Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[teleméres69]

"honey, babe, daddy"
Lucas thought he was slick with that daddy part at the end. He really can't help but let the predatory shit slip every time. In case anyone ever forgets why he's been banned from so many establishments.

Man, he really is sounding more rapey as fuck each day this month. Idk what happened this month specifically, since apparently this shit started all the way back in November, but this fat fuck has been getting much worse.

If he really does try something, and those videos get out, idk how anyone will be able to defend him, given he's already a local celebrity with the police. The amount of times he's demonstrated both his inability to accept no from a woman, and his willingness to get a woman intoxicated and prey on. Nah, mallon place really needs to tell him to cut this shit out, especially on their premises. I'm starting to see there might be some truth to the rumors of him preying on questionably young girls with drugs and alcohol.

Jesus fucking christ, now he's talking about forcibly kissing her and forcing his tongue down her throat

and he does not like having it pointed out to him that this is very inappropriate behavior:
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What a looney way to respond to what should be blatantly obvious. If he keeps talking like this theres an arrest in his future not just getting kicked out of mallon place

No means no lucas. This is how you end up in a very serious incident that leads to police involvement lucas

So you're saying you should walk around with a bag of drugs and a pipe, find some vulnerable women, get them high and take them home to fuck? Yeah thats pure rapist talk. There are already accusations of you doing shit like this in the past with vulnerable street girls. You're not doing yourself any favors by implying those rumors are true lucas

This shit about going to the bar with his 'wingman' is making him go all kinds of mental and rapey. This isn't going to end well for anyone

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Jesus fucking christ, now he's talking about forcibly kissing her and forcing his tongue down her throat

and he does not like having it pointed out to him that this is very inappropriate behavior:
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What a looney way to respond to what should be blatantly obvious. If he keeps talking like this theres an arrest in his future not just getting kicked out of mallon place

No means no lucas. This is how you end up in a very serious incident that leads to police involvement lucas

So you're saying you should walk around with a bag of drugs and a pipe, find some vulnerable women, get them high and take them home to fuck? Yeah thats pure rapist talk. There are already accusations of you doing shit like this in the past with vulnerable street girls. You're not doing yourself any favors by implying those rumors are true lucas

This shit about going to the bar with his 'wingman' is making him go all kinds of mental and rapey. This isn't going to end well for anyone

If we didn't have decades of documented evidence otherwise, I'd swear to God Lucas is a really good troll.
At best his dating tips are the kind of thing an alien would think up on its first day of impersonating humans ("hey you're beautiful, can I buy you a drink?") and at worst they're sexual assault ("RAM YOUR TONGUE DOWN HER THROAT")

It's like opening a recipe book to find the first recipe is simply "Milk" and the second recipe is "Rancid ham soaked in battery acid." There are children raised by wolves that understand what women want better than Lucas does.

There is no doubt in my mind that if he had unmonitored access to a woman who couldn't defend herself, he would rape her within 24 hours.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

He looks stoned as fuck in those latest videos. I wonder if he managed to scrounge some Christmas weed somehow. Maybe Myrna or King Roy sent their bovine son some Xmas cash?

He is getting increasingly unhinged as the videos go on. Not that I'm suggesting it, but I imagine his wranglers at the tard house would be alarmed at the content of his youtube ramblings as of late.

 

[VoidFace]

Jesus fucking christ, now he's talking about forcibly kissing her and forcing his tongue down her throat

and he does not like having it pointed out to him that this is very inappropriate behavior:
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What a looney way to respond to what should be blatantly obvious. If he keeps talking like this theres an arrest in his future not just getting kicked out of mallon place

No means no lucas. This is how you end up in a very serious incident that leads to police involvement lucas

So you're saying you should walk around with a bag of drugs and a pipe, find some vulnerable women, get them high and take them home to fuck? Yeah thats pure rapist talk. There are already accusations of you doing shit like this in the past with vulnerable street girls. You're not doing yourself any favors by implying those rumors are true lucas

This shit about going to the bar with his 'wingman' is making him go all kinds of mental and rapey. This isn't going to end well for anyone

Jesus, apparently I missed a lot last night. He seems to be getting worse with every passing day, there is no way I can be convinced he is on his meds at this point. If he keeps on this trajectory there is no way Mallon won’t notice and put him either in the puzzle factory or out on the street…I’m guessing the latter, given how fucking rapey he’s sounding.

Also: has he been dipping into the egg nog? He sounds like he might be drunk.

 

[Mister Fister]

What's truly interesting is that the average permahomless is closer to Lucas than liberals will admit.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

There is no doubt in my mind that if he had unmonitored access to a woman who couldn't defend herself, he would rape her within 24 hours.

