"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[break these cuffs]

He already does, more or less.

I miss seeing his stupid face. I can't even remember what part of it has enough free space to get a Palestinian flag or "بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ ٱلرَّحْمَٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ" tattooed on it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Does he intend to wear a Hijab?

I’m hoping for a burqa. They’d have to make one with a diagonal eye slit, mind.

So far he's been gay, Democratic, jewish, Maoist, trans, anti-colonialist, bondage-walrus, Tattoo-freak, balless, cyclist, lesbian, radfem, anarchist, Hispanic, ANTIFA, anti-Zionist, Satanist, and now he's a Muslim.
I wonder if he'll run out of leftist identities to glom onto and horseshoe over to the far-right. I can't wait to see Phil as an elderly, blighted potato wheezing that he's converted from National Socialism to Tradpilled Catholicism.

He also played with Shinto, eco-terrorism and being a furry. There are probably many more, although we can discount “worker.”

He doesn't care if he gets a no fly list as long he gets his tug boat.

Now if he was banned from using buses…

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I'm not sure Phil would make through the front door once they see his green feet.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I’m hoping for a burqa. They’d have to make one with a diagonal eye slit, mind.

Lost my fucking shit at that. Thanks, fren

Those poor local muslims are going to discover fast what happens when affirmative action takes over, and they’re expected to be nice to the stinking retard who wants to play along with them because it makes him feel funny in his pants. How cucked are the local Muslim population in Portland? Guess we’ll soon find out.

 

[TV's Adam West]

MASHALLAH WE GETTING ARAB MONEY

 

[moorhen]

I think Islam would be good for Phil.
He'll have to spend the whole of March fasting, which will be good for his giant gut. Then maybe he'll go to Mecca for Hajj and get stoned to death in Saudi Arabia.

 

[WarJams]

The canteen looks brand new and the quran hasn't been cracked open

Is this the tankie version of that shit "cool" wine aunts do when they post a book they will never read and a glass of wine to instagram?

 

[Telvanni]

Looks like Phil may be testing out a new identity.
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The canteen looks brand new and the quran hasn't been cracked open.

https://bsky.app/profile/aspenblocninja161.bsky.social/post/3ldr6fttslk2w

Well, if he ever leaves Islam, it's fair game for any Muslim to slay him for Shirk and Apostasy.
Inshallah

 

[Alex Krycek]

What does the Koran say about eunuchs, which Phil claims to be?

I have only read parts of the Quran out of curiosity but I do know that Islamic Empires were pretty infamous for keeping a large number of Eunuchs and in fact the Mamluks of Egypt and Ottomans would castrate their Black Slaves out of fears they would taint the bloodline (not even joking, you can look that up) while conversely actively encouraging their white slaves to breed with their own people. It’s why in modern day Turkey the average person is only about 15% Turkic and is instead more of Caucasoid, Iranian, Balkan, Greek, and Slavic stock, there’s exceptions where it’s more or less but you get the idea. What I am getting at is modern Turks are far removed from say the Yakuts genetically and even linguistically.

So congratulations Phil, you are basically a Nigger unworthy of Breeding to your new cause.

 

[UncleTusky]

Similarly I doubt he understands anything about Islam nor could he be bothered to actually observe its basic tenets. I don’t see him being able to pray 3-5 times a day, read the Quran, Sunnah, or Hadiths, ritual purity (lol), or observe dietary laws. There’s a good chance he doesn’t even fully (maybe even partially) understand the different Madhabs and factions within Islam. This is for him to look tough and show solidarity with his little Antifa buddies but act like this takes it up to 11 and he is a true believer.

My understanding is that in Islam, certain things (including the Koran) must be in Arabic, no exceptions, because it is impossible for a translation to convey the same meaning.

If Phil couldn't learn basic Spanish for his Isabel phase, Arabic should be even more fun for us.

 

[Alex Krycek]

My understanding is that in Islam, certain things (including the Koran) must be in Arabic, no exceptions, because it is impossible for a translation to convey the same meaning.

If Phil couldn't learn basic Spanish for his Isabel phase, Arabic should be even more fun for us.

There’s apparently more than one version of the Quran but likely he is using the one accepted by the majority of the Sunni Muslim world. I can’t be fucked to look up what each one is called. However yes it must be read in Arabic in order to convey its true meaning and so that the poetry will resonate with the reader more.

It would be funny if he Got a bunch of Arabic Tattoos that were supposed to be badass and they ended up translating to something like “Andy Ngo is my dad.”

 

[UncleTusky]

It would be funny if he Got a bunch of Arabic Tattoos that were supposed to be badass and they ended up translating to something like “Andy Ngo is my dad.”

It gets better - most Muslims consider permanent tattoos haram under all circumstances.

