Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

The innocent love of children.

Yeah I can see how the fame and money really got to this NERD’s head and let him indulge in his weird fantasies and deviancies.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Yeah I can see how the fame and money really got to this NERD’s head and let him indulge in his weird fantasies and deviancies.

He also indulged in the time honored tradition of sexting up female viewers, like nearly every other retard streamer who had fame go to their head.

I wonder how many people could contribute to a "Nick Sexting Viewers" thread with tons and tons of DMs and images.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Just think...in an alternate universe, AA-Ron actually read "Pawverbs" and bought the Crack Shack, and he and April are still together, enjoying Christmas morning (instead of enjoying prison) while a 9-year old neighbor child runs jittering and screaming through the woods outside their house, chasing skunks and raccoons.

Also, this thread is about 2,000 pages shorter, Nick delivered on the subscriber gifts, and he's up a few hundred followers. There is no farting dragon or pussy liquor, just a surreptitious exchange of spouses after dark with none the wiser. The worst we know about is the trip to Hedonism II, and we're all better off in our ignorance of the funny and weird facts of this matter.

Merry Christmas to all.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Just think...in an alternate universe, AA-Ron actually read "Pawverbs"

There's no alternate universe where anyone else read "Pawverbs".

I actually saw a copy for a dollar in a used bookstore a couple weeks ago and I didn't buy it. Nobody wants to read "Pawverbs".

 

[Radola Gajda]

Remember, this dumbass mental retard cuck thought that he could post nude pictures of himself and his worthless dishrag wife in the most notorious cuck resort in the world, Hedonism II, so notorious it is even on Wikipedia as a cuck resort and the resort itself is on Wikipedia, as a cuck resort, and as so famously known as a cuck resort that it's even been cited as a cuck resort in sitcoms.

I had to check wikipedia and yep you are right. I thought Hedo was some random thirdworld whorehouse. And not notorious resort with wikipedo page in multiple languages with pop culture section.
Nick is even more retarded than I thought. Lol

 

[Vibralldo]

I had to check wikipedia and yep you are right. I thought Hedo was some random thirdworld whorehouse. And not notorious resort with wikipedo page in multiple languages with pop culture section.
Nick is even more retarded than I thought. Lol

That in popular culture section of the Wikipedia page made my skin crawl

Total degenerate shit, especially that book someone wrote about the resort. Nick clearly was trying to emulate the type of behavior the people who go to this resort exhibit.

 

[AnOminous]

I had to check wikipedia and yep you are right. I thought Hedo was some random thirdworld whorehouse. And not notorious resort with wikipedo page in multiple languages with pop culture section.
Nick is even more retarded than I thought. Lol

Some people read my posts about stuff like this, they think I'm joking, they think I'm engaging in hyperbole or something, but if anything, I'm toning it down a bit so it can be believable.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I had to check wikipedia and yep you are right. I thought Hedo was some random thirdworld whorehouse. And not notorious resort with wikipedo page in multiple languages with pop culture section.
Nick is even more retarded than I thought. Lol

I never would've guessed Hedo II would've gotten a shoutout in the fucking Office

 

[AnOminous]

I never would've guessed Hedo II would've gotten a shoutout in the fucking Office

And Balldo thought he could take naked pics there and nobody would ever figure it out. That's the level of full retard he operates on.

 

[Vibralldo]

And Balldo thought he could take naked pics there and nobody would ever figure it out. That's the level of full retard he operates on.

Does he still deny that he swang there?

I love the logical progression

"I'm not at a swingers sex resort!"
"Ok I went to the swingers sex resort, but it wasn't for swinging!"
"Ok, I'm a swinger"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Does he still deny that he swang there?

I love the logical progression

"I'm not at a swingers sex resort!"
"Ok I went to the swingers sex resort, but it wasn't for swinging!"
"Ok, I'm a swinger"

You forgot the most likely option.
Nick got into the cuck chair and Kayla was swinging.