More like 24 minutes.

He looks more and more like Harvey Weinstein in his thumbnails.

 

[Da Dude123]

I found this on Lucas's Mom's FB page. She did not mention which son sent this message. Surely, it was not her bovine son, Lucas?

 

[HackerX]

I found this on Lucas's Mom's FB page. She did not mention which son sent this message. Surely, it was not her bovine son, Lucas?

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On one hand, it wouldn't shock me if his recent manic episode(s) could have pushed him to send a random message to his mom like that. On the other, this is Lucas. Other people do not exist in his mind. Hell, the Lucas everyone else sees doesn't even exist in his mind.

 

[mothman96]

I found this on Lucas's Mom's FB page. She did not mention which son sent this message. Surely, it was not her bovine son, Lucas?

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I don't believe there was such a message. There is a reason why she didn't name the son. If Seth saw that post he'd think it was Lucas's message and if Lucas saw the post he'd think it was Seth that sent that message. She is trying to make herself look good.

 

[VoidFace]

A couple new ones. Apparently not only is Lucas expecting his new “wingman” to help him get laid, but also pay for everything. Who would’ve guessed that Wern would grift?

And in this one we, apparently, find out the woman he is clearly obsessed with has a limp and facial scars. Weirdly, didn’t she have a “beautiful fucking body” and “beautiful fucking face” before? Oh how things change after he has been spurned.

 

[WonderWino]

A couple new ones. Apparently not only is Lucas expecting his new “wingman” to help him get laid, but also pay for everything. Who would’ve guessed that Wern would grift?

And in this one we, apparently, find out the woman he is clearly obsessed with has a limp and facial scars. Weirdly, didn’t she have a “beautiful fucking body” and “beautiful fucking face” before? Oh how things change after he has been spurned.

The plan is we'd go back to his place

So this 'wingman' isn't from mallon place by the sound of it, cause that statement doesn't make any sense he was. Anybody paying for lucas to do this is absolutely somebody who know his history and is setting him up to fuck with him. Lucas with three drinks in him and trying to shove three into some zoomer bae? Oh yeah, liquored up lucas at the bar around women will totally end well for everyone involved. He's already talking like a barely concealed wannabe rapist who says he won't take no for an answer and wants to shove his tongue down peoples throats for refusing him. Take away what little self control and get him drunk and this situation has a high probability of ending with an arrest. This guy is absolutely telling lucas what he wants to hear. Not that being in your 30s and 40s and dating mid 20s women is that uncommon. Plenty of women prefer older men. Though in those situation part of that is that he is a bit older and so has more life experience, is more established in life and has his shit together more than somebody in their 20s and (at least in theory) is done fucking around like people tend to do in their 20s. The thing is theres a difference between being open to or into older men and what lucas is doing being creepy and predatory about it, not to mention lucas is none of those things other than being significantly older. He has nothing to offer and isn't even capable of taking care of himself or providing for himself and isn't ready for a relationship with anyone. Lucas is missing the forest for the trees

Also, all this bar talk makes it clear a thai bar girl type would eat lucas alive and fleece him for everything he's got. If lucas ever went over to thailand or any place where they do that shit he'd be convinced within an hour of walking into a bar that some hooker was totally into him and not realizing whats going on and would get absolutely fucked over. No way he wouldn't end up in the local jail with an inevitable public breakdown

and of course like all abusers lucas tries to devalue the woman when he doesn't get what he wants from her. He's advertising exactly the kind of abusive creep he is and is completely oblivious to it

 

[mothman96]

Someone who can read the Creepers reply. What does he expect to happen?
Comments to "That age gap feeling"

 

[Alex Jones' Fancy Cat]

The plan is we'd go back to his place

So this 'wingman' isn't from mallon place by the sound of it, cause that statement doesn't make any sense he was. Anybody paying for lucas to do this is absolutely somebody who know his history and is setting him up to fuck with him. Lucas with three drinks in him and trying to shove three into some zoomer bae? Oh yeah, liquored up lucas at the bar around women will totally end well for everyone involved. He's already talking like a barely concealed wannabe rapist who says he won't take no for an answer and wants to shove his tongue down peoples throats for refusing him. Take away what little self control and get him drunk and this situation has a high probability of ending with an arrest. This guy is absolutely telling lucas what he wants to hear. Not that being in your 30s and 40s and dating mid 20s women is that uncommon. Plenty of women prefer older men. Though in those situation part of that is that he is a bit older and so has more life experience, is more established in life and has his shit together more than somebody in their 20s and (at least in theory) is done fucking around like people tend to do in their 20s. The thing is theres a difference between being open to or into older men and what lucas is doing being creepy and predatory about it, not to mention lucas is none of those things other than being significantly older. He has nothing to offer and isn't even capable of taking care of himself or providing for himself and isn't ready for a relationship with anyone. Lucas is missing the forest for the trees