Even if he didn't botch the wording (this will not happen) and the tattoo artist wrote it correctly (very unlikely) it would still be blasphemous. Godbear help him if he tried showing it off at a mosque.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I hope Phil has to drop his Latinx lie so he doesn't get deported.
Or he's sent to Mexico.
Either or.

Preferably to Jalisco, Guerrero, or Michoican. Would love to see him try to join CJNG/La Familia Michoican/Cartel del Noreste only to end up insulting El Mencho.

 

[a hapless toad]

Lol Beauty Parlor posters are 2+ years up on Muslim nonsense thanks to Chantal (and Amy haRamadan).

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It gets better - most Muslims consider permanent tattoos haram under all circumstances.

Even if he didn't botch the wording (this will not happen) and the tattoo artist wrote it correctly (very unlikely) it would still be blasphemous. Godbear help him if he tried showing it off at a mosque.

This would likely prevent him from taking it any further. His identities are usually reliant upon him not having to do anything other than low-budget cosplay. The moment he has to actually make a lifestyle change, he loses interest.

IMO, that was what killed the short-lived eco warrior phase - there’s no way someone as fat and materialistic as Phil is going to abandon his creature comforts.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Phil begging for Halal pizza.

 

[The Dude]

Plate carrier? The whole point of wearing a plate carrier is A: to carry body armor plates rated against rifle rounds, and B: to have a place to mount pouches to, chiefly pouches for magazines so they are readily accessible in a combat situation. And rifle plates are pretty damn expensive, even the "cheap" steel plates. I highly doubt Phil has ever had the scratch to afford actual armor plates, and he damn sure has never been able to afford the kind of rifle (or any firearm for that matter) that would utilize the kind of mags that would fit in plate carrier pouches. Maybe Phil has taken his love of Russia to such an extreme that he just stuffed the plate carrier with cardboard, just like the Russian troops in Ukraine?

Then again, if this plate carrier even exists, surely Phil would be incapable of showing it off by posting pics of himself wearing it. The only vest we've seen him wearing is that cheap ass rip-off of a Blackhawk vest from the 90s.

Edit: and how the fuck is stuffing his fat fucking face "resistance"? And what "actionable intel" that KF is planning to invade his house over Christmas does he have? Is it from the same source of all the other "intel" that we were planning to do something? Because all those other times turned out to be 100% bullshit and nothing happened, because we have much better things to do with our lives.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Phil begging for Halal pizza.
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That "HUNGRY ON THE HOLIDAYS" banner that he made is hilarious I'm surprised he didn't use the word "operation" like "OPERATION END MY HOLIDAY HUNGER" or something like that.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I'm not sure Phil would make through the front door once they see his green feet.

He'd be ejected the moment he untied his boots.

Amy Ramadan

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This would likely prevent him from taking it any further.

It wouldn't. Any tattoos pre conversion (or reversion as true and honest Muslims would have it) don't count.

Aside from the hygiene requirements, his bigger problem would be growing a beard and the actions of prayer. I doubt he can kneel, kowtow and get up unaided without belly flopping.

Oh dear, what am I saying, he's never going to do any of this, but I'd pay to see him try.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil begging for Halal pizza.
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“Hungry for the holidays?” This fat fuck is always hungry. I love how he’s all “oh yeah gotta stay in shape for fighting the Kiwi attack I made up… so I’ll eat a pizza.” What a big fat fuck.

I also love the idea that he thinks we’d attack him over his anodyne parroted takes on Palestine, as if he’s any different from the million other retards repeating the exact same thing. The only reason anyone might want to kill him is because he’s such a fat fuck that his mass is attracting asteroids to Earth.

Plate carrier? The whole point of wearing a plate carrier is A: to carry body armor plates rated against rifle rounds, and B: to have a place to mount pouches to, chiefly pouches for magazines so they are readily accessible in a combat situation. And rifle plates are pretty damn expensive, even the "cheap" steel plates. I highly doubt Phil has ever had the scratch to afford actual armor plates, and he damn sure has never been able to afford the kind of rifle (or any firearm for that matter) that would utilize the kind of mags that would fit in plate carrier pouches. Maybe Phil has taken his love of Russia to such an extreme that he just stuffed the plate carrier with cardboard, just like the Russian troops in Ukraine?

Then again, if this plate carrier even exists, surely Phil would be incapable of showing it off by posting pics of himself wearing it. The only vest we've seen him wearing is that cheap ass rip-off of a Blackhawk vest from the 90s.

Edit: and how the fuck is stuffing his fat fucking face "resistance"? And what "actionable intel" that KF is planning to invade his house over Christmas does he have? Is it from the same source of all the other "intel" that we were planning to do something? Because all those other times turned out to be 100% bullshit and nothing happened, because we have much better things to do with our lives.

He probably thinks it means he can carry plates full of pizza, the fat fuck.