You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[The Last Stand]

You don't think about how nice a person is who is starring in it. You think, "oh, I liked this piece of entertainment, and I would watch it again because it was a decent watch and I enjoyed the time I spent with it".

Then how can I watch an Audrey Hepburn film without knowing she's a wonderful person inside and out?

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Xitter somehow thought I should be made aware of this.

What is a skibidi toilet? Where does this shit come from?

 

[internet friend]

The nu-male (and fat white bitch) obsession with beards. The thought that not shaving for a bit makes you super masculine is just copium.

 

[Tingle]

People who go out in public when they're ill and decide to just cough right into the open air and all over everything like a retarded infant, smearing snot and mucus onto their hands and grabbing at everything without washing them first. See also: people shitting and pissing then just walking out of the bathroom because they think "Well I didn't get any on me," old people who still use handkerchiefs so they can store loogies for later, fuckers who cough right into their hand, people who don't know what a fucking germ even is, the list goes on.

Why yes, I am sick, how could you tell?

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

The nu-male (and fat white bitch) obsession with beards. The thought that not shaving for a bit makes you super masculine is just copium.

On a related note, if you have a fucking subscription for your personal hygiene/shaving supplies, like Manscaped or Dollar Shave Club, you might be a real man, but a severely retarded one. Or a pooner.

On another related note, I wish YT speds would stop promoting those services. I really don't want to hear Karl Jobst or SkillUp talk about shaving their balls.

Also:

Paging Dr. Peterson.

 

[Javier]

This new (or at least new here) trend of young people holding their phones by their mouth while they have it on hands-free mode when they're outside is incredibly annoying. It's not even that much more work to have it properly next to your ear, in a way that doesn't involve everyone around them hearing both ends of the conversation. Probably less safe to talk like them too.

 

[Baumstriezel]

My next door neighbor’s kid is going through a “whiny little faggot“ phase, which wouldn’t bother me that much if my bedroom didn’t share a wall with their living room. He particularly dislikes getting ready in the morning, which I know because I’ve been basically using him as an alarm clock. Course, my job has me up at ungodly hours of the night, and even if it didn’t, being woken up by a screeching child (and his equally angry mom) is not ideal. God I hate living in the city.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

This new (or at least new here) trend of young people holding their phones by their mouth while they have it on hands-free mode when they're outside is incredibly annoying. It's not even that much more work to have it properly next to your ear, in a way that doesn't involve everyone around them hearing both ends of the conversation. Probably less safe to talk like them too.

I see it all the time. They look like retards.

 

[Brain Power]

"oh my god why do you care so much that shitty thing is shitty, it's for children!" Children are not stupid, they need good stuff to grow good.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I work graveyard. I come home at roughly 8:30 am. A normal person would think “he’s worked all night, he’s probably tired and going to sleep soon”

11:30 am. Get a call from my work. I, half asleep, do the stupid thing of answering it. Shithead zoomie called out for the third time in two weeks (because work is fascist or white supremacy or whatever the brain dead faggots think these days) and they wanted to know if I could cover. I asked when they wanted me to cover. Girl sheepishly says “can you come in now?”

Fuck you. No, I didn’t. I’m going back to sleep. Stop hiring retarded, lazy children and fix your own issues. I’m not coming in after working 9 hours, getting maybe three hours of sleep and then you expect me to work another 16 hours on top of that in a position I need to be alert and mentally sharp for.

 

[vittek]

Not being sick the entire year and just at the last day of work before I fucking finally get 2 weeks off work.. I get hit by a nasty cold. Fucking amazing.

 

[The Hardest R]

This is a part of a bigger issue I've seen and I'm not sure what's the proper name for it. It's the kind of behaviour where someone knows damn well what something means, but then tries to twist it into making some kind of point like it's a gotcha. Its very slimey because you know they 100% understand the intention of whats being said, but pretend they don't for some sort of strawman (?) argument. Another example I've seen of this is that black Friday is a scam because things like houses and power bills don't go on sale. If anyone knows that's the name for this dishonest argument thing, would be appreciated.

