Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Pill Cosby]

Lolcows have a tendency to announce as soon as the pee stick shows a second line, but I would assume Dax would provide some sort of evidence if it was real and not just attention bait.

We can only help Nick asks Marie for her piss for his own drug tests.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Dax telling his 10 year old child how he was home coming king.

This made me acutely aware that if the demon baby comes to pass Dax is going to end up hanging around high schools in his 50s (assuming he doesn't already).

i'd assume its real, at their age they basically tell the woman not to tell anyone until its like month 6 because you have a 90% shot of a miscarriage.

I assume it's real because it would be the most horrific outcome and we live in a permanent waking nightmare.

 

[Shark_ Sapiens_0001]

It looks like Dick is saying that Riley supposedly beat the charges against him.

https://xcancel.com/dickmasterson/status/1867696310364848

 

[demicolon]

What are the odds the kid isn't even actually his but he can't say he was cucked?

You mean, Sean is the father?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It looks like Dick is saying that Riley supposedly beat the charges against him.

https://xcancel.com/dickmasterson/status/1867696310364848

Cross posting from the legal thread:



Only some points were granted and the trial is on thr calender. Collin County says that the docket updates in real time within the same business day.

I have requested all the court documents and a transcript of the hearing (if one was held) from the clerk, and I should have them next week.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

How does this make Eric July a "bitch ass"?

 

[genericwhitemale]

How does this make Eric July a "bitch ass"?

He still likes to say that Eric July called the police on Riley because he's scared of a fat manlet with wonky eyes. So QED the prosecution realising there's not much point in prosecuting a fat retard who lives states away is undeniable proof the state of Te-has thinks Eric July is a retard gorilla nigger pussy bitch.

 

[Kulee Baba]

He still likes to say that Eric July called the police on Riley because he's scared of a fat manlet with wonky eyes. So QED the prosecution realising there's not much point in prosecuting a fat retard who lives states away is undeniable proof the state of Te-has thinks Eric July is a retard gorilla nigger pussy bitch.

Christ how long has this dumb Eric July feud gone on for now? I’m guessing 4 years. It’s so boring.

Come on Dick if you’re going to feud do it against Warski and Asston. They’re both retarded grifters just like you.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Christ how long has this dumb Eric July feud gone on for now? I’m guessing 4 years. It’s so boring.

I don't know if you're joking or not, but I regret to remind everyone it's actually only been about a year since Dick took up this retarded crusade.

 

[The Hardest R]

He started picking up the retarded Eric July crusade when it finally went through his retarded thick spic skull that crusading for Cuties was doing damage to his grifts. He spent three years crusading for Cuties so if you think he’s going to stop talking about Eric July anytime soon, he’s just getting started.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Dick Masterson is like a broken clock: he's right only twice per day.
If he says something fun or smart, rest assured that during the same day he has either took a shit inside the sink or wore underpants above his pants.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

If he says something fun or smart, rest assured that the same day he did that he has also either took a shit in the sink or wore underpants above pants.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Come on Dick if you’re going to feud do it against Warski and Asston. They’re both retarded grifters just like you.

Still has PTSD from dropping acid and seeing the pink starfish

 

[Procrastinhater]

Crossposting from the Nullo Thread.
He might not be dressed like a cow but this dude looks like Dick Masterson

Spoiler: NSFW

The faggot on top even talked about "riding Master" I'm wondering if he typed fast so the "S O N" keys on his keyboard never registered.
This is now my headcannon.
I'm gonna bet if that camera panned around you'd find one of these on the floor

And look at that, its even sold by JuJuBees...

 

[MisterCH 86]

It looks like Dick is saying that Riley supposedly beat the charges against him.

https://xcancel.com/dickmasterson/status/1867696310364848

He didn't, Riley's scheduled for Trial next month.

Like I said Riley is not out of the woods yet....hell Dick even said Eric was forced to go to court to testify....that never happened because it was a state case

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Like I said Riley is not out of the woods yet....hell Dick even said Eric was forced to go to court to testify....that never happened because it was a state case

Court documents have been posted in the legal thread.

From a preliminary reading as a non-barrister, it looks like quibbling over vaguery in the charge elements and basic attmepts trying to undermine the charge.

The judge ruled very narrowly on the motion to quash and the trial is still set--hardly the huge win being portrayed.

 

[Incecticyder]

Like I said Riley is not out of the woods yet....hell Dick even said Eric was forced to go to court to testify....that never happened because it was a state case

Court documents have been posted in the legal thread.

From a preliminary reading as a non-barrister, it looks like quibbling over vaguery in the charge elements and basic attmepts trying to undermine the charge.

The judge ruled very narrowly on the motion to quash and the trial is still set--hardly the huge win being portrayed.

Eric is not even part of this if I am not mistaken. Riley was not arrested for what he did to Eric, he was arrested for causing trouble. The fact he caused trouble to annoy Eric is irrelevant for this with the possible exception of using footage of him harassing Eric as proof that Riley is unhinged and a threat to the public.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Eric is not even part of this if I am not mistaken. Riley was not arrested for what he did to Eric, he was arrested for causing trouble. The fact he caused trouble to annoy Eric is irrelevant for this with the possible exception of using footage of him harassing Eric as proof that Riley is unhinged and a threat to the public.

Correct. A look at the court documents will tell a very different story than what Juju (the man who loves to get pegged in the arse while dressed as a cow) and Nick are trying to spin.

The fight is over whether Texas was specific enough in their charges and can support each element for the charge. The judge ruled to grant a fraction of their motion and we are moving on.

There was not even a hearing.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Correct. A look at the court documents will tell a very different story than what Juju (the man who loves to get pegged in the arse while dressed as a cow) and Nick are trying to spin.

The fight is over whether Texas was specific enough in their charges and can support each element for the charge. The judge ruled to grant a fraction of their motion and we are moving on.

There was not even a hearing.

But that nigger traced a table.
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[Claude Sigma]

Dick is having a daughter.

Yesterday on episode 440 Dick openly talks about "his daughter" and not "his baby", which means that he now knows the sex of the child.
Since he knows it so early, it most likely mean that he did an NIPT test to make sure the child is not a downie, which is the smart thing to do since Maria is 40 years old and ongoing a geriatric pregnancy. We can also conclude that he intended to kill the child if he or she was chromosomically enhanced ; no reason to pay for the test if you don't intend to act on it if it's positive.

For those that don't know, an NIPT test is an expensive test that can be done starting at the 9th week of pregnancy to look at the chromosomes of the child and verify that they look normal. Since it looks at the chromosomes you can of course determine if it's an XY or XX.