Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Major]

I ask. Can a sober mind say such things? If it can, thats even worse

Nick hasn't been sober for three days in a row since he was 16 probably

 

[demicolon]

Transcript: Nick's the biggest victim here.
Friendly reminder that whatever Nick Lie the Balldo Guy says is worse than useless as it serves only to muddle the waters. So take all he said with a grain of salt. A big grain. Think "strap it to a mule to get it out of the salt mine" big.

 

[Light blue notebook]

Him and his kids are closer than ever?

Isn't that what cults usually says when one that escaped comes back and gets reeducated?

 

[Oxyjen]

care.
- Nick learned that Aaron lives in this moment and nothing past/present/future does not exist. Everything Aaron does bends toward serving this exact moment.
- Aaron has told stories where he is the hero. But the real hero in all of those stories was either Nick, Kayla or April. Aaron's brain changes out other people for himself in stories.
- Aaron's stories are "really weird"

Holy psychological projection, Batman!

Far out.

 

[Canard]

- Nick claims he has a whole bunch of evidentery issues that would cost a fortune at trial for the prosecution. So they have to make a deal with him as much as he has to make a deal with them.

What evidentery issues? Illegal drugs were there. If they had not tested as such in lab the case would already be gone... You can not get more slam drunk than it was...

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

People don’t have to pay your “Redbar is a Pedo too” tax to shit on Melton.

yes they do.

Without being able to process it, he immediately had to become Nick's therapist.

Dick has been around drug addicts literally his entire life, he was playing therapist to Sheun back when he was in high school and Sheun bribed him with booze to be his friend. Nick probably wasn't the first guy named nick with a cocaine addiction he talked to this week.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Nick claims that 1 in 5 children in the USA would test positive for controlled substance. The tests have a 15% error rate, at least. If you tested cops, they would all have results that look like drug users

 

[parsnip]

"Nick is way stronger than Aaron and was terrified of Nick's strength in real life. He looked into Nick's eyes and could not deal with him."

Fucking pathetic

I was expecting his next words to be, "and my dad could totally beat up his dad!"

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

- Nick does not keep a list of grudges against people. He just does not care because he barely talks to anyone, so people who hate him just go away. He has been really busy and ADHD, so he never kept in contact for anyone. He never asked anyone to defend him.

Didn't Nick send a sneedchat to a panel of lawtubers in which he called some of them out as "snakes"? If that's not a grudge, I'd like to know what is.
Also, "shower calls" and "shower texts" have become such a meme precisely because Nick can't keeps his retarded mouth shut.
He's not even trying to hide his lies anymore.

 

[Major]

Holy psychological projection, Batman!

Far out.

He's so in love with Aaron still. Like a jilted lover making up stories about his ex

 

[daffodils]

Nick claims that 1 in 5 children in the USA would test positive for controlled substance. The tests have a 15% error rate, at least.

The 15% number commonly posted online seems to go back to a psychiatrist named Dwight Smith who delivered a report at the American Psychiatric Association's annual meeting in 2010. I can't find the actual report, and most news articles don't give details about drug type and testing methodology. The one that kind of does suggests this is about "common immunoassay drug screens" (piss tests) and opiates. Also, the 15% is the upper bound for false negatives, false positives are only 5-10%.

One of the articles also contains this remarkable line:

Fellow researcher Petros Levounis of the Addictition Institute of New York also added, "cocaine is cocaine -- you don't get many false positives or false negatives."

I can't find anything about the 1 in 5 children claim, but this study with a large hospital sample only had 2% of black and less than 1% of white children test positive for cocaine.

I also stumbled upon this:

In this cross-sectional study of 511 emergency department and inpatient medical encounters involving a child with a positive drug screen, 47.7% were reported to CPS, and 11.9% resulted in out-of-home placement within 30 days; 43.6% of the children had a prior CPS report for concerns of child maltreatment.

Congrats Nick, you are in the top 12% of idiot druggie parents.

 

[AltisticRight]

- Nick went back to his "there are no victims in the case" argument and that there was no child endangerment in his case.

