless in trade . Try egyptian arabic most popular dialekt for arabic movies, also maybe you should try Urdu or Hindu the language of your colonisers and future masters . Far better choice than anything else.
"Bro learn mandarin it'll help your career so much!"
>Jon Xina learns mandarin somewhat passibly
>Gets manhunted and dragged for being a sellout
Hmm
 
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