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- Mar 15, 2023
I swear, Stella & Adam are the two most unfairly vilified characters in the entire verse. The above post already outlines poor owlmom's plight, so I'll recap every way that the First Man's life was fucked up irreparably.Like, she seems to be in good terms with Andre but imagine being forced by your family to be a breeder while your brother is a free spirit with all the magic talent and keeps telling you're stupid and your only good trait is being pretty. Imagine the mental toll it takes on you.
>gets his first wife stolen by Lucifraud
>but apparently this isn't enough, so he and Lilith conspire to "enlighten" Eve as well
>entirely neglect that if something was truly wrong with Adam, they could always just try to "fix" him instead
>their retarded plan leads to the creation of Hell itself
>Adam & Eve are exiled from Eden and forced to toil the Earth just to survive
>then there's the whole Cain & Abel shitshow
>THEN Adam presumably dies & ascends to Heaven
>forced to watch as his descendants commit all manner of depravities, each more horrific than the last
>and they're not even properly punished in Hell, as Lucifer & Lilith instead "empower" them and let them do whatever
>this lasts until the point the Exterminations start, and even then Adam is made to keep them secret by Head Karen (Sera)
>said bitch of a seraphim bosses him around constantly (and if the Season 2 leaks show us anything, she's perfectly willing to pin all the blame onto Adam posthumously while she herself gets forgiven by the Speaker of God)
>then the Hazbins come along and his girls get massacred wholesale in the name of "redemption"
>he himself dies being mocked by Lucifer one last time
Being Adam is suffering.