Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 99 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.3%

  • Total voters
    395
The attention seeking continues. lol

Claiming credit for things as you flounce? Seriously?
yea that was my first thought, this niggers just an attention seeking, freak weirdo, inb4 some leak comes out exposing him as a pedo faggot or something... honestly, why can't these people with totally real "family stuff" coming out the blue just fuck off without a word
 
Okay, I was wrong. These posts are shitting up.

Apologies for the Friday-night drunkposting that was obviously purely in jest, but in all fairness, when faced with a content drought of 108 days with no streaming on a real platform, over a month without hugbox streaming, and coming up on a week without even a single tweet from the sufficiently "on-topic" cow, what really is there to shitpost about other than A) deciphering occasional teases of legal news from his ex-boyfriend who makes him seethe like nothing else, and/or B) ridiculing the lunacy of his sidepiece, who for all her faults is at least uniquely situated to get him to crawl out from under his rock and talk at all?

What would be preferable, another rehash of raccoons and autobrewery syndrome? Or perhaps the tripod debate should resurface?
 
What would be preferable, another rehash of raccoons and autobrewery syndrome? Or perhaps the tripod debate should resurface?
My advice would be to just put your feet up and chill until Tuesday, the 17th. That's the next milestone on the calendar. If Nick is to be believed (yeah I know), he might enter a plea on that day.

May it not be a complete flop like the 27th.
 
yea that was my first thought, this niggers just an attention seeking, freak weirdo, inb4 some leak comes out exposing him as a pedo faggot or something...
Holy wall of text, no one cares dude. You occasionally made Nick seethe, you weren't a celebrity. Would've been infinitely better to have deleted the account and left it at that.
To be fair, he had just deleted his Twitter, and then people began speculating what had happened in this thread (me included). Then, he wrote this long post.

The account is attention-seeking, but that is the whole point of Twitter. The algorithm selects such kinds of people. From all the attention-seeking people in the Sektur, BNN is not the worst one, at least in my opinion.
 
It's like raaaiiinnn on your wedding day:
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Melton has an impressive rack on his back.
Based on the location of his asscheeks on the chair, his spine is basically c-shaped. If he sat upright, assuming he is capable of such a thing, he'd stand several inches taller and his hump would transform into a gut. How is it even possible to have posture this bad?
 
The account is attention-seeking, but that is the whole point of Twitter. The algorithm selects such kinds of people. From all the attention-seeking people in the Sektur, BNN is not the worst one, at least in my opinion.
Yeah whatever but the dude (or dudette or whatever) didn't earn some kind of not being mocked for acting like an utter fag card just by mocking Cuckieta, even if he, she, whatever, actually did an okay job of it.
 
What would be preferable, another rehash of raccoons and autobrewery syndrome? Or perhaps the tripod debate should resurface?
Or perchance another tour through the second house? I went searching around to match April's recent IG pics. (Below, under spoiler.) We know she's there so there's not much point and it's inconclusive anyway.

I did find some other stuff that is worth mentioning:

1. Pic 1 - What is happening with the green blankets thingys? Pic 2- What IS the second pic? A Green Giant dream catcher? Pic 3 - Does she have a green security blanket? It's at the Hilton (not part of the bedding; links are available).
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2. I see no evidence of her Veterans Day pic of Nov. 11, 2024. (I thought she posted on IG too - I may be wrong.) It placed her decisively at the second home. Someone with access to her Twitter might want to check to see if it's still up. (Nick seemed upset at Keanu for revealing her location.)
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3. Did anyone catch this "NOSE BEFORE HOES" in the 3D room tour of the second home? Does she drink from that?! (I forget all that was posted. Apologies if I'm repeating.)
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4. Presented without comment.
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Ground floor/rec room vs her background. There are other windows with black edging but the blue curtains seem to match.
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No idea about the yellow blobs. Seems like her bedside light. House vs IG pic.
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Or perchance another tour through the second house? I went searching around to match April's recent IG pics. (Below, under spoiler.) We know she's there so there's not much point and it's inconclusive anyway.

I did find some other stuff that is worth mentioning:

1. Pic 1 - What is happening with the green blankets thingys? Pic 2- What IS the second pic? A Green Giant dream catcher? Pic 3 - Does she have a green security blanket? It's at the Hilton (not part of the bedding; links are available).
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2. I see no evidence of her Veterans Day pic of Nov. 11, 2024. (I thought she posted on IG too - I may be wrong.) It placed her decisively at the second home. Someone with access to her Twitter might want to check to see if it's still up. (Nick seemed upset at Keanu for revealing her location.)
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3. Did anyone catch this "NOSE BEFORE HOES" in the 3D room tour of the second home? Does she drink from that?! (I forget all that was posted. Apologies if I'm repeating.)
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4. Presented without comment.
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Ground floor/rec room vs her background. There are other windows with black edging but the blue curtains seem to match.
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No idea about the yellow blobs. Seems like her bedside light. House vs IG pic.
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She's still there.
Nick hates Kayla too much to let his concubine leave
 
Their motives to yeet the account? I think its bullshit as well, they were posting multiple times a day everyday and all of a sudden they are too busy to do it... seems bullshit, maybe someone got a little too close for comfort.
Maybe they flew too close to the sun with "verifying" that Aaron posted here and know that Aaron will be asked to confirm publicly whether or not those DMs are real.

The yeeting seemed like a petulant response to being challenged by this thread and returning to claim their "wins" likewise. Giving credit to KF for being a source doesn't really change that.

Why would anyone deleted their account just because real life got busy? It's unnecessary. You just stop using it, and if you're the kind of person who can't help responding to every little thing then you turn off notifications.
 
I see no evidence of her Veterans Day pic of Nov. 11, 2024. (I thought she posted on IG too - I may be wrong.) It placed her decisively at the second home. Someone with access to her Twitter might want to check to see if it's still up.
The tweet is still up. It was never posted on Instagram. See the posts below for archives and comparisons.
It is Veterans Day in the United States, and April made a tweet in honor of the troops.
These are from the Rekietas’ second house. You can see the same trinkets in the Zillow listing. It looks like the same window, too.

4. Presented without comment.
Holy shit lmao. Good find. :story:
 
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