Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Apparently Kraven failed because of "political reasons"





Guess he didn't want to make a video for it



He really loves his AI toys



Wants to burn a live snake alive



Ironic



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[p1138]

Wants to burn a live snake alive

When that's his default idea for cooking meat, it really does explain things. Need gud meat NOW! Burnt on the outside raw on the inside.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Wants to burn a live snake alive

Nicest guy on Youtube. But then he also wanted to see a dog get shocked by the invisible fence.

But I'd rather have a snake in my oven than a Scalfatty in my home.

 

[Marc]

I like that Tammy has to be the one to hold Jack's phone in one hand to take the photo of her other hand holding Rob's utensils because Jack can't do either of those things. I hope Rob used each one as an ass scratcher.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

I like that Tammy has to be the one to hold Jack's phone in one hand to take the photo of her other hand holding Rob's utensils because Jack can't do either of those things. I hope Rob used each one as an ass scratcher.

To be fair to the crippled wendigo both of Tammy's hands are in frame so she can't have been the one holding the phone which means jack was drooling over her shoulder to get the first person POV shot presumably to give off the impression that he's the one holding it despite the obviously painted nails and female hands.

But I'd rather have a snake in my oven than a Scalfatty in my home

A snake will eat small pests before they can get into your home and start breeding, Jack however is too slow, blind and crippled to catch rodents and his graveyard of grills and smokers provide excellent shelter for them to hide in.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

He's fucking retarded, so he probably means the vaccine, instead of the gain of function virus research that was going on in Wuhan, that was partially funded by the US. Fatty's retardation is the same dumb shit that prompted thousands of moron boomers to cry about wearing a paper cough mask as if that were going to somehow kill them because it meant being cut off from "god's air"(they actually made statements like that) while ignoring that tons of people around the globe wear respiratory PPE 40 hours a week due to that jobs, and are just fine.

Masks are gay, ok sperg

 

[Marc]

To be fair to the crippled wendigo both of Tammy's hands are in frame so she can't have been the one holding the phone which means jack was drooling over her shoulder to get the first person POV shot presumably to give off the impression that he's the one holding it despite the obviously painted nails and female hands.

I had to enlarge the thumbnail to see her other hand. By god, the two person job of photographing a single handful of smiling sticks is even dumber than I gave the Scalfatties credit for.

 

[JackAteMyPussy]

Don't know if this has been discussed yet but the new bitmojis make Jagoff look like John Fetterman. Very fitting imo


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It looks like WingsOfRedemption:

 

[The Grimace]

He can't see the screen. His vision is fucked he probably can barely follow along with a plot line for more than a couple minutes. He goes to these movies to consume more popcorn.

Maybe he just does this instead.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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Maybe he just does this instead.

He's not smart enough to think of anything like that. He just abuses the free soda/popcorn refills. IIRC when he was in the nursing home, he would bring back a full tub because they weren't feeding him 5000+ calories a day.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

A snake will eat small pests before they can get into your home and start breeding, Jack however is too slow, blind and crippled to catch rodents and his graveyard of grills and smokers provide excellent shelter for them to hide in.

Snakes are also better company. They don't bother you unless you get too close.

He's not smart enough to think of anything like that. He just abuses the free soda/popcorn refills. IIRC when he was in the nursing home, he would bring back a full tub because they weren't feeding him 5000+ calories a day.

The worst part is when he and Hammy would go they'd get their popcorn and drinks. Put the drinks in the seat holders then dump the popcorn into the drink caddy and immediately go back to get a refill so they could both have their popcorn.

I can't finish a small movie theater popcorn because it's so loaded with fat and salt. I can't imagine how Fatty and Hammy eat a whole bucket of that stuff in one sitting.

