💤 Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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She helps you out of the your pants the rest of the way and tosses your briefs in the trash. She takes some baby wipes from under the skin and clears away the mess from your rear end.
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Shmorky's done so much diaper ERP that all the necessary materials now grow inside his body
 
somewhereelse poster said:
That is clearly not his shoulder in the last picture there....

I mean, maybe I'm dumb for asking this, but he does realize that before he was crazy he was a dude and never had tits, right? Maybe it's glaring proof of my sanity that I just don't fucking get it.
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I actually think he really does believe it. I think he believes his own lies. Either that or he actually has legitimate Dissociative Identity disorder, and Daisy was a new personality he developed who was born a hermaphrodite. He swore up and down to me that he really was born with boobs and had a full uterus and ovaries inside him, and that his parents forced him to take testosterone.

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Just a heads up, if you wanna pay $50 to diaper RP with Smorky there's an opening! use special code "Don't tell your parents" for 15% off the first month!*yawn*
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And to think, I blew that money on the new King of Fighters game. What a wasted opportunity. :(

Lurkette said:
??????????????
he has a dick right???
why he actin like he born with boobs???? that he hates???????????????????
wait hold on i'll answer myself

:autism:
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It's less autism and more a severe personality/identity disorder. Even Chris Chan knows he wasn't born with secret ovaries.

somewhereelse poster said:
Eh, I kinda doubt that, though we'd need Mandy to confirm probably. But as I understand it, hormone therapy, which would include both female hormones and androgen blockers, would kill his ability to get a boner.

From what I've gathered, anything appearing to be breast there is likely paper towel.

e: now, if he's jamming estrogens with no androgen blocker, well, I have no idea what happens then. nothing good, I imagine.
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He actually never took hormones. He always told me he wanted to go on them, but couldn't even work up the motivation to go to the Drs office. The boobs were just a bit of gynecomastia and yes, the paper towels.

Look! A Horse! said:
Just want to point out in that outdoor selfie pic Shmorky's eyes are incredibly pinned. Those are exactly how my eyes used to look when I shot dope.

Theres a small possibility his eyes were still adjusting to light (if he had just walked outside) but it looks like he was getting high. Hydros/Kratom perhaps? IDK if kratom causes pinned eyes.

Mandaryn did you ever share your Kratom with Shmorky? how did he react? I thought he was super anti-drug
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Shmorky never wanted to try or share my kratom, though I shared some weed with him a couple times, and on once occasion he had a complete paranoid panic attack. I only shared kratom with Lowtax once. The only drug I have slight evidence of Shmork taking is meth, only because our neighbors approached me and told me they saw him hanging around a local group of notorious meth heads in our town.

Questionable Ceviche said:
We know King Klurf has a history of stuffing with paper towels, that seems more likely than ordering hormones from the internet.

@Mandarys_Milan, you have way more balls than peepee poopoo man ever did for laying all of your logs out for us.

There's one thing about this entire mess that hasn't made any sense to me. SJW communities are so into ableist callouts that it doesn't make any sense for them to be defending someone who specifically seeks mentally ill victims. This is way beyond someone accidentally saying the wrong thing on a website and hurting some snowflake's feelings. It's real world malevolence directed specifically at a marginalized/disabled group of people. They win an Exceptional Olympics gold medal for mental gymnastics.
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"Twansphobia" is higher in the oppression hierarchy than ableism. Being specialgendered gives you a free pass to do ANYTHING when it comes to SJWbots.

Peanut said:
Could be wrong, but is this picture an illustration of this moment? Maybe the file called something like 'zinny secret time' (ugh)?
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We already know he's a pedophile and you can't tell ages with klurfs but according to the logs, this character is supposed to be about 7 or 8 years old.
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That is Zinny, yes. I think he sent me that either during, or shortly after that RP.

Anustart said:
So Shmorky wanted people to believe he's biologically female, then? Like he was pretending he had a feminine body so he could then subsequently pretend to dislike having a feminine body?

@Mandarys_Milan did he ever explain why the wig needed to be made of yarn? Seriously why yarn??? Is he trying to replicate the blobby, blunt-ended cartoonishness of Klurf hair? Oh god that's the reason isn't it.
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
And for a sub-question about that stupid wig. When exactly did he start wearing it? And more importantly, did anyone tell him how stupid it looked in real life?
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The wig wasn't actually made of yarn, I wasn't really sure what it was made out of. It was this almost spongy material and I had no idea where he bought them from, nor why he wore it. I mean, if you're trying to be a "transfeminine" person, why not just go to the wig store and get a regular, long haired wig? He looked so much better just being bald. I'm not sure when he started wearing it, perhaps @Lowtax or @Soliloqueef know. Incredibly enough, no one ever said anything about it, people really just didn't know what to make of Shmorky when they saw him.

