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Same in my country, but at least here all university programmes have strict quotas set by the state, so something like engineering gets a quota of 350 while archeology gets 15.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Pigtits is too retarded to realize that if he blocked some of the rascals that mess around and pick on him, he can still see what the blocked pests post after the November 5th update.
Not only is Rick is greasy, drunk, incompetent, vindictive, smelly, he’s also very technologically retarded, and still can’t stop rage squealing against the pests, even if he has his blocklist on Xitter.
Also, he’s a fat nigger with bitch tits.
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I hope someone gets him something lacy and very large from Frederick's of Hollywood. Stop flopping those man-tits- around, fatso.
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In the spirit of Christmas, I'd like to dedicate this little ditty for Patrick, for all the laughs he's given me throughout the year:
May 2025 be the year he finally wins lolcow of the year!
May 2025 be the year he finally wins lolcow of the year!
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I knew Fatrick was a retarded pig with bitch tits but I didn't know he is more retarded than Chris Chan.
Dumb, fat pig.
Bukke Bruse
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Good to see Pat having a completely normal, happy Christmas Holiday
Here's to another year of stalkers not being in prison.
Giant Troonade
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To think he probably typed all these shits out by hand individually instead of helping his wife get the Christmas turkey in the oven or literally anything else to not be a fat hog of a man on the happiest day of the year for most people...
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Maybe the real prison is the stalkers we childed along the way.
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So all is well in patland, stalkers are being childed more than usual for the holiday and prison wishes abound. I was thinking about how Annabelle is a preteen now and Pat missed out on all her younger years. He never got to make Christmas magic happen for her, never got to make the memories that she will pass to her own children one day. He didn’t get to sneak around playing Santa, never saw her come down the hall all lit up with excitement. He never felt that sense of accomplishment when you pull it all together somehow, and you get to witness your own flesh and blood experiencing the same wonder and magic that you once felt as a child. He never felt that sense of pride watching two families come together to love his child and make her holiday magical. He’s on the frontlines of the information war though, and he still has his Twitter account. Nice life, stupid.
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The joy of a single child can NEVER compare to the rush and ecstasy from a single viral tweet, and Rick’s had several. Choose wiser, stalker child. Enjoy irrelevance.
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just wanted to look again at this distasteful tweet:
the lappening was may 14 2011, so i guess he cope-rebounded into nicki's limp drugged-out arms immediately after-- but i thought the narrative was that on their first date she dutifully provided access to her vagina, and then it was fartcouch ever after. so how does this ugly tweet (your wife: just some weird girl you were trying to bang) square up with that? did he bring the signed book on the first date, which was arranged far enough in advance that he had time to attend world fantasy con 2011 in toronto first?
OR was this just some fibbing from the ffwbt, an attempt to get his fellow "bro author" neil gaimlinson to bond with him over being cool chads who enjoy "banging" weird chicks
the lappening was may 14 2011, so i guess he cope-rebounded into nicki's limp drugged-out arms immediately after-- but i thought the narrative was that on their first date she dutifully provided access to her vagina, and then it was fartcouch ever after. so how does this ugly tweet (your wife: just some weird girl you were trying to bang) square up with that? did he bring the signed book on the first date, which was arranged far enough in advance that he had time to attend world fantasy con 2011 in toronto first?OR was this just some fibbing from the ffwbt, an attempt to get his fellow "bro author" neil gaimlinson to bond with him over being cool chads who enjoy "banging" weird chicks
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A Patrick S. Tomlinson tweet doesn't add up? That's extremely unusual!
My favourite was the kamikaze pilot that was also a tail gunner apologized to him at the Pearl Harbor memorial. What a memory that must be for him.
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ok yeah. wondercon was at the start of november.
so he was getting a book signed for his girlfriend, whom he'd been dating (& sleeping with) for at least a month-- but to try and score cool points with @neilhimself, pat describes her on twitter as some weird chick he was trying to bang.
BRO YOUR GNARLY NOVEL TOTALLY SCORED ME INDEFINITE READY ACCESS TO A WEIRD GIRL'S VAGINA BRO
so he was getting a book signed for his girlfriend, whom he'd been dating (& sleeping with) for at least a month-- but to try and score cool points with @neilhimself, pat describes her on twitter as some weird chick he was trying to bang.
BRO YOUR GNARLY NOVEL TOTALLY SCORED ME INDEFINITE READY ACCESS TO A WEIRD GIRL'S VAGINA BRO
Helvetia
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don't patrick's cabal use weird as an insult against republicans? is nikki secretly a trump lover?
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That was about a decade ago. The Democrats' attempt to weaponize "weird" was within the last year.
I wonder if the pretentious dorks behind "Keep Austin Weird" regret their choice.
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Did Donald Trump fart into her vagina? He probably banged Laura Loomer so it's very possible, would certainly explain a few things.
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Pat is wurst.
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I love how we know his fat fingers are bashing that out on his phone and he's not copypasting them.
In "On Writing" Stephen King, a much more successful writer than Fat Rick can ever hope to be, advises any and all writers to bang out 1000 words a day on what they're currently working on. If Fat Rick had followed his advice, we'd have had that Tiny Tim book out by the time it would have been time to get it ready for the publisher for Christmas (September) as well as a gorillon sequels in his Ark universe or whatever. Instead Fat Rick bashes out enjoy prison stalker childs. Because he has no work ethic, is stupid, and is also fat. Very fat.
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You'd think his MiL would be on top of that. Sure, Niki is not well endowed in feminine attributes, non-FAS facial features, good partner selection skills, honesty, attractiveness, or an interesting personality, but I'm willing to bet she was growing some tits at some point. As such, her mom had to provide clothing to accommodate that. She'd be used to it, one would think. Aren't bras way less expensive than paying Quasi?
Not every single nigger voted for Harris the way they were instructed to, so some of her Friends With Flatulence may have voted for Trump.