Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock2]

Rockstar hair

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Rockstar hair
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Gourdlactus.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Didn't he stalk a minor though? That one chick that he still forces himself into her life by bothering her parents? I swear I heard she was a minor when he was doing that but I am kind of a newfag with Cobes.

No, he got accused of being a stalker in HS because he was obsessed with girls he had a crush on. You might be thinking of Ellen who is an of-age, cisgendered, non-related woman.

To my knowledge the only questionable situation involving Cobes was jerking off in front of "special needs" girl because she asked him to, but like most of his stories take it with a huge grain of salt. Even so he's not much different in mental capabilities so it's not really sicko behavior.

 

[Fortyone]

He spent more on the bacon than the sandwich meal itself.
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Also, this is just the lazy version of the original trump burger, back when he was actually creative and would cook.

When he stopped wearing the bandana and started wearing crumpled cowboy/pirate hats he lost his mojo

When he stopped wearing anything on his head and just exposes his obscene remnants of scraggly hair and lets his unkempt beard grow unchecked he lost whatever spark of dignity he had left in his life as well

 

[fukkit]

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

Hair lookin like a Lovecraftian entity, TWU toobs

 

[Jobama]

Wings talked about getting both him and NAL on after the breakup and hrh even reached out to him and gave him NAL’s email, but nothing ever came of it.

I even found a tweet from last year wanting him to come on.
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No doubt that people were texting him non-stop "better not go on lolcowlive BOY" which will definitely make him not want to, and good because lolcowlive is special Olympics super AIDS gay. I also don't see him enjoying or relating to two fat retards and an incredibly annoying faggot. If LolcowLive was just some dudes drinking, talking about drinking, and had some butt-ugly goth girl with a fucked up hair cut on camera laughing at their stupid jokes he might organically watch it and go on it. With wings, boogie, and keem? I doubt it, unless one of their paypig mods gets in touch with cobra's discord buddy trolls and can finesse him into an appearance.

I think Josh actually talked about going on before and said he didn’t want to because he thinks Wings is a sicko.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Hair lookin like a Lovecraftian entity, TWU toobs

Gives off more of a Clive Barker vibe IMO.

 

[bonified retard]

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[Lesbian Sleepover]

I thought he was fucking w me -- CASE-UH-DILL-LUHS. I knew he'd let them cool (so they don't fall apart , trole) but how he pronounced it why have I never heard this before ?

 

[McWeaeselton]

The boy got my hopes up for a second there with the little squeezers box next to the shrimp. I thought we might get a fiery fish pizza food hack edition. But no, he's just mixing sauces.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The boy got my hopes up for a second there with the little squeezers box next to the shrimp. I thought we might get a fiery fish pizza food hack edition. But no, he's just mixing sauces.

The Iron Age of KingCobraJFS is both sad and disappointing in equal parts.

 

[Negev]

When he mentioned doing a drink combo I thought we were going to get some disgusting shrimp infused alcohol or something then I remembered we are in the depression saga and its just alcohol and an energy drink that are the same flavors. No fun allowed tubes.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

When he mentioned doing a drink combo I thought we were going to get some disgusting shrimp infused alcohol or something then I remembered we are in the depression saga and its just alcohol and an energy drink that are the same flavors. No fun allowed tubes.

This is the Iron Age, Genosse.

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

All these Cobraisms, and Warlord still steals the show. At 6:45: "The ancient Somalians.. had the earliest form of writing".

KANGS, TWU

 

[Spergerella Junior]

Man, if that is his mom, and he knows about her channel, then that's gotta suck for him. I know he already has mommy issues, but this is almost rubbing it in. She does the same kinds of hacks he does, she looks like him, she knows who he is, and she won't even admit she's his mom.

She changed her name just to distance herself from Clint, but why? What was the point, if she was just going to use her whole-ass government name and face, and make YouTube videos?

There must be a story there. Any possible version of it is bizarre.

Did she start a cooking channel because she was watching Josh’s channel? Is she trying to be better than him? Is she subconsciously trying to relate to him? Is this just genetics making two related tards be predisposed to cooking hack channels on YouTube?

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Did she start a cooking channel because she was watching Josh’s channel? Is she trying to be better than him? Is she subconsciously trying to relate to him? Is this just genetics making two related tards be predisposed to cooking hack channels on YouTube?

All of these could be true at the same time

 

[Umaibae]

I thought he was fucking w me -- CASE-UH-DILL-LUHS. I knew he'd let them cool (so they don't fall apart , trole) but how he pronounced it why have I never heard this before ?

A lot of white people say it this way. Cobes has been saying it for years lol

 

[funscape]

The boy got my hopes up for a second there with the little squeezers box next to the shrimp. I thought we might get a fiery fish pizza food hack edition. But no, he's just mixing sauces.

It would be amazing if Cobra had a Bloody Mary/Caesar phase. It would combine everything he loves. Those cocktails are food hacks/drink combos all in one and he can use his chef's toothpicks to stack bacon on top and whatever disgusting shit he has on hand.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It would be amazing if Cobra had a Bloody Mary/Caesar phase. It would combine everything he loves. Those cocktails are food hacks/drink combos all in one and he can use his chef's toothpicks to stack bacon on top and whatever disgusting shit he has on hand.

On the other hand, it's vegetable juice. Better not be drinking your veggies BOY