Big Nasty said:
What caught my eye in that FB pic dump was the fact that Mandy looks totally zonked out in most pics.
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It was Christmas morning, and we just got out of bed and started opening presents, so I didn't get gussied up. Also I was celebrating Christmas with a bit of weed.
 
Curt Sibling said:
These goon dummies as usual don't do any research.
Derpibooru hate me with a passion, but repost my stuff anyway, so they can sperg at it. What's more - I only ever draw adult-age characters, when depicting adult material.

Unlike the diaper-sicko SA are trying so hard to defend...:story:

I've never been a member of Derpibooru, or anywhere like that...My troll-art is reposted all over many sites, without my control...What can I do to stop it?

So...Dear SA, please get a clue and go blow yourselves...
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https://derpibooru.org/1045260?scope=scpe928ccc87e8e2652517a5d8c10cf1477a509a100c this is just normal sexy girl art that practically every goon cartoonist has drawn at some point. I love when goons act like something extremely normal is going to be "OMGSOFUCKINGCREEPY" to anyone but the most try-hard of goons.

Did these people throw away their childhood nostalgia of every cartoon Bruce Timm was involved with because he also drew (extremely vanilla and harmless) porn of cute girls? "WOW YOU ARE DRAWING YOUR OF-AGE CHILDREN'S CHARACTERS NAKED ERGO YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE AND WANT TO GROOM YOUR CHILD FANS"
 
Mandarys_Milan said:
It was this almost spongy material and I had no idea where he bought them from, nor why he wore it. I mean, if you're trying to be a "transfeminine" person, why not just go to the wig store and get a regular, long haired wig?
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Because "spongy", floppy material is much closer to Klurf hair than a long haired wig. Considering how he insists on every sex RP character being a Klurf, he clearly considers them the pinnacle of sexiness (ughhh), so it makes sense that he would want to be as Klurfy as possible.
Which is still fucking gross.
 
I know I'm gonna win "Understatement of the year" here but I finally sat and read every single post in this thread, and Dave is fuuuucked uuuuuuuup hey
 
ITT: SA complains about KF and then we complain about them, it's pretty much "ewww look at this kiwi" vs "ewww look at this goon" if you'd like you can shit talk them in their own threads ok.
 
is there any proof that dave is still there?

he could've just gone to ground after getting sucker punched by every website on the internet. he built this whole fictional life for himself, he could just dip out after his pathological lying got exposed.

honestly that'd probably be best for him. throw away the laptop, get rid of the smartphone, live an internet free life. sure, the whole world knows he's a sick, sick little man, but it's not like he has a job or social group where people can harass him. the only way he'll ever know that we're all laughing at him is if he specifically seeks it out.
 
lindsayfan said:
the eccentric French playwright Alfred Jarry became semi-famous after his obscene play "Ubu Roi" started a riot, after which Jarry then began dressing and speaking like the character Ubu Roi. Notably, the first word of the play and its entire theme is "Shit."
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That's another one for the play reading list... Hopefully, it's not too shitty
 
Curt Sibling said:
@Lowtax needs to unleash a Night of the Long Fucking Knives - Firing all his cuck admins and then ask @Dynastia and @LikeicareKF to come in as new SA mods.

The goon massacre would be glorious.
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We used to have that short of shit from time to time. Things would get shitty, the red mist would descend, the hammer would come out, and there'd be a good old-fashioned purge. These days seems like those times are gone.

Really could use one though, yeah.
 
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It's shit like this for about ten pages. At this point some other posters are still trying to talk around them to make Shmorky jokes and post their favourite chatlog exerpts, but these angry babies will not be dissuaded from tanking the thread. Eventually it devolves into Black Baby Goku just spamming longcat until Lady Ambien comes in and locks the thread under the mistaken belief it's turned to shit and everyone needs a cooldown, instead of just the spastic babies throwing tantrums. She perma's BBG for good measure, but it's immediately undone by the other admins because apparently Lowtax and Lady are turbocucks.
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Wow. It's pretty impressive that one unfunny faggot can ruin a thread in SA.
 
oh god it all clicked together
the yarn wig
the voice
he is transmogrifying himself into a klurf
i know people said it before but in my naive innocence i had thought it hyperbole but no he honestly thinks klurfs are sexy and wants to be one
what the fuck
who the fuck
how the fuvk
 
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