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Exemplars of humanity. Not masculinity or femininity. A body and mind dedicated to the singular purpose of protecting the Emperor and His Will. Anything beyond that is superficial and therefore excised.
You can have a female custodes be a really lithe and tall willowy woman who has unrivaled psychic powers to buckbreak regular plebs into not rebelling. Male custodes are the mailed fist and the females the silken glove. His own bene gesserit to really complete the Dune flanderisation.
 
While you guys were wailing and gnashing your teeth that the hobby has fallen and untold trillions must die, I was hooked on Storm of Iron. Could not get enough.
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If there's any truly talented writer at Black Library, then IMO it's Graham McNeill.
Bowden single-handedly revived Night Lords
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You can have a female custodes be a really lithe and tall willowy woman who has unrivaled psychic powers to buckbreak regular plebs into not rebelling. Male custodes are the mailed fist and the females the silken glove. His own bene gesserit to really complete the Dune flanderisation.
Custodes aren't psykers, and that would probably open them up to warp corruption. Even the sisters of silence they work with aren't psykers, they're anti psykers(nulls, pariahs, whatever you want to call them). On top of that, remember that one of the reasons for the webway project was wanting to avoid having to deal with the obnoxious navigators(psykers) and the warp in general(needing gellar fields to protect ships during travel, and still having to deal with warp fuckery regarding travel time in the warp).

Having female custodes be psykers would make no sense, and would actually be a massive retcon to the point of making everything the emperor was attempting to do, a massive waste of time.
 
Bowden single-handedly revived Night Lords
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I'll never not stop glazing that book trilogy its so fucking good. Genuinely some of the sickest literature in existence making you get real comfortable and complacent with the characters. Throughout the trilogy is sprinkled with fucked up shit but because you're familiar with the characters and their motives you almost look past it because they're just "surviving". Then you read the final book and then it really reminds you that these are nightlords.

I think the familiarity breeds complacency angle it goes for is very neat. Maybe its because I grew up and hung around shady kids as a teenager but thinking back on the absolute fucked up shit they would do and the fact you'd look past it really hit home and added depth to an already amazing book series.
 
Eh, I am curious what sort of Acolyte trainwreck we are getting out of Amazon. It will be shit. Like Acolyte and Lard of Rangzez.

The story of the new animation made little sense and had no relation to the game. It lookes fine, but the story was ... well there wasn't much story.

Primaris marines are dislikes because their loadouts are like eldar, and they look more tacticool, normie, less knightly. The mark 7 helmet was peak, this is just a reused mark 4.
Cavil is a producer. He left the Witcher series with Netflix because they were pozzing the fuck out of it and bastardizing the characters and story.

Until evidence appears to the contrary, I have hope the Amazon series will be treated properly. They would be retarded not too in the light of Space Marine 2’s big success and how bad the Amazon LotR series turned out with all the added nigs and gays.
 
You can have a female custodes be a really lithe and tall willowy woman who has unrivaled psychic powers to buckbreak regular plebs into not rebelling.
Isn't that what Sisters of Battle are for? I wouldn't mind a Samus-type scenario where the mandatory quota female Custodian is "female" for like a minute in the last episode where she takes off the helmet to speak clearly, otherwise you couldn't tell. I don't think it's impossible for the Emprah to make one just to see what happens. There can't be more 'cause only he knows how he tweaked the process for a woman candidate.
The cast of the 40K show will be 50 percent niggers, 49 percent fags and troons, and 1 percent white people who will be the bad guys.
Difference between 40K and LotR/Witcher is that swarthoids and women don't look too out of place in there. Fags and troons would be burned for potential Slaaneshi corruption. Haven't seen the Amazon travesty, but Witcher was fucking unwatchable with some homely black chick playing Fringilla Vigo or Jaskier kissing a guy or mixed-race elves, all of which ran contrary to their estabilished characters in the books and made suspension of disbelief impossible. I don't mind a black inquisitor as long as the actor is competent and not some bored DIY hire farting out lines for a paycheck.
 
Angel Exterminatus is really good, just skip the Shattered Legion stuff, the meat is the EC and IW being fuckups.
Fulgrim and Perty in a nutshell:
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The cast of the 40K show will be 50 percent niggers, 49 percent fags and troons, and 1 percent white people who will be the bad guys.
Astartes have a geneseed trait that reactively and temporarily increases their skin's melanin when it's exposed to elevated radiation (with the Salamanders, it's been rendered permanent because Nocturne is so close to its star). Most Terrans are ambiguously brown/tan, including Big E Himself.

