DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[plattschwanz]

From the last stream.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Since he got banned off streamlabs there is no way to tell if any of his tips are real. We are taking a liars word for it.

I know Dave has been caught lying about pretty much everything, but this time it’s different, he’s a changed man!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

From the last stream.

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i get that it's just his autistic urge to reject literally anything his audience tells him, but don't gambling sponsorships just give you their own money to gamble with? probably a rare good call from phil either way, becoming a gambling streamer would actually ruin him (for real this time)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

i get that it's just his autistic urge to reject literally anything his audience tells him, but don't gambling sponsorships just give you their own money to gamble with? probably a rare good call from phil either way, becoming a gambling streamer would actually ruin him (for real this time)

Gamba sponsorships are a complete joke, if he doesn't do the Phail patented move of "talking shit about something only to end up doing it a year later" then his ODD saved him here as you said. Gamba website sponsorships do shit like give you $500 a week on their site but you can only take it out if you win $20k with it. So for most people they just string retards along with shit like this and they effectively end up getting no money. Then you have hardcore tards like BMJ who at one point got $10k a WEEK to gamba on Stake and as you all know all that happened is that he Lost It All™ every single time. Not just that, but he'd make a bunch of extra profit for Stake by losing a bunch of his own money and the money that his juicers gave him.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Gamba website sponsorships do shit like give you $500 a week on their site but you can only take it out if you win $20k with it

They only give the actual good deals to huge streamers whose value comes from having an audience of retards they can potentially convert into gamba addicts. Everyone else will be given predatory BMJ sponsorships. I have a feeling the only barrier Phil has against gamba is he's too much of a retard to figure out the crypto wallet shit they'd have you set up, or the fact that there are no WWE-flavored gamba out there yet.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Phil has demonstrated that he's literally too stupid to play table games like blackjack and poker. He'd be limited to BMJ coin flip simulators.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

From the last stream.

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"The first time in my life in many years I have some disposable income"
This dude is unbelievable. He always find ways to play poor no matter how much money the dents give him.

 

[FamicomGorby]

i get that it's just his autistic urge to reject literally anything his audience tells him, but don't gambling sponsorships just give you their own money to gamble with? probably a rare good call from phil either way, becoming a gambling streamer would actually ruin him (for real this time)

Yes, that's the whole reason that Bossmanjack could get a gamba sponsor despite basically being a nobody outside of Null's world. He'd get like $1K a day or something and just lose it all by the end of the day along with more money he got from superchats.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

"The first time in my life in many years I have some disposable income"
This dude is unbelievable. He always find ways to play poor no matter how much money the dents give him.

One of the rare instances where Phil is right in saying “things that are easy for other people are hard for me, and things that are hard for most people are easy for me [ie Pigroach luck]”.

For almost everyone in the world, having Phil’s monthly income would be a luxury and a blessing. The hard part would be actually being Phil; you are ugly, isolated, derided by the broader Internet, trapped in a static loveless marriage, mentally ill, addicted, exploitative. Soul crushingly sad stuff. But Phil lives in photo negative. Apparently the easy part is just being Phil, which I think only works because of how uniquely delusional and narcissistic Phil is.

Isntitironic.wav

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Was cracking up when he had to ask his chat how interest works. Dude was so confused about what Balatro meant by $10 in interest.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

Was cracking up when he had to ask his chat how interest works. Dude was so confused about what Balatro meant by $10 in interest.

Business degree in Finance, by the way.

 

[Very Honest Content]

No reason to fake a tip now

The 'reason' in pigroach's mind is to prevent detractors making a didn't hit the goal video. Phil is a liar.

here's just no benefit for Phil doing these now that the streak is gone since it just means that he's closer to having to play korean booby game.

No, there is a benefit, as pointed out to you, this feature you mention is a detriment, which never has to come into play, so it can be a non-detriment in the long run. Strange how hard you go in the paint for a pigroach's truthfulness.

He'd be limited to BMJ coin flip simulators.

The feral crackheads who are Austin enjoyers are slapping a meaty boner of theirs down right about now, maybe they'll felt the trolls today over on pigroach's stream to get off and avoid yet another month of blue balling by Scott.

 

[Comma]

He simply cannot correctly say or type the name of the game. Called it Pillars of Eternity 2 again on the late stream.

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I have the impression that PoE is the kind of game that most people would not fault you for using a guide (for building your character) on your first playthrough, even if people would clown on DSP for using one regardless. However, there is no way this dude cares enough about the game to look up a guide beforehand so he will need handholding. This is just another attempt to appease the dents now that streak is over, all in the back of another good game that he will make look like the worst shit ever through his mindless bitching.

Word on the street is that the act 1 of the game is punishing new players like crazy for various reasons. Some of the buggy stuff is being patched soon but not until after he plays it for the first time.

I think we all know that the main reason DSP is playing a game like PoE, is to bait dents into feeding him info on how to play in the form of tips and SuperChats. Can't wait for the first "No one's talking to me!", but I fully expect one or two sad and lonely individuals to financially carry the playthrough GameTrekker-style.

 

[MAWBD2]

I think we all know that the main reason DSP is playing a game like PoE, is to bait dents into feeding him info on how to play in the form of tips and SuperChats. Can't wait for the first "No one's talking to me!", but I fully expect one or two sad and lonely individuals to financially carry the playthrough GameTrekker-style.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa ... the retard is going to try PoE2? The salt will overflow. PoE 2 is no D4, elites and especially map-zone-area-act bosses are brutal (unless you way over level them).

 

[myone]

I think we all know that the main reason DSP is playing a game like PoE, is to bait dents into feeding him info on how to play in the form of tips and SuperChats. Can't wait for the first "No one's talking to me!", but I fully expect one or two sad and lonely individuals to financially carry the playthrough GameTrekker-style.

He's desperate for another Papavera or similarly retarded individual, and PoE is definitely the game to do it with. "Huuh? Whaa...? I don't understand, what do I doooo."

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Forget a crown goal. How about a King Henry VIII codpiece goal? This will assuredly get Darziak to open the velcro wallet

I think we all know that the main reason DSP is playing a game like PoE, is to bait dents into feeding him info on how to play in the form of tips and SuperChats. Can't wait for the first "No one's talking to me!", but I fully expect one or two sad and lonely individuals to financially carry the playthrough GameTrekker-style.

These stream are rough because the 2 dents play paypig-chicken and DSP does over-analysis-stall until one of them swoops in with a ten spot. Also if your advice doesn't work, he yells at you even though you paid him.

 

[Corpun]

DSP in 2023 when ranting about the PoP charts: "I could be lying about tips this whole time. Your charts mean nothing!"
DSP in 2024: "I have never faked a tip once and if you think I would ever do that you are a brain dead mouth drooling retard! Enjoy your ban!

 

[PieceofShet]

And I thought the kc saga will be the worst this year.

Fuckin lights... ranting about fuckin RBG for hours

 

[Comma]

He has gone absolutely insane with the RGB lighting. Just fucking look at this epilepsy-inducing fire hazard:

Like with basically everything he does, moderation isn't an option. He just has to run it into the ground by completely going overboard with it.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

I got whiplash from the sheer amount of homo energy this sweater exudes... What an ugly faggot. Please Katerine, don't let your man come on stream with a "18 years old sweater" again.