🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Butwhythough2]

I've got a present, Ralph Say's a parody of Jane Says by Jane's addiction. I Also dropped it into the killstream thread. I hope y'all enjoy. I know its slopply. I'll probably clean it up a later. Nick got his own parody song so Why not Ralph? Sure he's mostly irrelevant but he's provided many laughs.
ETA: When I wrote the lyrics to it, he still had the warrant out.

 

[Braphamut]

It has been a few days and my brain is still trying to comprehend the incomprehensible Non-Euclidean anatomy of Da Gunt.

Academics, pls respond.

 

[Mynameisdark]

It has been a few days and my brain is still trying to comprehend the incomprehensible Non-Euclidean anatomy of Da Gunt.
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Academics, pls respond.

Only just noticed his fat collects at his elbow, revealing just how emaciated his arm really is beneath it all.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It has been a few days and my brain is still trying to comprehend the incomprehensible Non-Euclidean anatomy of Da Gunt.
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Academics, pls respond.

The gunt takes many aspects, some of which many consider unnatural.

But the reality is, Ralph has lost some weight, but he has no muscle tone (Never had it, never will), so it's horrifying former fatso losing weight, with nothing else to compensate or keep the skin taut.

 

[Butwhythough2]

It has been a few days and my brain is still trying to comprehend the incomprehensible Non-Euclidean anatomy of Da Gunt.
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Academics, pls respond.

I think when he lost some fat, the excess skin still hangs around and that's what you're seeing. If he outstretched his arm you'd probably see skin flab hanging down. He's got an arm gunt.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I think when he lost some fat, the excess skin still hangs around and that's what you're seeing. If he outstretched his arm you'd probably see skin flab hanging down. He's got an arm gunt.

Elbunt

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He's got an arm gunt.

Here in the Midwest we call them Bingo Wings.

 

[bile demon]

It has been a few days and my brain is still trying to comprehend the incomprehensible Non-Euclidean anatomy of Da Gunt.
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Academics, pls respond.

His arm looks like a manatee after a botched liposuction.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Just want to remind folks that we will be having some Guntmas fun this year, while Ralph will be streaming alone in a tin shed in a 3rd world country cause of a hellish exile of his own creation.

 

[JustStopDude]

It has been a few days and my brain is still trying to comprehend the incomprehensible Non-Euclidean anatomy of Da Gunt.
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Academics, pls respond.

Not quite related, but you might find this interesting. There is a guy in prison named Mark Hoffmann. At one point, he was considered to be one of the best forgers in the world. He was a Mormon researcher that became very jaded and began to fake LDS historical documents.

His greatest fake was the Anthon Transcript. He got like $20k from the LDS for it, tricking their own experts.

He started faking documents that made Joseph Smith look bad, expecting the LDS to pay a premium to secure his fake documents and bury them. And it worked for a while. He sold them a slew of bullshit.

So what does he have to do with Ralph's dead arm? Well despite making a fortune, this guy spent it as fast as he made it. He got in over his head, trying to fake a major document and needed more time, so he made a couple of bombs. Murdered two people. Planned on a third but the bomb blew up in his car with him it. He got convicted in Utah of murder and other shit. While in prison, he stockpiled his anti depressants to try and commit suicide. He was out for 12 hours before anyone revived him. Ironically, he passed out on his writing arm. Same thing that Ralph did. To this day, he cannot use his forging arm at all as he is permanently disabled.

 

[AltisticRight]

It has been a few days and my brain is still trying to comprehend the incomprehensible Non-Euclidean anatomy of Da Gunt.
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Academics, pls respond.

He totally lost weight.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I remember seeing Ralph at his fattest and most hoglike. All that loose skin, Ralph keeps losing weight, he'll look like a Shar Pei puppy.

 

[RollingRock2]

Flying squirrel skin suit Ralph

 

[Rage Pig]

Remember when famous gonzo journalist Ethan Oliver Ralph brought his female therapist a book written by another famous gonzo journalist?

Apparently he didn't stop his creepy stalking. Didn't see the clip where he admitted to it. Piggy's feeling lonely and getting more desperate, what a pathetic loser.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Remember when famous gonzo journalist Ethan Oliver Ralph brought his female therapist a book written by another famous gonzo journalist?
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Apparently he didn't stop his creepy stalking. Didn't see the clip where he admitted to it. Piggy's feeling lonely and getting more desperate, what a pathetic loser.
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DENIED!

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph leaving a love letter on his nurse's car is serial killer behavior. Ralph never sticks to a schedule, yet arrived so early, that he beat her to the clinic?

He was stalking her.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Ralph leaving a love letter on his nurse's car is serial killer behavior. Ralph never sticks to a schedule, yet arrived so early, that he beat her to the clinic?

He was stalking her.

 

[Tofu Dust]

Remember when famous gonzo journalist Ethan Oliver Ralph brought his female therapist a book written by another famous gonzo journalist?
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Apparently he didn't stop his creepy stalking. Didn't see the clip where he admitted to it. Piggy's feeling lonely and getting more desperate, what a pathetic loser.
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He's such a pussy, what kind of man is unable to directly admit to a woman that he likes her? I thought you could just bat your baby blues and drop panties whenever you wanted? Total Ralphabitch behavior as usual.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Being a REAL Ralphamale means sheepishly leave a note on her car and gift while stalking her. Ralph gets bishes! How many bishes do you kiwifarmers even have? Zero! Another Ralphamale love quest victory!

 

[Rage Pig]

Gunt is sober posting again. 30 days more boring than watching paint dry.

We've been here before of course. Last time his big milestone was 60 days. Fell of the wagon more than half a dozen times following these tweets. Never stopped eating Xannies, obviously lying about it. Imagine being such a failure that you need to post this kind of embarrassing shit to strangers on the internet.