In light of the upcoming Christmas season, I present a ditty I adapted from
this classic, a popular adaptation of Bing Crosby's Mele Kalikimaka. Sing along if you know the words.
♫ ~ "Enjoy prison, stalker child" is a thing to say, ~ ♫
♫ ~ On a drunk Milwaukee Christmas day ~ ♫
♫ ~ That's the Kiwi greeting that we send to you, ~ ♫
♫ ~ From the land where Quasi's paid! ~ ♫
♫ ~ Soon you know Pat's twitter will be blank and bright ~ ♫
♫ ~ The Pests all blocked by day and in prison by night ~ ♫
♫ ~ "Enjoy prison, stalker child" is a wise way ~ ♫
♫ ~ To say "I have no life", to you! ~ ♫
Season's Sneedings, everyone.