Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Amanda Mullen]

If Shmorky were to have a personality disorder without a shadow of a doubt (I'm no doctor), which do you think it would be? IIRC, you can't have more than one PD, so you can only pick one.

I'm leaning toward histrionic PD because it more or less aligns with his dramatic grabs for attention. He has that thing where he MUST be the center of attention at all times. I even wonder if all the crazy shit like the make up and voice bundled in his trans identity is also an attempt to vie for attention. Like, do people like this care even if it's negative attention?

Histrionic would fit him, but I think Narcissistic Personality Disorder fits better. The symptoms read like his Autobiography. Delusions of grandeur, callous and unemotional traits, disregard for others' feelings, excessive need for admiration, mood swings...

Pretty sure if the feverfew meltdown was anything to go by. Where its almost certain Shmorks got ahold of a cell phone and had a breakdown on the forums trying to sock puppet defend himself. Then as soon as he gets near a computer ts going to just be the worst thing in the world. As he goes full out damage control and tries to blame us all for being a cabal of pedophile neonazis who are trying to defame brave transwoman divas who need life saving support networks and lots of free cash.

Likely culminating a shock realization that hes done for and another more permanent solution to his suicide endgame, possibly trying to implicate us in the death by bullying. Which will be ironic given Clayton Olney.

I still think FeverFew was one of his Troon buddies on Facebook, judging from the writing style and the fact that there's just no way any psych ward would let you have a smart phone. Also, I'm not a Nazi, I'm a National Socialist, gaaaawd can we be politically correct here, people?

scene of him mopping up a burger kind

Funny you should say that, the only job Shmorky ever held besides animation and porn commissions was a fry cook at Burger King and I think he got fired from that after like 2 months.

Who cares that Shmorky is a pedophilic sexual predator? The real issue here is the misgendering!

This is why I am not an "ally" and voted for Trump.

I only ever see him mentioned anymore unless somebody brings up that storyline he wrote where Mandy did 9/11.

Wait, what??

No fucking kidding, I've been through all the posts here + ss posts for the same hours straight and its quite the ride, honestly would make a great novel as its given me a new perspective on life / new appreciation for my life.

For real, it needs to be a novel. Look out Stephanie Meyer, there's a new Klurf in town!

I doubt Shmorky identifies as any of these since they are human genders....and Shmorky is at best only a crude approximation of humanity!

No 'transfeminine non-binary diapersexual Klurf' option? For shame, Zuckerburg.

Shmorky wants to solidify the stereotype of transgendered people being mentally ill psychotic degenerates. I also would not be surprised if he stunk like butt cracc.

Even normal gays dislike the transgendered.

He covered up the unwashed butt crack smell with copious amounts of perfume. Also, maybe I should be less judgemental, but I didn't know anything about transgendered people, but after Shmork and meeting lots of transgendered people through him and seeing the community up close....I do not like transgendered people. The only sane one I've ever seen is Blair White. I don't like making blanket statements about people, but fuck, they're such a toxic community.

Our influence is spreading.

"Got where he was by just shitting around."

tl;dr: gender dysphoria is real

It's real, but medical studies have been done to prove that it can be treated with anti-psychotics. In terms of medical ethics, it would be far better to treat a condition with medication than invasive and irreversible surgery, as well as irreversible effects through hormones, but the code of medical ethics is defied and it isn't treated this was because BIGOTRY! and GATEKEEPING!

Also, I found one of Shmorkelborkel's relatives.

Don't bring Jack Packard into this. Red Letter Media is amazing.

.........

On a serious note though...I really can't stop thinking/reeling in absolute terror at how things would be right now if I had married Shmorky. He was pushing to make our wedding date sooner all the time, he wanted us to get married in March of 2015 but I wanted to wait until we had at least been dating over a year. I almost did get married to him in March of 2015 though...I really almost did. Just...fuck me running, I could've been married to a pedophile right now. I was going to have children with this man. If we had gotten married in March of 2015 we probably would have had our first by now. What would he have done to them? Fuck, it makes me physically sick to think about...

