DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Will Smark Guys survive past WrestleMania 2025?

  • Yes

    Votes: 36 17.0%
  • No

    Votes: 181 85.4%

  • Total voters
    212
  • Poll closed .
This stream is absolutely miserable cause Phil is overanalyzing the game and doing nothing.
I feel like he is conditioned to do this, because it frustrates dents into advice-tipping. This is why he sucks as a lets player more and more as time goes on, it's all about tricking retards out of money and the more he does it the more he becomes trained to do it. My band teacher in HS used to say, "practice doesn't make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect." Everyday DSP does what that motto is meant to warn against.

He's definitely asshurt about Andy and Triple P,
I think it's "a work" (many of these paypig dents cycle socks so I don't think that means much). DSP has already attempted this with the FGC guy (I forget his name) where he hyped up a big MMA fight but was trying to privately conspire with him to give everyone DX crotch chops (instead of fight) like a couple of faggots. Well FGC guy was not a massive scheming faggot, but guess who is?... Our favorite Vegas Paypig Orgy goers, Chemo Casino. Additionally, PPP is a wrestling fan and wanted to do a wrestling show with DSP. Well this is the "show." Often in the pro wrestling biz, "works" don't turn into to "shoots" until somebody starts badmouthing someone's family in a promo. That's how you know the beef is personal.
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I know I'm too far lost when certain phrases or keywords only make me think of DSP. Like this just feels like a triple whammy
The word "robust" is ruined for me forever. He abuses language like IngSoc from 1984.
 
A good point was raised on the last TBS - if this is all friendly razzing, why doesn't Phil ever say anything bad about the Kino guys? It's not as if there's a shortage of material
A counterpoint to that could be: DSP has never been able to do banter. Remember how awkward he was during the original "Is that the Guy? Yea, It's the Guy!" clip? Banter is a social skill, DSP doesn't have those. He talks all his shit AFTER the person is banned or disconnected, which is probably what is coming in a few months when PPP gets bored of dunking on him. Plus, he's a hyper-narc, he likes all the attention to be on him all the time, even if it's negative attention.
 
Of course I am, why do you think I'm yelling at posters here all the time.
Jayde is the most interesting character left in chat as of now, to be fair. Phil really is never more amusing than when he does Jayde into normie language translations of the word vomits at this juncture. I get why some have empathy for him, but I have more antipathy for his baby sitters who allow him to watch Phil constantly than empathy for Jayde himself. That pity subscription Jayde pays for is way down the list of cringe things involved in his details, which is an outlier in Phil's paypigs generally in this modern-style era of goutosphere.
Additionally, PPP is a wrestling fan and wanted to do a wrestling show with DSP. Well this is the "show."
I didn't know this lore (or any of that lolcow flock really). Makes casinosisters even more autistic and pathetic as paypigs as they are literal retarded marks then. Who is their version of Jayde I wonder, now?
 
Jayde is the most interesting character left in chat as of now, to be fair. Phil really is never more amusing than when he does Jayde into normie language translations of the word vomits at this juncture. I get why some have empathy for him, but I have more antipathy for his baby sitters who allow him to watch Phil constantly than empathy for Jayde himself. That pity subscription Jayde pays for is way down the list of cringe things involved in his details, which is an outlier in Phil's paypigs generally in this modern-style era of goutosphere.

I didn't know this lore (or any of that lolcow flock really). Makes casinosisters even more autistic and pathetic as paypigs as they are literal retarded marks then. Who is their version of Jayde I wonder, now?
Yea, PPP wanted to do a kind of "Smark Guys 2.0" but DSP didn't currently watch wrestling and couldn't figure out how to. This is only a couple few months ago. All DSP cares about is fast food and e-clout (I include WWEC ranking in this). Even his past-beloved wrestling, one pop culture thing that could tether him to a social group, has been jettisoned for a more debased and weaselly way to get dopamine.
 
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Can you imagine Phil's freakout should he stop hitting the goals but still make like 100$ a stream? I mean he has been conditioned to hit 150$ each stream for months now. But if he has to scale down now it might hit him hard. And to think he was ok with 50$ a stream earlier his year.
He wasn't okay with 50 bucks a stream back then. That was 50 bucks in tips only. The scummy thing about Phil for years is that he wouldn't count memberships, superchats, etc, which hid them from the dent. There were times he was making 120 bucks in superchats then whining about 23 bucks in tips. Now that he counts everything, the transparency is now there to see how much money he's actually getting.
 
He will be playing indiana jones today. Here is my take on his inevitable predictive behavior:

I reckon well see around:
3 -- "see what i mean"s
3 -- " The game is unpolished man"s
112-- *Snorts*
3 -- "What were they thinking man"s
50 -- *Nervous seethe giggles*
27 -- Begs (veiled or disguised ones included)
103 -- *Self Soothing lower Lip bites*
0 -- positivity/accountability/adaptability

i may be off on a couple but this is my prediction

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Phail said that the next DSPahlitics will talk about the happenings in Syria. Can he even point to Syria on a map? Does he even know which continent it's on?
Even experts are extremely cautious right now to make any definitive statements or predictions about the situation in Syria. What the fuck does gout man think he has to add to it? Oh wait, he's just going to read articles of his local news station and react to them, won't he?
 
Phail said that the next DSPahlitics will talk about the happenings in Syria. Can he even point to Syria on a map? Does he even know which continent it's on?
I got a feeling on how this will go down.
1- he will mispronounce the name of the country and think it is in South America or something.
2-He will blame it on biden or he will say it started because of him without phil knowing it was going on for a decade now.
3-He will say trump will stop it.
4-He will stare off into space for a few mins until he goes onto the next topic.

at this point, he should just give up on politics. his whole shit is him ball washing trump and getting into shit he doesn't know about.
 
He will be playing indiana jones today. Here is my take on his inevitable predictive behavior:

I reckon well see around:
3 -- "see what i mean"s
3 -- " The game is unpolished man"s
112-- *Snorts*
3 -- "What were they thinking man"s
50 -- *Nervous seethe giggles*
27 -- Begs (veiled or disguised ones included)
103 -- *Self Soothing lower Lip bites*
0 -- positivity/accountability/adaptability

i may be off on a couple but this is my prediction

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Don't forget the signature *deep sigh* "oh my gahd" into a fake laugh
 
I might have missed this, but it's very apparent (because the roach can't help but disclosure his true intent) that he's obsessing over maintaining a certain level of support because in his mind he's still competing with Keem and his Lolcow Podcast. He thinks if "earns" the same or more than Keem's signing bonus, then he comes out the winner.

Reaching?
 
My prediction for Syria: Phil has no idea about the recent history of Syria (and of course also not of Syria during the Ottoman Empire, middle ages, Roman Empire, Persia, etc, but that's besides it). He probably wasn't even able to find it on a map a week ago, maybe will still mix it up with Iraq or Lebanon. He will not know the major factions or ethnicities in the country and their goals and allies. He will not know who the major foreign powers Russia, Iran, Turkey and USA were / are supporting and why. He will also have nothing to say about the role and interests of Israel.

So all in all, it could be very hard to watch because of the ignorance or very funny because of the complete lack of any substance but maximum confidence in the worth of his opinions.
 
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