Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[funscape]

also
"Resippt"
"Sum dare rolls"
"Stuffed crust prizza"
"Mootsarella cheese"
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I can't believe I just watched Cobes drunkenly shovel cheesy hash-browns into his mouth with his bare hands again.

He looks like those horrific AI videos of people eating.

 

[Smegward]

He looks like those horrific AI videos of people eating.

he is an ai video of people eating. have you seen how his eyes roll back while his face morphs over the food? who eats like that?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"Morton isolated salt"
"Salty sweet texture"

"Hey big spender"

 

[Negev]

he is an ai video of people eating. have you seen how his eyes roll back while his face morphs over the food? who eats like that?

He has developed prehensile lips since he cant use his teeth very much probably because all the enamel is gone

 

[bonified retard]

Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10

Living the dream.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10

Is this a feeder thing, like King Assripper? I know he said he's doing cameos but who the hell is dropping $48 that consistently?

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Since Josh never buys new clothes other than what fans send him, I wonder what he's going to do when he won't fit in his Ozzy shirts and bleached pants anymore? He must struggle to get in those customized jeans these days. Will he just stream with a loin cloth on like some disgusting Boglim version of Jabba the Hutt?

We'd get into a permanent jort saga and later buck naked saga which would lead to the channel's kiss of death when he eventually stumbles up drunk swinging Josh Jr. into the camera.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Sixty god damned dollars for burgers from Denny's of all places.

 

[bonified retard]

Since Josh never buys new clothes other than what fans send him, I wonder what he's going to do when he won't fit in his Ozzy shirts and bleached pants anymore? He must struggle to get in those customized jeans these days. Will he just stream with a loin cloth on like some disgusting Boglim version of Jabba the Hutt?

He's going to start looking like that picture of NAL in the $666 jeans

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He's going to start looking like that picture of NAL in the $666 jeans
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I was watching the Seizure video about the NAL saga and she is just plain a big bitch. Like she dominated Cobra in height and weight the moment she breached the lair.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I was watching the Seizure video about the NAL saga and she is just plain a big bitch. Like she dominated Cobra in height and weight the moment she breached the lair.

That's just the sexual dimorphism of bog creatures. The females are the dominant sex.

 

[Ground Cinnamon]

Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10

Would love to see the moment he decides to just throw in those 2 crab cakes. Good god

 

[Your Landlord]

Is he doordashing booze still? He has had quite a variety of liquor recently; it seems unlikely that he's walking anywhere to me with those swollen, supposedly yeast-infected, bloated ass legs. Especially in those tight pants; the boy needs a new wardrobe.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Cobes calls his shotgun Bad Company, what did he call his custom green revolver he had in 2018 before he pawned it?

 

[bonified retard]

Is he doordashing booze still?

He has a couple different booze options on doordash, but I think it's safe to assume he's been ordering from Albertson's. The energy drinks and lime juice he mixed them with aren't available at the other liquor store, and there's no way he's leaving the house for something he can just doordash.

He's probably made at least 10 seperate doordash orders this week between all the booze/mixers, chips, bacon ranch, and fast food orders.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Cobes calls his shotgun Bad Company, what did he call his custom green revolver he had in 2018 before he pawned it?
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Aaah, the Shamrock Special .38. That little sub-saga is one of my favorites.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Cobes calls his shotgun Bad Company, what did he call his custom green revolver he had in 2018 before he pawned it?
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Oh wow I just found this listing, he must've just gone on Google and searched for "black and green gun", then went and actually brought it just because of that hahahahahahahahahahaha it wasn't even custom made!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha. This guy doesn't give a shit, he's so fucking autistic it's awesome.
https://www.impactguns.com/Revolver...-2-Barrel-Green-Frame-5rd-678958538441-53844/

So close to $420 as well hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


Did he have a nickname for it though?

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Well since no one stepped up to the plate I did. Meet the love children of Jessica and Josh! The welcomed four sons this year <3

Damien

Josh Jr

Jesse

Ozzy II

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Oh wow I just found this listing, he must've just gone on Google and searched for "black and green gun", then went and actually brought it just because of that hahahahahahahahahahaha it wasn't even custom made!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha. This guy doesn't give a shit, he's so fucking autistic it's awesome.
https://www.impactguns.com/Revolver...-2-Barrel-Green-Frame-5rd-678958538441-53844/

So close to $420 as well hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Did he have a nickname for it though?

Almost $420 and it's not even rated for +p ammo.