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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Sometimes I get sad looking at people who seem to live lavish lifestyles and objectively make less money than me. But then I remember that they have extremely limited social mobility, have to rent, no retirement plan and one large unexpected bill could devastate them for months maybe years.
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This is precisely how Ralph lives, and even then when he is showing off his 'lavish lifestyle' it looks bleak. Wow, you went to Vegas, or you went to a local restaurant... He has money, he is just clueless when it comes to getting the most out of it.

I wouldn't get sad about all that - imagine having to spend 20%% of your income on a car payment so you can have a new car, when a model that's a couple of years old (and functionally the exact same) is half the cost, if not less. These idiots have to have the newest thing because it gives them a little dopamine hit when they buy it, but they ignore the stress and misery of having to constantly scramble to ensure they can pay their bills each money. Just think - the standard credit card interest is more than triple what you would get as a return on the stock market. These people are perpetually poor, and for what? A new car? Stanley Cup collection? A two week holiday for 20k where they refused to fly economy? There is nothing to be jealous of.
 
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His penis is spiritually Chinese.
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Indian technically. That’s probably what his first wife who was an poo in the loo appreciated about him.

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Ralph has bitched out of the promised christmas eve show that he said he would do on yesterdays show if we HIT THE GHOUUUULL and of course, instead of apologizing or admitting any wrong doing, he has decided to spend the entire day photo shopping jims wife onto an image.
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Great use of your time Ralph! I'm sure you're definitely not malding about having to spend christmas alone in your lawyers woodshed! :story:
Reminder that Ralph has literally NO IDEA what his wife could be doing right now on christmas eve of all nights! How revolting do you have to be to have 2 children, 2 wives, and 1 baby momma all abscond in a 5 year timespan?! What a mark! :lit:
 
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Die For Me! said:
Ralph has bitched out of the promised christmas eve show that he said he would do on yesterdays show if we HIT THE GHOUUUULL and of course, instead of apologizing or admitting any wrong doing, he has decided to spend the entire day photo shopping jims wife onto an image.
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Great use of your time Ralph! I'm sure you're definitely not malding about having to spend christmas alone in your lawyers woodshed! :story:
Reminder that Ralph has literally NO IDEA what his wife could be doing right now on christmas eve of all nights! How revolting do you have to be to have 2 children, 2 wives, and 1 baby momma all abscond in a 5 year timespan?! What a mark! :lit:
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He's so bad at intentionally trying to be funny. The only way he can make people laugh is when he falls out of his chair. The old fart in that picture also still looks better than piggy and the watch on his arm is worth more than everything piggy owns.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
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Ah good ol memories. Remember this one Ralph? You were back in the US celebrating with a family, expecting a little pig horse hybrid?

Ah look at you now. In a tin shack all alone.
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I remember that Guntmas! He spent all day seething on twitter cause everyone was calling him Chris-chan!
 
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Die For Me! said:
Ralph has bitched out of the promised christmas eve show that he said he would do on yesterdays show if we HIT THE GHOUUUULL and of course, instead of apologizing or admitting any wrong doing, he has decided to spend the entire day photo shopping jims wife onto an image.
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Great use of your time Ralph! I'm sure you're definitely not malding about having to spend christmas alone in your lawyers woodshed! :story:
Reminder that Ralph has literally NO IDEA what his wife could be doing right now on christmas eve of all nights! How revolting do you have to be to have 2 children, 2 wives, and 1 baby momma all abscond in a 5 year timespan?! What a mark! :lit:
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Jim fapped to Jade's gross feet pics while the RALPHAMALE cooms to "NTR" self-insert fantasies involving her and some "old fat bastard".
What a lovely Christmas for the ralphamale.
 
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