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There's an older Zombie comic from the early 90's you might like called Dead World AKA The Dead. It goes to some places.
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Oh my. I'll take a look.There's an older Zombie comic from the early 90's you might like called Dead World AKA The Dead. It goes to some places.
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What? You don't love the head Crossed lovingly known as Horsecock?!ts almost like the general concept of "a zombie infection that turns people into fully sapient and intelligent sickfuck sadist monsters" can actually work as a horror story when not handled by a whiny edgelord obsessed with crowbarring in his shitty attempts at black comedy along with his bush era/pre-reddit-atheist sermons every five minutes, while making every non zombie character an obnoxious and stupid asshole or snarky self-insert/wish-fulfilment prick.....dang it and I said I was gonna save my sermonizing
What? You don't love the head Crossed lovingly known as Horsecock?!
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He's such a deep and meaningful character and totally not an expression of the author's love for animal dicks.
yeah I recall that standing out a lot to me on a rewatch of it a year or so backAnother thing to note about the OG movie which makes me think they will have to do a fuckload of soft-retcon spackling to explain why these zombies are so super duper dangerous is because when you actually rewatch the infected scenes in 28 days later, the alleged "mindlessly homicidal rage zombies" seem strangely more sedate than one would think.
finally saw the trailer, still haven't seen 28 Weeks LaterThis is Crossed 100+ with the serial numbers filed off, I am so fucking stoked. Pillar of skulls lets goooo!
Since people are talking about the unrealistic elements in the movies that bothered them, my biggest peeve was the idiotic emergency plan in 28 Weeks Later.
"Ok, we've got a pathogen that turns any infected person into an active transmitter within seconds. We should lock all the uninfected up in one cramped space."
Seriously, the movie's finale disaster could've been prevented if all the civilians had been instructed to lock themselves in separate rooms and stay quiet. The rage zombies aren't very adept at finding their prey, or breaking through barriers (as individuals at least).
Imagine if a Crossed movie was made twelve-fifteen years ago, during the 3D movie craze. You'd have a horsecock flying directly into the audience.What? You don't love the head Crossed lovingly known as Horsecock?!
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He's such a deep and meaningful character and totally not an expression of the author's love for animal dicks.
I don't think that's him. They've announced 28 Years Later Part 2 (directed by Candyman remake shaniqua btw) and he's in it too. He's a big actor now and I doubt that he'd agree to spaz out as a rabid infected for two movies straight.Also, this is def Jim lol. I guess the original ending of the first movie is canon then?
Perfect fucking emblem of a solid dozen of the reasons why I despise the series so much....but again, I need to temper my fucking rants about it because otherwise i'm gonna sound like I just got told Steiner's counterattack failedWhat? You don't love the head Crossed lovingly known as Horsecock?!
And then it gets even fucking worse with the next series Psychopath, and then the "badlands" series in which we swap ennis for his shittier (somehow...) knockoffs for a couple dozen different new stories which each manage to be worse than the fucking last....ok Im stopping now. I swear to god Im gonna morph into fucking Linkara at this rate.It gets even worse in Crossed: Family Values which is about a bigamist religious sect where the father beats and rapes his wife and daughters. And Garth Ennis depicts him as the "hero" of the story until it switches to his abused adult daughter.
In order to distract myself from raving about how one overrated zombie series fucking sucks, I might have to go into more detail about how another overrated zombie work fucking sucks, specifically why World War Z fails as a concept and story and feels like it was written by a sheltered 14 year old minecraft squeakerLess zombie apocalypse, more return to normalcy now with zombies like how Shaun of the Dead ended.
You didn't think the blind monk killing zombies in his zen garden with a crescent spade was realistic?I might have to go into more detail about how another overrated zombie work fucking sucks, specifically why World War Z fails as a concept and story and feels like it was written by a sheltered 14 year old minecraft squeaker
ewwThey've announced 28 Years Later Part 2
Well, I've decided not to watch these films now. I really hate this new trend of doing secret Part 1/2 movies, its just annoying as fuck and usually means the story is incomprehensible, overlong pretentious shit. This isn't a movie adaptation of some ponderous tome, its an original script! If you can't tell a standalone story in about 2 hours with your ideas, then your ideas are shitty or your talent is lacking. (Even trilogies/sequels have complete narrative arcs, which then fit together later into the series. ) What, exactly, is the big idea in this bog-standard post-apocalyptic zombie movie that requires five to six hours to tell? I don't believe for a second that the time investment will be worth it.28 Years Later Part 2 (directed by Candyman remake shaniqua btw)
yeah tbh I caught the last fifteen minutes or so of Recent Candyman and it seemed cromulent enough that I don't really care one way or the other about that aspect, but I'm far less interested in this nowWell, I've decided not to watch these films now. I really hate this new trend of doing secret Part 1/2 movies, its just annoying as fuck and usually means the story is incomprehensible, overlong pretentious shit. This isn't a movie adaptation of some ponderous tome, its an original script! If you can't tell a standalone story in about 2 hours with your ideas, then your ideas are shitty or your talent is lacking. (Even trilogies/sequels have complete narrative arcs, which then fit together later into the series. ) What, exactly, is the big idea in this bog-standard post-apocalyptic zombie movie that requires five to six hours to tell? I don't believe for a second that the time investment will be worth it.
Secondly, I don't want to watch a DEI movie where I predict the twist will be that evil White Men were always the villain after all and must be defeated by an army of non-white sassy girlbosses.
On 19 August 2024, during a talk at the Edinburgh International Film Festival, Macdonald confirmed DaCosta would be directing the sequel and said that principal photography was set to begin the following day. Macdonald also talked about potential plans for a third 28 Years Later film, saying "we hope there is going to be a third part" and "there is a trilogy".[45]
There was that 2010 movie, Stake Land, that had a post-apocalyptic setting with vampires instead of zombies.I've always thought vampires would be more interesting than zombies. A virus that makes humans and animals dependent on consuming blood and transmits through saliva-to-bloodstream contact would fuck the global population in a matter of months.
yeah tbh I caught the last fifteen minutes or so of Recent Candyman and it seemed cromulent enough that I don't really care one way or the other about that aspect
it's just gonna be them fucking around for the first movie to get to the Bone Zone find out one they're there that it was Earth all along or they were the zombies or whatever bullshit, then the second movie is them heading back
edit - oh for fucks sake they're going for a trilogy?
The new film’s $75 million budget is only part of the franchise’s total, with 28 Years Later being the first of a new trilogy;
That was the overarching premise of Daybreakers, albeit from the vampire perspective where they 'won' but are now dealing with a food crisis. There are not enough humans to feed all the vampires, and without blood the human vampires devolve into weird mutant zombie freaks. Cool premise, but the script really ruins the second half and ending hard.I've always thought vampires would be more interesting than zombies. A virus that makes humans and animals dependent on consuming blood and transmits through saliva-to-bloodstream contact would fuck the global population in a matter of months.