 

[buffaloWildWings]

I clicked on the Youtube page just to confirm that yes, that is Jack from RedLettermedia.

Man my day started kind of cruddy but it just keeps getting better.

*AIDS-Moby likes poo poo as well as pee pee and does a very good job in that aspect of the scenario*

 

[Amanda Mullen]

o is Zalgoshere another Shmorky alt? because that name brings up an interesting search result..someone with that username asking to cyber on 4chan board /r9/k...on January 2nd! in the hospital?

Zalgosphere is Shmorky's alt, yes, he was open about that with me. Zalgo was a character he created back in the mid 2000s I believe.

@Mandarys_Milan how big was it?

Shmorky's dick was adequately sized. He was definitely a grower, not a shower, which makes for a better dick overall. It was cut, which I very much appreciate because I don't like aardvark dicks. If I had to guess, it was 7 inches when it was hard, and he actually knew how to use it very well when he wasn't rolling around in bed in a diaper asking me to scold him for being a 'bad wittle boy."

It's strange but based on my Twitter research side from a couple whack jobs the Diaperfurs seem to be turning against Shmorky in bulk, but much the trans community (or at least all the SJW ones) seem to largely still be white knighting for him....saying that Shmorky being misgendered is way worse then his actual pedophillia.....It's kinda strange as I'd assumed it would have been the way around.

and the other person calling the logs fake

tumblr fulla cp http://confused-mujina.tumblr.com
here is a photo of his dong, for some reason https://twitter.com/ConfusedMujina/status/819039631056506882

Tumblr: "NOBODY EVER LIES ABOUT RAPE OR ABUSE EVER AND ANY QUESTIONING OF THEIR STORY IS VICTIM BLAMING!!!
Also Tumblr: *Analyzes every pixel of @carefully 's chatlogs looking for a single flaw like it's the fucking Zapruder film.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Hello Sex Cop, slight inaccuracy. It is alleged that Shmorky started doing non-penetrative sex stuff with her when she was only 16, however there's no evidence proving that. Carefully had initially thought that the Skype logs took place when she was 17, but it turned out it's when she was 18.

Before they used Skype to communicate, they used Facebook. But when she tried to recover messages from that platform, it wouldn't let her view Shmorky's messages (presumably because he blocked her or something).

We do have evidence that they were in contact around that time however, because there is a history of outgoing messages from her to him on Facebook while she was 16. It's fair to say that Shmorky was grooming her based on this. But you know. Allegedly.

I hope this clears up some of the confusion.

 

[HG 400]

and he actually knew how to use it very well when he wasn't rolling around in bed in a diaper asking me to scold him for being a 'bad wittle boy."

so basically you're saying he did very well in that aspect of the scenario?

 

[HG 400]

Also hi Sex Cop, we love you. Come join us and stop hanging out with those reprehensible faggots. If it makes you feel more at home I can extort you for ten bucks every time you say something offensive.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

Aside from Khmer culture and history (what the fuck is that) and I've never skated we have a lot in common.
yeah guys shmorky's ex is gonna sit on my face! fuckin' hyped


i like how it's been several days and Lowtax is still fighting twittertrans off with a stick. they're fucking relentless.
also I saw (well I didn't because that waste of semen blocks me on every single account he has) that Axikal was giving Lowtax shit over Shmorky. I'm honestly not surprised. That guy has lolcow potential. Just don't mention Dragon's Crown in front of him... wew, triggered.

Khmer = Cambodian. Also face sitting is out of the question since I'm now completely turned off towards any kind of kink and probably will be for the rest of my life. From here on out, it's nothing but Christian, conservative men (who identify as MEN) with morals and family values, and we're going to have sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

Also, the fucking twittertrans...it's almost like autogynephilia and pedophilia are intrinsically linked or something. I never would have guessed.

so basically you're saying he did very well in that aspect of the scenario?