- The only issue for CPS was the presence of drugs in the home.

lol

- Nick takes shots at Kino Casino and says they did worse things.

Like what?
They had a degen party? You had multiples.
They shielded a nonce? You're friends with a few.
Nonce got outed, and they cut him off? You befriended one because he makes fun of your wife's bull.
Name a single fucking thing they did that was worse.

- Nick claims that 1 in 5 children in the USA would test positive for controlled substance.

Citation? Did he ever specify what a controlled substance is? Many vaccinations given at birth are "controlled". 90% of cash in circulation has cocaine on it. What the fuck is he actually trying to say?

The tests have a 15% error rate, at least. If you tested cops, they would all have results that look like drug users.

15% error rate? Wasn't it 35% less than 4 fucking months ago?

>Fail rate for hair follicle tests for cocaine is 35% across all ages
I'd need a source for that, liar. Also, while it's possible to test for cocaine, usually it's tested for metabolites.
I wonder why he didn't specifically say "cocaine metabolites".
Also, why would any prosecutor rely on a test with over 1/3 fail rates?

Now it's 15%? Is this retard still drooling over self-report studies where drug users are asked about drug use, and a bunch of them lies about not being a drug users, while tests reveal they are?

Even if he did have come up with a number that made sense, the rate of a false negative is irrelevant conditional on a positive test, and from what I remember looking up a couple months ago, even in the self-report studies the tests have much higher specificity than sensitivity, the paper I read had over 90% specificity

>If you tested cops, they would all have results that look like drug users
Bullshit. That's why there's different cutoffs.

With their protocol, rates that indicate heavy use dropped to somewhere above the ordinary cutoff at 150pg/mg at the maxima. <150pg/mg is used for average workers. Public servants require <100pg/mg and medical staff are at <300pg/mg. 500 is used for the general public.

Under no scenario will a cop that handles narcotics without being a user themselves ever yield a result of >5000pg/mg.
You are a liar, a child abuser, a nonce enabler and a faggot.
I hope a chiropractor snaps your spine.
Kill yourself skelly.

 

[Major]

Look on the bright side, with nick not in prison, he's going to continue to provide many more hours of entertainment spiralling in his endless mid life crisis. Who knows what's going to come next? I can't wait for the next series of the balldo show to come out

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Like what?
They had a degen party? You had multiples.
They shielded a nonce? You're friends with a few.
Nonce got outed, and they cut him off? You befriended one because he makes fun of your wife's bull.
Name a single fucking thing they did that was worse.

Wasn’t MetokurMasochist also a Rekieta Law dono?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I saw this on Twitter a few weeks back, artist currently unknown:
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Ive always wondered who the guy throwing the horns next to JuJu the Cow (a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) is? Is the the only one immune to the Curse?
The first one to fall victim to it?
The creator of it?

So many questions.

 

[Red Frida]

They found coke in Nick's house and his kids lived there. He's a scoundrel.
All of this bullshit he's saying is just adding layers of chaos to the truth.

 

[demicolon]

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How do you do Bayes Theorem? It's algebra, little nigger!

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Doesn't matter in the least. They do it all the time. They want to settle all pending matters if at all possible rather than still having to fuck around with the same guy in another case.

we can agree to disagree on this one, that is a ongoing investigation they are going to treat it separately, they cant throw in there cause they are no charges even filed yet.

 

[Desktop User2]

It's so WEIRD and FUNNAY that Nick's kid had no idea what cocaine was and therefore had no idea why heavily armed cops with battering rams invaded his home. And Nick, father of the year that he is, had to explain it was because he likes to snort angry powder up his nose. Every child needs to know what cocaine is and why cops would bash your front door down to take it from you.

Summary of summary:

More lies come out of Nick's lie-hole.

That´s why he needs cock 24h a day, something needs to gag his lie-hole so he doesn´t piss on his own face all the time.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Transformation is complete:
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BTW this is how Rekieta looks like in Google as of December 10th 2024 (Ignore the arcane Polish hieroglyphs):
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Now all we need is a gay sex tape to come out revealing Balldo has a penis that looks like a fucking sandworm.