"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil begging for Halal pizza.
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"Actionable intelligence" that Kiwi Commandos are going to try to break into the tard bunker?

Bitch, we're already there. We've got people hiding in the walls and moving his shit around when he sleeps or heads outside. Those shinobi skills come in handy at times.

No I mean, there's no way we could ever break in to such a heavily fortified place even if we had a battering ram, lots of ammo and gas masks to ward off the stench.

Tragi-Chan said:
I also love the idea that he thinks we’d attack him over his anodyne parroted takes on Palestine, as if he’s any different from the million other retards repeating the exact same thing. The only reason anyone might want to kill him is because he’s such a fat fuck that his mass is attracting asteroids to Earth.
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He needs to come up with some reason why the evil Kiwis want to take him out. Meanwhile we're much happier laughing and mailing him potatoes that he loses a knife fight to.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
He needs to come up with some reason why the evil Kiwis want to take him out. Meanwhile we're much happier laughing and mailing him potatoes that he loses a knife fight to.
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What’s funny is that the whole reason he’s bouncing and squeaking about a home invasion this time is because he just saw Home Alone. He even mentions it in the first part of his begging spiel. Ain’t nobody planning to burgle Phil’s hovel, there’s no resale value on pizza boxes and mall ninja gear that smells like shit.
 
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He wheels out the “creditable intelligence…Kiwi farms home invasion” line every Christmas. Phat Phuk Phil just wants extra free money to eat expensive pizza delivered directly to his hovel like a lord.

$75 for food? For one day? Even being charitable and saying three days (24-26th), $75 is a BIG supermarket shop. You could feed yourself for at least two weeks on $75, easily (potatoes, pasta, veggies, pulses, spices/sauces). I’m sure Phil will come up with the excuse that he’s modern, fashionable poor where he has no cooking facilities and is too disabled to do anything other than get take-away food, though. Like a true scary ninja warrior, relying on expensive food delivery services and being too disabled to move.

Just admit that you’re begging, Phil. You may as well sit outside the train station with a styrofoam cup for people to put spare change in.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil begging for Halal pizza.
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He has "Actionable Intelligence" that the Kiwi Farms are going to invade his hovel over the holidays, eh? :story:

The only intelligence in this case was from a growling belly telling brain 'GRIFT MOAR HARDER INVOKE KIWI!' Fucking shameless mooch.

"16 years of internet tough guys threatening they might maybe do something someday" = "I'm a tough combat vet! need greasy pizza energy to Bash the Fash!"

edit: heh, I guess I was a bit late on this one. All the obvious jokes already made. Ah well.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil begging for Halal pizza.
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So he wants Halal ingredients. Isn’t he supposed to be Vegan and everything Vegan is already supposed to be Halal? You know because it didn’t require the ritual slaughter.

Also bud we just comment on what you publicly post. That isn’t stalking. You couldn’t pay me to try and visit the Pacific Northwest. Not just because of politics - I genuinely don’t like the weather. Same reason I won’t visit a lot of Europe.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
So he wants Halal ingredients. Isn’t he supposed to be Vegan and everything Vegan is already supposed to be Halal? You know because it didn’t require the ritual slaughter.
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He was never vegan. Even when he claimed to be he was constantly eating entire blocks of cheese.
 
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AnOminous said:
He was never vegan. Even when he claimed to be he was constantly eating entire blocks of cheese.
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While I am aware he was never a true Vegan and just said it to gain points with his Antifa friends, the statement still stands as a testament to how his identity keeps changing. He wants Halal stuff now. Well first it’s usually more expensive than other stuff in the States. It isn’t actually Halal unless it is certified as such. I am sure he doesn’t understand this. He probably just thinks “No pork”. There are a lot of other rules that go into what is Halal. Not even a Muslim here but I do go to Church with Arabs and read shit all the time.

I actually said he was becoming Muslim now ironically at first and just thought it was him trying to show more solidarity with Palestine with a Quran. He really is picking up a new label. A label that literally hates him. This is pretty funny.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
He needs to come up with some reason why the evil Kiwis want to take him out. Meanwhile we're much happier laughing and mailing him potatoes that he loses a knife fight to.
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Plum Smuggler said:
"Yeah, I'm going to make you very uncomfortable during the holidays."
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Except he isn't. He has no family. He has no friends. He is cowering in his hovel, stinking, unwashed, filthy, and alone. He has alienated absolutely everyone. He will probably not even interact with a single human today.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
"Yeah, I'm going to make you very uncomfortable during the holidays."
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The only way Taters could make anybody uncomfortable is if he was physically there during Christmas dinner stinking up the place.

Otherwise he's just that impotent weirdo that stands on the corner and yells at people. Then when somebody comes towards him he shits himself in fear and waddles away while emptying an entire can of pepper spray everywhere but where the person actually is.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Alright, which one of you got "Big Mad" with Spudz? HE'S GOING TO PIN THE POST NOW....
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Does anyone know how to pull the actual court documents? I'm interested in this motion to suppress. Are they trying to throw out the video of Phil pepper spraying the lady or his retarded social media posts?
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We are literally just joking about his bold statements and suddenly it turns into a political cause.

Dude I have no fight in Israel vs. Palestine and being Eastern Orthodox probably would be hated by both sides. This isn’t a Black and White issue. There’s Israelis who hate what’s going on, there’s Palestinians that detest Hamas, Orthodox and Armenian Christians caught in the crossfire - this isn’t The Dark Side vs. The Light Side.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
"Yeah, I'm going to make you very uncomfortable during the holidays."
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We say he’s not really left wing, but he’s certainly got the hang of overly wordy memes. Imagine being so friendless and unlikeable that you spend your Christmas Day posting this. While everyone else is enjoying their Christmas dinner and catching up with family, you’re trying to bait people into an online confrontation. While others open presents and listen to carols, you’re trying to impress strangers with imaginary victories. I’d feel sorry for him, but the spirit of Christian charity does not extend to manchild pigmen.

Plum Smuggler said:
Alright, which one of you got "Big Mad" with Spudz? HE'S GOING TO PIN THE POST NOW....
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Does anyone know how to pull the actual court documents? I'm interested in this motion to suppress. Are they trying to throw out the video of Phil pepper spraying the lady or his retarded social media posts?
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It was me, but not over the post. I was promised a challenge when breaking into his home. Not only did he leave the front door open, but he was busy trying to flush his morning dump and I was able to steal everything of value without him even knowing I was there.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
I was able to steal everything of value without him even knowing I was there.
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What did you take? His cheese, bike... I mean daughter and maybe a couple "weapons"?

I can't imagine he had anything worth taking there.

Plum Smuggler said:
Alright, which one of you got "Big Mad" with Spudz? HE'S GOING TO PIN THE POST NOW....
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Does anyone know how to pull the actual court documents? I'm interested in this motion to suppress. Are they trying to throw out the video of Phil pepper spraying the lady or his retarded social media posts?
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Yeah we're so mad over him being a tard.
 
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