It’s due to the ubiquity of social media. Every comment section on social media has contrarian assholes. In the past, you’d hardly see it because it’s obnoxious asshole behavior. But they see it all the time in various feeds and comment sections so they believe it’s acceptable behavior now.

In these situations, it’s kosher to be an obnoxious asshole right back at them.

All I Want for Christmas Is You has gotten so much hate over the past few years to the point that it's become a meme. I think advertisers have caught on a bit and I think it'll be played less for a few years until enough people agree that they "ironically" miss it as part of the zeitgeist, in which case its airplay will ramp up to the point of being super nauseating again.

It’s a fine song but they overplayed it to death because there’s a desperation to make the “official” Christmas song be from a pee oh cee versus the old Christmas songs sung by stale pale males from the 1940s and 1950s. In their zeal to erase white people, they overplayed the fuck out of that song and is now more annoying to hear than Paul McCartney’s abomination.

 

[Hubelublub]

is now more annoying to hear than Paul McCartney’s abomination

Absolutely not possible.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

More on the "unpopular opinions" side of things, but I actually prefer the lame and overplayed Christmas shit blaring from the speakers at the shopping venues I frequent to the monstrously outdated pop cancer they usually choose to play. If I hear "This Is the Life" or "I'm Good (Blue)" one more time while putting toilet paper in the cart, I might just use the roll to strangle myself to death.

 

[internet friend]

Last night I went to a local mountaintop lookout with a beautiful view of the city. Up in a dark forest at night you'd expect a degree of serenity, but what do you get instead? Not just one, but THREE fucking retards blaring 3 different shitty songs over their Bluetooth speakers. Exactly what I want when I'm trying to spend a romantic evening is the mix of pop, techno and Indian music all competing on max volume.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Going on YouTube and seeing a video about a fat retarded autistic zombie in my recommended. No one wants to think about their existence, so seeing their fat retarded asses being astroturfed like that makes me want to a-log.

Going out to the grocery store and some soccer mom makes you like Fartleigh and Shartayden more than Jesus and think they’re cute when they're crying in your ears or flooding them drawers. I’m not cleaning your honklets’ bootyholes. Stop it.

 

[Shart Attack]

Was at the bookstore the other day buying some last-minute gifts. There were 15-20 people in line for 2-3 open registers, so it was moving slowly, just like every line does this time of year. Some old guy at the front of the line actually said "yes" when they asked him about signing up for their rewards program. They had to tie up one of the registers for 10 minutes signing this asshole up for a newsletter, increasing the wait time of the 15-20 people behind him. Waiting ~30% longer in line at the store is a minor inconvenience in the grand scheme of things, but that kind of self-centered, inconsiderate behavior always annoys the shit out of me.

 

[Hubelublub]

that kind of self-centered, inconsiderate behavior

agreed, both corporate policy and that staff member were retards.

 

[${Sandy}]

When somebody consistently keeps trying to say, "That's bullshit" or "You made that up"

To the point where they will challenge you on shit that is objectively true and escalate it into a heated argument, mock you, and call you stupid for fucking hours, and even try to humiliate you infront of other people.

And the When you call them on it what do they they say? Thats stupid, that's bullshit, it's all in your head, you made that up, you are full of shit, 2+2=5 you fucking moron, you should apologize.

 

[M3xus]

Vegans. Perfectly nice after-Christmas party spoiled by the fact the Hezbollah of vegetarians is going to be there, and my considerate ass volunteered to bring a vegan dish. So now, instead of baking nice bread, I get to trawl health food stores to find something besides a veggie tray to bring.

At least she's not sanctimonious about it.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Videos on Youtube and zuckerbook that
highlight - every - single - god - damn - word
on screen as it's spoken.