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She would be useless on it unless they're only talking about her/past behaviour. That's why she went on it, whenever they stopped talking to her/about her you could see the annoyance and how awkward she was in her face. Imagine being so socially retarded that you can't even socialise over the internet lol. Every time we see her in any social situation whether that be in real-life or online, it's like watching an alien try interact with humans.I want to see Keem court Chantal and beg for her to make appearances on LOLcow live. I can just imagine how torn Chantal would be! She "craves" the attention that appearing on the Internet Gong Show would give her.
BUT
Then there is the *security that Poopy brings her.
Who would win Fair Fatso's presence? Keem or Salah?
I have been a goodish Farmer this year; please bring me my wish, Santa.
*cheap food delivery and a roof over her head
This is not something we want. Seriously, if she gets involved with LolcowLive regularly she will be doing exactly what everyone else does and make fake skits. It's all performative. Like boogie claiming he faked cancer, getting a temporary tattoo of "LIAR" on his face, while simultaneously declaring on twitter he has cancer, and he's playing a character. People who watch the show and subscribe to them for a monthly payment honestly believe he has "LIAR" tattooed on his face, but "he picked it off" and it's "hidden by his beard". Keemstar will have Chantal "playing a character". She will purposely say and do retarded things to entice retards to superchat. They're making lots of money off idiots who are watching real retards, pretend to be retards. It's fucking retarded. Keemstar is not a moron and knows he can monetize hate and alogs, but it's all fake. I hope everyone involved with it dies.shame she is too impulsive and emotional to be a regular on it though
Whelp, that's all she needed to spur her to "change her moind" about never making another appearance. Fuck embarrassing Salah, his family, and their "religion." Her channel may get a temporary uptick in views, since there may be viewers of Lolcow Live who aren't familiar with her. She may even convince Salah that if he allows her to do it she'll soon will be making more money (if she makes the promise that she'll stop talking about his shit/degradation fetish, a promise she won't keep if it is brought up on panel, of course).View attachment 6736863
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I'm skeptical of Chantal doing an entire 8-ball a day by herself with any regularity. The times where she'd frequently go spend extended periods with Nader, though? She might've been picking up an 8-ball on the way and they'd take roughly the next night/day to get through all of it between them. She's a 500 lb cockroach and he's a degenerate meth tweaker, of course they'd hoover through blow like nobody's business.If this gargantuan bitch was really doing an 8-ball a day, cocaine would basically never kill anyone.
She wasn't usually getting her coke from Nader though, I believe the consensus opinion she was picking it up from whoever she was meeting at the outhouse, and she would still do this sometimes when she was on the outs with him. But I admit this may still be a possibility. Didn't she claim to have "smoked acid" once? It's not hard to sus out she's a retard and dishonesty in drug deals isn't exactly unheard of.nader probably told her she was doing 8 balls bc he had her paying 8-ball money that he was just pocketing, and shes a fucking idiot who believes everything he says.
I mean, she did have a drug habit and Nader was abusive to her. Both those claims are technically true. She's not lying, just completely omitting all context, which in this case is a massive gaping chunk of the story, to imply it was sad and unfortunate rather than the absolutely hilarious spectacle it actually was.Remember how she cured her "cocaine addiction" by spending one night at her uncle's house.
It's pretty common knowledge she was never addicted to coke. She just liked it. There is a difference.
Painting this picture of "I was a severe drug addict and in an abusive relationship I couldn't get out of" to new people is one of the cringiest things she does.
Who will play her in the Lifetime movie?
It wasn't just attention, it was specifically male attention. Chantal knew they were only paying attention to her to laugh at her expense, but it's still men paying attention to her, so she leans into it by debasing herself further. It's embarrassing pick-me behavior, but tbh the one halfway likable thing about Chantal at her peak was that she had a sense of humor about herself. What makes the Kuwait era so fucking boring is that she is trying to be taken seriously. Nader dumping her was a blow to the ego certainly, but I don't think that on its own caused the shift so much as her inferiority complex-fueled desperate obsession with trying to one-up FFG and stick it to the other (female) reactors.I don't think Chantal hated the appearance, because it was still attention. She'd loves even the worst attention. But she won't continue showing up because she can't control the comments section and she can't dirty delete streams.
The blob is bitter she didn't get any coins for her public bashing.It's live, lookin' like a sped
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This was another time she did it, from late Nov:WTF even is this? She looks like a woman with a thick, long neck who has been decapitated, has then had her face sliced off her decapitated head, and has then had that slice of her face laid across the open neck hole where her head used to be. It is freaking bizarre. There are mutilated corpses on gore sites that look less disturbing than this.
Keem is now an experienced tard wrangler who has had to herd the feral hogs; Boogie and Wings, if anyone can make it happen it's him.If Keemstar thinks there's money to be made from the Foodieverse, he will exploit it. If Chins won't come on, he might invite Yaba or FFG.
Honestly, I don’t take much stock in the talk about her visa beyond the “90 days are up, time to go and run!”. TBH, I have to believe that whatever immigration official is dealing with Chantal doesn’t actually go too in depth beyond what their superior tells them to look at, IOW it’s not like they’re actively following this thread or Chantal’s trips to analyze Chantal going out of the country in order to play the system.But besides that, it was hilariously entertaining, shame she is too impulsive and emotional to be a regular on it though. Also, this may be a bit of a haydur thread issue but the reactors who keep fear-mongering "OMG CHANTAL YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, DEPORTATION BEEZE" So autistic, they don't give a shit about her, not unless she goes viral or shits on a quaran on camera.
Was he though? I thought it was consensual until it got angry at Nader.Nader was abusive to her
"It was 4 years ago, who fucking cares???" snarls Chantal as she frantically ingests fries like a shredder.Listening to her rage and cram in mcdonalds exemplifies how much of a big fat pussy she is. She talks all this shit in her lonely livestream but when she was in the discord call she couldn't keep that same energy.
Oh we had video evidence of this before. Remember when she was on that one panel with MFW and she was screaming at foodie, and foodie ate non stop during the panel and just crumbled into a blubbering mess crying?Now we have video evidence of how she reacts to those who call her out to her face.
Ironically, the panel was the closest we've had to 2021 Chantal in a while. The swearing, the stupid comebacks, the retarded humour, the sexual comments, bragging about her drug use, competing for male attention etc. The Muslim larp has toned a lot of it down (even in the ragestreams), but this was like a blast from the past. My personal favourite part (aside from Tina's schizo-yet-funny screeching) was her and Boogie saying how they'd never date a fatty of the opposite sex while having blood type lard. Also her hinting that ReviewTech's dick is small because he's fat. What excuse does skinnyfat 6'3" Salah have for his thing?Listening to her rage and cram in mcdonalds exemplifies how much of a big fat pussy she is. She talks all this shit in her lonely livestream but when she was in the discord call she couldn't keep that same energy.
Everytime she panels up she expects everyone to kiss her ass like they've invited a celebrity over. The only time I can remember her being on a panel and not being shit on was with Negz in Fall of '21 and that was over mutual hate. Nobody actually wants to be friends with Cuntie, they'll only play nice if they have use of her.Oh we had video evidence of this before. Remember when she was on that one panel with MFW and she was screaming at foodie, and foodie ate non stop during the panel and just crumbled into a blubbering mess crying?
She never has this energy when she wants sympathy, only when she's being called out for some shit."It was 4 years ago, who fucking cares???"