 

[MadStan]

I’m sure Nick is having a white Christmas; hopefully not his children

 

[not william stenchever]

I fucking hate how Rekieta keeps pretending he is some kind of Philosophy King, with deep insights into the human condition, when all he is, is a complete fuckup, larping as someone with any kind of wisdom.

I have personally known a meth addict (he got better for a while until he dropped off the face of the earth) and people who went to prison for other reasons with a deeper pool of wisdom than the ragetwig. But that's because they actually do things in their lives other than being a complete fuckup and had interests that weren't getting fucked up..

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Some people read my posts about stuff like this, they think I'm joking, they think I'm engaging in hyperbole or something, but if anything, I'm toning it down a bit so it can be believable.

There's a comedy movie about it.

Hanging in Hedo

It has Jon Lovitz whick reminded me.... Here's Lovitz playing Nick Rekieta under the pseudonym Tommy Flanagan - President of the Pathological Liars Club.

It's even Christmas lies.

(yes, that's Robert Downey jr and Tom Hanks along with Nora Dunn and Jon Lovitz)

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick went to the cuck resort that is so notorious it has a Wikipedia article that lists multiple jokes that have been made on sitcoms for normies about how it's a cuck resort, and this dipshit took naked pictures of himself and his wife and posted them to the Internet and somehow was surprised people figured out he went to the most notorious cuck resort on the planet

And Balldo thought he could take naked pics there and nobody would ever figure it out. That's the level of full retard he operates on.

It's worse than even that, though! Nick and Kayla streamed from Hedo II together about how strong their marriage was! Faggot wanted to run it in people's faces was too lazy to put up his green screen he bought special for that trip. Of course, the Farms figured out where they were at, in part, from that stream. Mere hours after Kayla had been plowed by a big black bull and Nick was too impotent to fuck the bull's wife. Unless that was the time he talked anime with the staff.

 

[3MMA]

Which one is your favourite?

I think Nick would prefer Romaine because he probably likes all that cheesy lip licking gyrating whore shit, & Kayla would prefer Ricardo because the word on the street is he has energy, unlike heat allergy break taking Nicholas Cuck Rekieta.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

There's no alternate universe where anyone else read "Pawverbs".

I actually saw a copy for a dollar in a used bookstore a couple weeks ago and I didn't buy it. Nobody wants to read "Pawverbs".

In that alternate universe, AA-Ron read it, not because he wanted to, but because Kayla asked him to, and he loved and respected her enough to do one stupid and insipid little thing for her.

 

[Burt Macklin]

One of Rekieta's last allies, Law of Self Defense aka Andrew Branca, is spending his christmas on twitter/X aggressively posting about Indian tech worker immigrants.

Would not be surprised if murdered an Indian by the end of the year. in self defense of course.

Nothing would delite me more. Dude is such a faggot. His Law of Self Defense book makes you want to blow your fucking brains out.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does he still deny that he swang there?

I love the logical progression

"I'm not at a swingers sex resort!"
"Ok I went to the swingers sex resort, but it wasn't for swinging!"
"Ok, I'm a swinger"

"OK, I'm a swinger, but I didn't let anyone cuck me"
"OK, I'm a swinger cuck, but I didn't do anything gay"
"OK, I'm a swinger cuck who did things with men, but I never gave up the bussy"
"OK, I'm a swinger cuck who got miles of BBC ran through him in Jamaica, but what happens in Jamaica stays in Jamaica"
"OK, maybe not everything stays in Jamaica, but..."

 

[Vibralldo]

"OK, I'm a swinger, but I didn't let anyone cuck me"
"OK, I'm a swinger cuck, but I didn't do anything gay"
"OK, I'm a swinger cuck who did things with men, but I never gave up the bussy"
"OK, I'm a swinger cuck who got miles of BBC ran through him in Jamaica, but what happens in Jamaica stays in Jamaica"
"OK, maybe not everything stays in Jamaica, but..."

"Look! I changed my mind! People are allowed to change their minds!"