Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The burger he ate 2 days ago had a slice of iceberg lettuce on it, probably a couple tomatoes too going off of the thumbnail.
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What is the worst food Josh could eat that he would instantly regret? Chewing on candy canes that stick to his fucked up teeth? Pop rocks? Perhaps biting into an ice cold popsicle? Or maybe, chewing through a scalding hot potato
 
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He is so feeling that coconut rum and gender relations. At one point (7:20) he says "Kiss my Asperger's." Then it seems like he zones in for a second and realizes what he said:
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Pure kino :story:
 
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I genuinely want to know what the YouTube jannies think about Josh. He’s allowed to say “fag” and get multiple strikes on his channel but yet they allow him to be monitorized on occasion.

Is there an old guard that take pity on him and allow a Special Ed version of YouTube for him? Do they understand that if they ban him, it will cause literal harm for him? Or are they part of the Cobra Cult as well?

It may very well be a Metikor situation where someone higher up just likes Cobes if I had to guess. The relatively new restrictions and guidelines seem more like a suggestion for him. They may slap his wrist occasionally but he always gets his channel back, even after using retardedly obvious alts to stream.
 
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Barbudo said:
I genuinely want to know what the YouTube jannies think about Josh. He’s allowed to say “fag” and get multiple strikes on his channel but yet they allow him to be monitorized on occasion.

Is there an old guard that take pity on him and allow a Special Ed version of YouTube for him? Do they understand that if they ban him, it will cause literal harm for him? Or are they part of the Cobra Cult as well?

It may very well be a Metikor situation where someone higher up just likes Cobes if I had to guess. The relatively new restrictions and guidelines seem more like a suggestion for him. They may slap his wrist occasionally but he always gets his channel back, even after using retardedly obvious alts to stream.
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Well YouTube isn't even a main income source for him at this point. The tolerance is most likely from him being a well known autist receiving income assistance. A company like YouTube can't be seen denying service to a visibly disabled person who has been a long term dependent on their platform. They abide by him but have suppressed his status in some ways.
 
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Barbudo said:
I genuinely want to know what the YouTube jannies think about Josh. He’s allowed to say “fag” and get multiple strikes on his channel but yet they allow him to be monitorized on occasion.

Is there an old guard that take pity on him and allow a Special Ed version of YouTube for him? Do they understand that if they ban him, it will cause literal harm for him? Or are they part of the Cobra Cult as well?

It may very well be a Metikor situation where someone higher up just likes Cobes if I had to guess. The relatively new restrictions and guidelines seem more like a suggestion for him. They may slap his wrist occasionally but he always gets his channel back, even after using retardedly obvious alts to stream.
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I suspect that YouTube flags channels they believe are owned by mentally handicapped or other vulnerable people of that calibre, for a few different reasons. If a channel is flagged like this I do think judgement is more lenient, as long as he isn't breaching copyright, saying particularly <bad-speech> or inciting violence then they don't care.

It might be that they don't put these channels in to a retard category specifically, but instead that they're marked as "low risk to advertiser complaints" or something along those lines.
 
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funscape said:
What is the worst food Josh could eat that he would instantly regret? Chewing on candy canes that stick to his fucked up teeth? Pop rocks? Perhaps biting into an ice cold popsicle? Or maybe, chewing through a scalding hot potato
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I bet if he tried to eat something chewy like toffee his teeth would just pull themselves out on their own.

He hasn't made meade or done much cooking recently, has homedad Clint and homestepmom stopped giving him groceries? TMDNWTFIU if so. You know his ass isn't walking to a store in the winter.
 
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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
I bet if he tried to eat something chewy like toffee his teeth would just pull themselves out on their own.

He hasn't made meade or done much cooking recently, has homedad Clint and homestepmom stopped giving him groceries? TMDNWTFIU if so. You know his ass isn't walking to a store in the winter.
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I think its because he doordashes groceries and combined with also having to do the work of cooking it makes it take too long for him now I wouldn't be surprised if he only got off the bog chair to piss and pick up his doordash from the front door now.
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It's just another fishtank challenge. Cobes cooks for the fish, and they try his drink combos.
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Missed opportunity they could have had cobes as the private chef for fishtank, they could also have him make a few batches of mead for the fish to drink.
 
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