On the plus side, all Imperial citizens now have N-Word Passes. I'm sure Vulkan gives them out liberally.
I don't mind a black inquisitor as long as the actor is competent and not some bored DIY hire farting out lines for a paycheck.
Like I said before, audiences don't hate diversity and inclusion unto itself. They hate preachy, badly-written propaganda that departs from the source material so drastically that it becomes something else.
For example, my liberal sister-in-law adores the Wheel of Time novels, but the Amazon series made her wanna start mailing Uncle Ted Surprises.

Though the character designs were bad as well. The ogre, Loial, is just a black guy in a clown wig; Thom Merrillin, a traveling entertainer in colorful clothes, looks like the Dude from The Big Lebowski; and the Whitecloaks, a group of fanatical cavalry crusaders, look like a more homosexual Ku Klux Klan.
Point being, there's nothing wrong with a little bit of creative license or diversity. It's that the products have become glorified fanfiction.
 
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And there's your consoomer normie getting into 40k because of space marine 2. Has bought piles of minis, bought statues(I think he had the weta workshop titus statue sitting on the floor behind him in a video I saw recently). Throws piles of money at warhammer proxy shit on etsy and ebay. Doesn't paint, doesn't read books, only played a couple video games, probably is never going to play the tabletop.
 
God damn, GW has been pumping out some cool looking shit for their 30k game. Also
>Iron Hands
Based, we need more more love for these metal boys

And there's your consoomer normie getting into 40k because of space marine 2. Has bought piles of minis, bought statues(I think he had the weta workshop titus statue sitting on the floor behind him in a video I saw recently). Throws piles of money at warhammer proxy shit on etsy and ebay. Doesn't paint, doesn't read books, only played a couple video games, probably is never going to play the tabletop.
I hate Charlie and I hate Bricky. Charlie is just a tourist who doesn't give a shit but is rich enough that he will dump money into whatever the hottest trend is knowing his retard fanbase will swoon over him just for him to drop it the moment it loses any kind of relevance. He would suck dick if he thought it'd make him more money. Bricky is just another leftist fag who loves protecting his rainbow flag so much and thinks him and his crew are actually super based and hip with all the cool memes. He's wormed his way into fucking everything too. Poorhammer sold out and wouldn't stop sucking his dick every episode, and he was touring the battlereport channels I watch too. I can't stand listening to this guy anymore but he's everywhere.
 
Been playing Rogue Trader and I’m having a lot of fun (enlightened Chaos chad, don’t care how undercooked) even though it’s the usual 40k middleware
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This based retard and my Trader’s enabling of her has been the funniest thing I’ve seen in 40k-related media in years.

“My lord, she’s stealing from us.”

“Give her whatever she wants. Jae, be more honest in the future.”
 
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It's gotta fucking suck when a sizeable enough amount of your viewerbase thinks you're a tranny that you have to lead with that in your Q&A video.

Meanwhile, Dana Howl can sit there in his cancer wig with his fat man hands, doing his nasally valley girl vocal fry, and somehow manage to fool a not insignificant number of people into thinking he's just a fat, unfortunate looking woman.
 
Meanwhile, Dana Howl can sit there in his cancer wig with his fat man hands, doing his nasally valley girl vocal fry, and somehow manage to fool a not insignificant number of people into thinking he's just a fat, unfortunate looking woman.
Moral of the story? If you're a woman, take care of yourself or people will mistake you for a tranny.
 
Been playing Rogue Trader and I’m having a lot of fun (enlightened Chaos chad, don’t care how undercooked) even though it’s the usual 40k middleware
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This based retard and my Trader’s enabling of her has been the funniest thing I’ve seen in 40k-related media in years.

“My lord, she’s stealing from us.”

“Give her whatever she wants. Jae, be more honest in the future.”
I'm wondering if the latest patch beefed it up a bit.

The 1st dlc is supposed to add quite a bit to chapters 2 and 4. ( Not to mention adding more bridge crew) Not chapter 5 sadly but the patch that just came out did make some adjustments to the chaos party member. As well as other quality of life improvements. Supposedly the colony events are more engaging now.

Also season 6 of space marine 2 is when we get chaos customization
 
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