Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[SneedleDee&SneedleDumb]

He couldn’t even keep her tits consistent, very shameful.

First thing I noticed as well. Side to side panels have them go from A-cups to DD knockers stretching her shirt to critical mass. Had me thinking "JFC did this fat, faggot, kid-diddler even read this thing over yet?"

I reiterate, VtP, kill yourself. If you stream it, McNutt style, you'll give the world some 'tent we will truly savor and it would certainly be critically acclaimed, unanimously, leaving your name etched into history.

Be the hero we all deserve and need. I'll even give up my shotgun to be the artifact you'll need to ascend to glory not being hated.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Vito was playing 4D chess, he got Mint Salad to leak his comic because that's the only way he'll ever get anyone to read it. The man literally cannot stop winning.

 

[Londo]

This year is going out with a bang. IBS is back boys. Shits getting funny again. Wonderful.

 

[Top_Dollar]

Weird how all of Juju's friends end up fighting with each other to make more content for Juju's show.

I've been a fan of Dick since the Men are better than women days but I honestly haven't listened to his show in over a year. It's just been so stale.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Vito was shit talking Mint Salad on BPITU again tonight, so in response, she leaked his entire comic and made a website for it. Enjoy!

http://superkiller.now/

Judging by the filenames this person spent 20 minutes screenshoting each page when you could have just extracted all the images, probably why all of them are low res. Dumb bitch

Not 100% sure of Mint's computer's time zone (probably CST if they're in Texas I guess) but based on the filenames of the images as well as the registration time of the domain it appears both the screenshots were taken and the domain was registered after the BPITU show or while it was ongoing. Which is surprising to me, this might actually be real and not another scripted storyline.

 

[genericwhitemale]

What happened to the creepy original ending where the girl is naked and everyone accuses him of being a mega rapist?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

"Pretty" "Lady" – the drawing describes neither of those things.


More self-insertions. So FuNnY.


The meta humor gets annoying very fast. A story that relies on meta commentary must be very well-written or accompanied by an interesting story and characters. I don't think Vito is successful in either of those things.

What happened to the creepy original ending where the girl is naked and everyone accuses him of being a mega rapist?

It's there:

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

It's there:
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Wait, that’s supposed to be the dude? Why did he draw his ass like that?! Jesus man, I’m glad Pido never finished this, I have no faith in his ability to properly draw a naked woman.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

They covered up Vitos insert with a speech bubble instead of fixing the crappy art. Some real dedication to the craft, buddies.

 

[The Hardest R]

The meta humor gets annoying very fast. A story that relies on meta commentary must be very well-written or accompanied by an interesting story and characters. I don't think Vito is successful in either of those things.

Imagine trying to come up with Joss Whedon-style snappy “humor” but because you’re such a humorless, fat, pedophilic piece of shit, you completely fuck it all up. Vito is an oxygen thief.

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They covered up Vitos insert with a speech bubble instead of fixing the crappy art. Some real dedication to the craft, buddies.

That self-insert is 200 pounds too light.

 

[genericwhitemale]

It's there:
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Why'd he draw himself with curves and a big ass like a woman? Looks like pure AGPcore.

 

[3MMA]

Page 37 had some dick sucking Juju tribute:

 

[Pill Cosby]

Page 37 had some dick sucking Juju tribute

He better get on that treadmil and to burning man if he want's dick to suck Vito's cock

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Why does the female lead have tranny hands?

Tranny.

 

[GhaeicSD]

Just finished reading the leaks. What a load of fucking bullshit. Without any hyperbole, the only thing that I liked was the concept of each universe's stability being tied to one entity, and if that entity dies the universe dies too. I'm pretty sure that isn't an original idea though. The writing is below Reddit tier: unfunny when it means to be funny, stupid when it means to be deep, and obtuse when it tries to be expositive. The worst parts are the "Editor's notes" that appear to make a joke. They're stupid, unnecessary, and don't even make sense. Case in point, one is used to correct an in-universe character on the name of a movie that doesn't exist based on another in-universe character. It's fucking abhorrent to read and would be distracting if there was anything to distract from.

The art stinks too, characters change faces and sizes every other frame, the proportions and perspectives in general are fucked in just about every panel, and if they didn't color the text to show who's talking, it would be completely incomprehensible. Vito also stuck himself and Juju in the comic though, and made sure to make himself about half as fat as he should be and gave Diddler Dax more hair than he has left. The last part of the comic completely lost me, but from what I saw it reeks of Rick and Morty with multiverse portal this, and super-wacky-dimension-hopping-duo that. I stopped caring enough to piece it out, and only looked through it to laugh at Vaedophile's retarded 3 year old scribbles.

Conclusion: I feel a little bad for those who paid for this comic, as my life is worse from simply having read it. F-, not recommended, very bad.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

the only thing that I liked was the concept of each universe's stability being tied to one entity, and if that entity dies the universe dies too. I'm pretty sure that isn't an original idea though.

Yeah, that's literally the plot of the new Deadpool vs. Wolverine movie lol

For context, this is an unfinished version he supposedly sent to Ripoffverse, the guy who makes the terrible puppet videos about Eric July, for advice and critique. They had a falling out, and Ripoff sent it to "Frog Tony", who Vito also had a falling out with. Both have denied leaking it to Mint Salad.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I'll still think this is Gayfabe. Especially if you compare this shit to the shit they did and continue to do to July.

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

As shitty as this comic is, I do think it’s kind of sweet that he included a cameo of his dear friend Ethan Ralph in it… he even made the dark circle around one of the eyes nice and thick to capture that signature black eye he got in Porchugo! Not like Ralph would ever wear something this nice in real life, but hey, that’s the fun of getting to draw your own comic: you can use your imagination!

 

[Oliver Onions]

As shitty as this comic is, I do think it’s kind of sweet that he included a cameo of his dear friend Ethan Ralph in it

That can't be Ralph. Both his eyes are looking in the same direction.

 

[Particle Bored]

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Artwork like this got Greg Land accused of tracing porn, hmmmmmmmm

There was a crooked tranny
With a crooked man-jawed smile
Written by a crooked fat guy
Who was a crooked pedophile
He raped his crooked cat
With his crooked cock needing delouse
While watched by a crooked Dick*
In Barbie's crooked old dream house

*aka Dick Masterson, aka Dax Herrera, aka Juju the Cow, who likes to get railed by a crooked strap-on while dressed as a cow