 

[lindsayfan]

Apparently Kraven failed because of "political reasons"

the illuminati have consigned this movie masterpiece to failure due to brave christian hollywood executives REFUSING the directive to have kraven turn directly to camera mid-film and deliver a speech praising anal sex

 

[Neko GF]

JACK IN THE BOX TINY BIRRIA TACOS​

(12/18/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=PWrlRUdMgVc

Spoiler: Local Archive (480p):

 

[Comma]

JACK IN THE BOX TINY BIRRIA TACOS​

(12/18/24)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=PWrlRUdMgVc

Spoiler: Local Archive (480p):

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[lindsayfan]

tammy's so intent on jamming down those fried dumplings (sorry i mean BIRRIA TACOS) she can't even answer jack's slurred retard interrogation. i half expected her to snarl at him with her mouth full like a food-insecure dog interrupted at its bowl.

also what's goin on here


nostril, lips, teeth all lookin bad. with only 12 days left in december, the vessel weakens...

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shame on any janny who thumbnails these. some images simply must be experienced full-size, full resolution

 

[Marc]

Thoughts:

-Jack's audio goes from screaming-loud to whisper-quiet, despite him and Hammy remaining stationary in a car for the entire video. I turned down the volume because his stupid monkey music was too loud, then had to turn it up because he and Tammy were so quiet, then turned it down when they parked so Jack could bitch directly into the mic that he didn't see sufficient cheese or sauce through his legally-blind sugar plums.

-Jack (of course) doesn't even know what "birria" is: He immediately launches into seething that the tacos don't have cheese, despite the tacos being marketed as birria; and not quesabirria*). He similarly seethes over Jack in the Box birria tacos not including consomé to dip them into - As though there's some giant pot of broth behind the drive-thru window leftover from the Jack in the Box employees chucking a bag of these frozen, pre-filled taco shells into the fryer that the Scalfattis are being cheated out of. He is audibly offended when Tammy shuts down the full-blown tantrum/brain bleed he's working himself toward by assuring the audience that the tacos are "good."

-Tammy obviously saved half of each box of tacos for Jack to inhale once the camera was off, despite Jack having filmed himself eating pizza in his previous video spent insisting his strict carnivore diet didn't allow for pizza...and also despite being so morbidly obese a year into his fake diet that the ascites bloat in his massive gut is bifurcated and extends a foot over the tree stump he leans into while fake-standing.

-Jack is threatening to do a journalistic exposé video addressing fast food restaurants "running out of food" (In reality, Jack is complaining that the only Jack in the Box in Nashville ran out of their current promotional item, which would obviously be stocked less than their staple menu items, rather than overestimate demand). The more blind Jack gets, the more conspiracy he sees. I also like that he had Tammy drive him to the same restaurant three or more times in a row to ask if they had the tacos; when either one of them could have just asked when the manager expected to receive another shipment the first time they discovered that particular location had run out of them.

-Jack goes out of his way to brag that he remembers when you ordered from a clown's head.

-Jack looks like the bloated corpse of a drowning victim fished out of a river - Especially when he closes his eyes and juts his tongue out into the cloaca of whatever sandwich he's eating. I've seen fat people contort their faces like Jack while a cartel is making an example of them in front of their children - But Jack just looks like that all of the time. Also, his vocal cord paralysis has progressed to a distracting extent: The entirety of his already-obnoxious speech is now limited to death metal growls performed in the manner of Val Kilmer.

*For all I know, these tacos do have cheese. I'm just taking the big baby at his word.

Edit: When I first saw the video, there were no comments yet posted. So far, the comments are exactly as expected (click to enlarge):

 

[densedance]

You can't convince me that this retard with all those Smokers, Grills & whatever Gadgets has no decent picshurs of Steaks he made at home. No, he has to use AI all the time. WARS WARS WARS!

 

[Tiresome]

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Okay, first shrink that shit and then for fuck's sake, spoiler tag it.

 

[biggacracka]

You can't convince me that this retard with all those Smokers, Grills & whatever Gadgets has no decent picshurs of Steaks he made at home. No, he has to use AI all the time. WARS WARS WARS!

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Apology for bad English
Where were you even steak war'd
I was say at home eating CARNIVOAR when jack ring
"steak is war"
"no"

 

[myhairisonfire]

"no"

THEN WHO WAS PHONE???