He did very, very well in that aspect of the scenario, yes. He could last really long and was able to get me to orgasm. I realize that earlier in the thread I said his dick was 5 inches, but I remember it being longer than that, so I guess it was 6, I don't know, I never measured it. Now I want to puke thinking where that dick has been before it was in me...

 

[Curt Sibling]

Welcome to Klurfwitz! Kommandant Null and Doktor Dynastia are here to greet you...

 

[Null]

This isn't a fucking Schizophrenic dating website. Take it to PM.

Please stop trying to make the thread about you and let funny pictures and fun online content take its course.

 

[D.Va]

Welcome to Klurfwitz! Kommandant Null and Doktor Dynastia are here to greet you...
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keep them coming

 

[OwO What's This?]

@Curt Sibling lmao you just fucking owned this dude let me tell ya

 

[CatParty]

@Mandarys_Milan please describe shmorky's dick.

post pics @Mandarys_Milan

no one hates diaperfurs more than a furry

they're the same thing and furries are cancer

 

[Meowthkip]

Wait, what??

This is off topic, but I feel like it needs to be shared because it's fucking incredible.

Spoiler: I will never not find this hilarious. It's like Loss.jpg

On a serious note though...I really can't stop thinking/reeling in absolute terror at how things would be right now if I had married Shmorky. He was pushing to make our wedding date sooner all the time, he wanted us to get married in March of 2015 but I wanted to wait until we had at least been dating over a year. I almost did get married to him in March of 2015 though...I really almost did. Just...fuck me running, I could've been married to a pedophile right now. I was going to have children with this man. If we had gotten married in March of 2015 we probably would have had our first by now. What would he have done to them? Fuck, it makes me physically sick to think about...

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

Also hi Sex Cop, we love you. Come join us and stop hanging out with those reprehensible faggots. If it makes you feel more at home I can extort you for ten bucks every time you say something offensive.

We're just one big bachelorette party here at Kiwi Farms, and we need an authority figure to keep things sexy.

 

[Null]

We have the best artists don't we fokes

 

[buffaloWildWings]

I do not like transgendered people. The only sane one I've ever seen is Blair White. I don't like making blanket statements about people, but fuck, they're such a toxic community.

The "community" consists of trannies who will never pass.
Trannies who pass go on with their lives as women and couldn't care less.

Btw, Theryn Meyer is also good, she's a nationalist white tranny from South Africa who lives in Canada now. She's got her own YouTube channel and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[HG 400]

We're just one big bachelorette party here at Kiwi Farms, and we need an authority figure to keep things sexy.

Also I have meowthkip's irl dox and I'm happy to give it out to any swole and cut officer of the law if he needs to make a welfare check.

 

[vertexwindi]

I almost did get married to him in March of 2015 though...I really almost did. Just...fuck me running, I could've been married to a pedophile right now. I was going to have children with this man. If we had gotten married in March of 2015 we probably would have had our first by now. What would he have done to them? Fuck, it makes me physically sick to think about...

At least you would never have to change the baby's diapers.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

This isn't a fucking Schizophrenic dating website. Take it to PM.

Please stop trying to make the thread about you and let funny pictures and fun online content take its course.

It's called a joke. I answer questions as I'm asked them. Give up the grudge and calm down.

post pics @Mandarys_Milan

If only I had some. Shmork wasn't one for dick pics because he didn't like the fact that his dick existed, and was much more fond of the imaginary vagina he had in between his balls and ass.

 

[HG 400]

It's called a joke. I answer questions as I'm asked them. Give up the grudge and calm down.

Nobody has a grudge against you we're just not here to see thirsty spergs trying to talk you into sitting on their faces.

 

[CatParty]

If only I had some. Shmork wasn't one for dick pics because he didn't like the fact that his dick existed, and was much more fond of the imaginary vagina he had in between his balls and ass.

would you possibly have any personal pics of him you have not previously shared? stories are nice but content content is even better