Also, all this bar talk makes it clear a thai bar girl type would eat lucas alive and fleece him for everything he's got. If lucas ever went over to thailand or any place where they do that shit he'd be convinced within an hour of walking into a bar that some hooker was totally into him and not realizing whats going on and would get absolutely fucked over. No way he wouldn't end up in the local jail with an inevitable public breakdown

and of course like all abusers lucas tries to devalue the woman when he doesn't get what he wants from her. He's advertising exactly the kind of abusive creep he is and is completely oblivious to it

Based on what Lucas said in the first video, this guy is in his mid-fifties and apparently owns a two story house. After all, he and the girlfriend would be downstairs while Lucas is banging away in the guy's bedroom. How would Lucas even meet someone with a stable job, a relationship, and a house? Odds are, it is just catfishing again. If it isn't, I would be very concerned for MRSA Man. Fortunately, Lucas sucks and I don't care. Whoever it is knows Lucas will have some cash, if they needed any extra motivation to kick the shit out of him. He'll probably just get ghosted. If not, this could be the end. After all, who is really going to give a shit if some crazy hobo disappears.

 

[WonderWino]

Someone who can read the Creepers reply. What does he expect to happen?
Comments to "That age gap feeling"

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Lucas just responded 'gf'

Based on what Lucas said in the first video, this guy is in his mid-fifties and apparently owns a two story house. After all, he and the girlfriend would be downstairs while Lucas is banging away in the guy's bedroom. How would Lucas even meet someone with a stable job, a relationship, and a house? Odds are, it is just catfishing again. If it isn't, I would be very concerned for MRSA Man. Fortunately, Lucas sucks and I don't care. Whoever it is knows Lucas will have some cash, if they needed any extra motivation to kick the shit out of him. He'll probably just get ghosted. If not, this could be the end. After all, who is really going to give a shit if some crazy hobo disappears.

Yeah lucas is either being catfished and set up to be fucked with, probably with the full knowledge he'll chimpout and get himself arrested, or its somebody setting him up for some vigilante justice. Given how well known he is locally I wouldn't be too surprised by the latter. Also wouldn't be surprised if this guy gets lucas to buy the drinks first, has him order more claiming he'll pay for them and then fucks off and leaves broke lucas with a bill he can't pay which will lead to quite a night for lucas and a headache for his wranglers in the morning. Lucas would be big, big mad at that one and would never live it down. Lucas getting into a situation where he he's not allowed unsupervised visits with people anymore because of an incident like that would be hilarious

 

[HackerX]

Someone who can read the Creepers reply. What does he expect to happen?
Comments to "That age gap feeling"

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Which doesn't mesh with Lucas's own words. If a woman isn't DTF immediately, she shouldn't even talk to Lucas.

 

[mothman96]

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Which doesn't mesh with Lucas's own words. If a woman isn't DTF immediately, she shouldn't even talk to Lucas.

GF- yea thinks that answer will not make him look like a rutting Creep when he already put it out there 1st time out with the "wingman" he is expecting for a girl to go with him to wingman's place and "do the deed".

 

[WonderWino]

GF- yea thinks that answer will not make him look like a rutting Creep when he already put it out there 1st time out with the "wingman" he is expecting for a girl to go with him to wingman's place and "do the deed".

Yeah exactly. Yet again he thinks he's being clever and covering himself while just making himself look and sound more predatory and creepy

His christmas gift should be a tshirt that says dirty deeds done with creeps after his most recent statements

 

[AnOminous]

His christmas gift should be a tshirt that says dirty deeds done with creeps after his most recent statements

No dirty deeds will be done with that particular creep.

 

[Bassomatic]

Despite having a few mins to wind down and shit post. I'm kinda sad Lucas has a roof over his head. It won't be long but still.

To rest of your happiest of holidays and always think of my weird ass uncle etc.. they aren't this freak.

I felt blessed the worst I had was my zoomie cuz who need to fucking text all during family party. Unlike Lucas they aren't fat schizos tho.

Myrna's post just made me mad all around. I'm trying to not send a Bible length text but I hope she starts eating things under the sink asap trash bag human.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Not gonna post an autistic essay for the average reader to scroll by and ignore, I'll just say I hope the only person Wern hurts in his latest episode is himself.